So there's a bottle of beer I've had in my fridge for a few weeks - St. Archer's Tusk & Grain Tequila & Bourbon Barrel Aged Coffee Porter.
I had actually tried to open it once before, but there was so much wax on the top that I gave up trying. I tried again last night, using the knife from a waiter's corkscrew as well as this circular wine foil cutter I have - neither worked.
Now, I'm no stranger to wax-topped bottles. I hate them, but I've never been beaten by them. But I could not open this damn thing last night. So finally, I did something that I've seen others do - I used fire to melt the wax. I felt ridiculous.
I put a paper towel down on the counter to catch any wax drippings, then I used one of those safety lighters like this:
With the top of the bottle in the flame, it did indeed work - the wax started melting. But the melted wax didn't just fall to the paper towel. Instead, the paper towel caught on fire. At that point, my wife looked over at me with some alarm, wondering why the hell I was setting fire to our countertop.
But the point is, I got access to the cap, and I drank the beer.
Verdict:
It was fine. I don't like tequila, so I'm not entirely sure why I bought this, but the tequila wasn't overpowering. Barely noticeable, even. Certainly not worth the effort, and there's no way I'm ever buying a waxed bottle of Tusk & Grain anything in the future.