*** April fools low content thread! *** - Micro Stakes Pot Limit and No Limit

Wow, some women at the bar left her 2-month-old in the car. It's just barely above freezing out.

I almost fell out of my stool when the bartender got on the DJ's mic and announced that the police were looking for the owner of the car.

04-01-2012 , 02:50 AM

clyro

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1st

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Last edited by udbrky; 04-01-2012 at 03:05 AM. Reason: boobs - they're nice, but not allowed.

04-01-2012 , 02:55 AM

hang

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by udbrky

april fools!

04-01-2012 , 02:57 AM

iPlayAAonly

grinder

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hang

april fools!

sadly theres people enough dumb to do this in the world so even if its an april fools tell urself that it happened before and it will happen again..

04-01-2012 , 03:08 AM

clyro

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harsh mod is harsh, deletion of boobs and infraction!

I'm all sad now

04-01-2012 , 03:22 AM

hang

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i see nipple still

04-01-2012 , 03:36 AM

udbrky

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Nipple covered by clothing is ok.

It's a long standing rule. We went through it way long ago.

04-01-2012 , 03:41 AM

udbrky

Formerly known as udbrky

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Also, you're probably standing in front of a mirror with your shirt off.

04-01-2012 , 04:09 AM

fsn

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morning

04-01-2012 , 04:34 AM

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henrikjs

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I don't know anything about good deals for micro players, is the StanJames iPokerVIP deal (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/20...ching-1128433/) pretty much the best way to go with regards to getting a good deal at a network with bad players?

04-01-2012 , 04:43 AM

#11

Julyan

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The network is rigged but other than that its pretty decent deal, I'm almost done clearing it on 100% to $400

04-01-2012 , 04:52 AM

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henrikjs

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Julyan

The network is rigged but other than that its pretty decent deal, I'm almost done clearing it on 100% to $400

How many hands has it taken?

04-01-2012 , 05:06 AM

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z0mgtiltz

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04-01-2012 , 05:14 AM

#14

HU4hoes

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in for april where i have a bunch of exams

04-01-2012 , 05:35 AM

#15

Julyan

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by henrikjs

How many hands has it taken?

I have played like 38k hands so far, lost 65bi and I have 6500 points, need 8000 for $400

04-01-2012 , 05:58 AM

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Swiiftx

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Quote:

Originally Posted by udbrky

Nipple covered by clothing is ok.

It's a long standing rule. We went through it way long ago.

04-01-2012 , 06:04 AM

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El-Sheik

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For those of you that haven't noticed there are some April 1st Special bonuses in the store. 4 items in total worth $80 with 5k points, that's SN rate.

04-01-2012 , 06:11 AM

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z0mgtiltz

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I think I'd rather have the voodoo doll than the $. Would make a cool plush toy to sit on my desk

04-01-2012 , 06:28 AM

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Big_Mick00

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Hungover in

04-01-2012 , 07:21 AM

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Megloooo

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random question, anybody know if i need my skybox connected to my router in order to buy stuff off sky box office?

04-01-2012 , 08:02 AM

#21

Back off Kiddo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by henrikjs

Good deal yes but site is confirmed rigged

04-01-2012 , 08:16 AM

#22

Mark89er

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Megloooo

random question, anybody know if i need my skybox connected to my router in order to buy stuff off sky box office?

just need to plug in telephone cable into back of box

04-01-2012 , 08:52 AM

#23

Mark89er

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:facepalm: at andy carrol dive...easy gold at 2012

04-01-2012 , 08:55 AM

#24

Chuddles

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In. Andy Carroll dive was bizarre, great call from Atkinson though.

Also

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04-01-2012 , 09:02 AM

#25

bebius

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Quote:

Originally Posted by El-Sheik

For those of you that haven't noticed there are some April 1st Special bonuses in the store. 4 items in total worth $80 with 5k points, that's SN rate.

Τhanx for the info, I wouldnt have noticed that.

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