A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Friday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer."

The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down: Why not on Friday? and the voice from in the well shouts back: Because on Friday, it’s your day in the well.


I've got nothing to do all weekend, so lots of time to answer urrrverything. Just don't ask me whether or not to fold KK pre, b/c the answer is always.

Poker Bio?

first! <3

poker story

edit: 2nd

- Where you from
- How long have you played poker
- How old are you?
- Play for fun or planning on going pro?
- Other career/future plans?

- In your opinion, what is/are most players' biggest leak(s)?
- What most helped you beat 50nl+ regularly?
- Favorite poker game besides FRNL?
- Favorite non-poker game?
- Artist/band you listen to the most lately?
- Links to favorite threads?
- Favorite posters of all time?

garph?

Favourite Stripper Story

Whats the hottest picture of a girl on the internet? (non-nude/nude)

What's up with that avatar, BTW?

I've wondered this for so long lol

How many chicks have you had in the snuggie at once?

Full poker bio will come a bit later, but

Have played seriously for about 4 years. Played recreationally with friends for 2 or 3 years before that.

I turned 21 last Tuesday.

Planning on going pro once I get my degrees (weird, right?)

Probably going to give full time a shot next year, and if it isn't all it's cracked up to be will play part time and teach high school.

Most helpful to beat 50nl+ regularly...

This kinda gets split up into two answers. I think I play vs. droolers extremely well, in terms of getting max value out of marginal hands and being able to fold marginal hands even when stats declare they might not be able to work a doorknob. This comes from lots of live play where the table consists of 2 decent players, and 7 or 8 of these guys.

Against regs, once again a lot comes from experience against them. Most have a similar understanding of the game, and most can be exploited in similar ways. However, you really have to recognize who to exploit, and when you are being exploited yourself. This is probably not a whole lot of help, but it's a lot of what I think about when I'm playing.

Favorite poker game besides NLHE...

4 card blind man's bluff gut... a mouthful, no?

Everyone is dealt 4 cards, and must place them on their heads without looking (indian style). Then the game plays like gut where players can decide wheter they are in or out, replacing the pot if they play and lose. It is a lowball game with 1 draw, so it's hilarious seeing people 3 draw away from a made 6, or drawing to KK (remember, you have no idea what you are drawing with).

Non-home-favorite-game... limit o8 even though i'm terrible at it. Scooping is a wonderful feeling.

Artist/band?

Lately been llistening to a lot of Slightly Stupid. Have also had Rehab on the playlist non-stop for the past year or so, songs just don't get old.

Favorite posters?

lots of people in chat thread / reg thread

As far as strat: Digger, jasons, alexb182 usually give best responses.

lol value: joey for levelling in just about every post, gregGG for posting a million hands where he has T3o in a 3b pot, and for loving azzin's so much.

had 2 strippers over at my place last fall, with a bunch of guys after a Georgia Tech football game.

They are kinda skanky and no one really wants to pay them for what they are offering. Finally, they drag the guy out of the circle we are all yelling at and start to collect money from the crowd, for what we have no clue.

After about $50 is collected, strippers bend the kid over and tell him to take off his belt, and proceed to hit him with it 50 times.

Ok, not too funny, but I don't have many stripper stories.

it's from the BBC's HD Planet Earth. Basically some random bird in the amazon puts on this huge smiley face to try and pick up chicks.

HD Planet earth is good show.