I can't take this anymore.... been like this for past 20k hands on merge/lock/WPN. Literally one of these every 500 hands..
-170bb/100 with my past 100 KK
1800bb/100 with my past 100 AA
Grabbed by
Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Merge
SB ($32.78)
BB ($24.19)
UTG ($19.72)
Hero ($32.19)
UTG+2 ($25.13)
MP1 ($10.37)
MP2 ($19.08)
CO ($6.25)
BTN ($23.09)
Dealt to Hero K

K
fold,
Hero raises to $0.75, UTG+2 calls $0.75, MP1 calls $0.75,
MP2 raises to $3, fold, fold, fold, fold,
Hero raises to $7, UTG+2 calls $6.25, fold,
MP2 calls $4
FLOP ($22.10) J

5

8
Hero bets $22.10, UTG+2 folds,
MP2 calls $12.08 (AI)
TURN ($46.26) J

5

8

A
RIVER ($46.26) J

5

8

A

7
Hero shows K

K
(Pre 82%, Flop 12.2%, Turn 4.5%)
MP2 shows J

J
(Pre 18%, Flop 87.8%, Turn 95.5%)
MP2 wins $43.95
EDIT: Gonna open shove KK/AA every hand... I HATE POKER