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03-21-2016 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by xXPocketDucksXx
Yes I am me and i'm proud of it. I will never change what defines me as a person. I think for everyone the most important thing is to be true to yourself and not let other people's thoughts or actions define who you are. That can be detrimental to your own integrity and uniqueness as an individual.
Very cute but exactly the reason you'll stay a virgin for ever. Hf playing with your mushroom tip 3 times a day.

Also Hap, I couldn't have been more proud of you.
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03-21-2016 , 04:14 PM
Wtf is going on here you shower of wankers?

Spoiler:
Kudos to Hap you filthy fiend
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03-21-2016 , 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mzbourg
****ing virgins discussing masturbation. Can we go back to idiots posting boring hands so I can give them **** for it? Also hello YF, miss you.
<3

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Originally Posted by dogarse
Buddy and I met two Korean girls in a bar. Bounced them to a singing room, which is like a private little karaoke room. We are chilling on the sofas, lots of touching, a little kissing, it's totally on... Then she starts getting texts from her ex-boyfriend's parents telling her that her that her ex just tried to kill himself and was in hospital and that it was all her fault because she broke up with him. Ultimate cock block.
do you actually believe that tho?

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Originally Posted by xXPocketDucksXx
Ok so there was this chick that I liked and all my mates knew I did. So one day when I was off my face at 1am on Sat night one of my mates took my phone without me noticing and messaged this chick asking her out on my fb. When I realised the next morning I saw the message I was super embarrassed so I sent her another one "hey really sorry about that, that was my mates not me I don't really like you actually they were just pranking". I told my mates and they said with that comment, I just "ruined any chances I had of getting action with her". Do you guys agree? I told her it was a prank cos I wanted to "wait for a better spot" to try asking her out, like face to face rather than a fb message at 1am. I also thought it was a bit premature and I needed more time to get to know her better and try to figure out if she liked me as well
your friends are right, but they shouldnt be messaging her for you at 1am when ur drunk so they are as dumb as your message.

you should be seeing the girl in person so you can gauge interest (easier than you think, girls aren't subtle when they are actually into you and if shes not interested, move on)

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Originally Posted by Hap_Hazard
No time for masturbation at all.

Ive been dating a women 17 years younger than me for 8 months now and im being utterly destroyed on average 4 - 5 nights a week.

Moral of the story ... spend less time bragging about masturbation and more time on finding a woman.

end of discussion.
mirin hap, youre now my idol

i just stopped seeing a girl 6 years younger than me, yet to find another but im just grinding real life atm
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03-21-2016 , 07:04 PM
Wow Hap that is remarkable. That's like 46-29 which would be off the charts ev wise for 90% of men!
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03-21-2016 , 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Hap_Hazard
You either hate women or women hate you .... which one is it ?
its neither, i just call bull**** on your story as a whole. That being said some parts could be true, but altogether i don't buy it.
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03-21-2016 , 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by YouFaiil
do you actually believe that tho?
There is nothing to disbelieve.
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03-22-2016 , 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by JMKPUNTER
Wow Hap that is remarkable. That's like 46-29 which would be off the charts ev wise for 90% of men!
Very close .... 45 - 28

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Originally Posted by CRP90
its neither, i just call bull**** on your story as a whole. That being said some parts could be true, but altogether i don't buy it.
Not really the type of guy that would post BS for the sake of it but your entitled to your opinion.

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Originally Posted by YouFaiil
i just stopped seeing a girl 6 years younger than me, yet to find another but im just grinding real life atm
Well .. im older so a younger woman can be anything in the 20's for me .. even 30's ! , you dont have such luxuries so 6 years is impressive !

Thanks Husker and Mzbourg .... its better to burn out than to fade away ( Highlander film quote ) !
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03-22-2016 , 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Hap_Hazard
Very close .... 45 - 28
Pics or it didn't happen.
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03-22-2016 , 05:55 AM
Ok time for my second "female confession". There was this chick I had a crush on; we were both playing an acting role in this school production in my last year before uni. She smiled at me a couple of times in rehearsals so I thought there was a chance she was into me. I never actually talked to her in person outside of the school play because I found it easier to talk to girls on facebook. So I started talking to her; I'd typically send her some thoughtful, well-written paragraphs about my life and also ask her some detailed questions about her life. It seemed like things were going well because she'd always respond to my messages as opposed to just ignoring them. But ultimately it turned out she wasn't actually into me and said I was just "a nice guy" instead - not someone she would date.

I asked my mates and they seemed to think that my fb messages were too long, that I shouldn't have written her paragraphs and instead just made my messages short and pack them with flirty phrases and winky emoticons etc. But my worry is if my messages are too short then i don't have enough room to get my points across and they wouldn't be as thoughtful or meaningful as the longer messages I sent her. Thoughts?
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03-22-2016 , 06:40 AM
send her a dick pic with a smiley or wink face

Last edited by CRP90; 03-22-2016 at 06:53 AM.
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03-22-2016 , 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Hap_Hazard

Thanks Husker and Mzbourg .... its better to burn out than to fade away ( Highlander film quote ) !
It's originally from a Neil Young song. Kurt Cobain also quoted it in his suicide note.
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03-22-2016 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by dogarse
There is nothing to disbelieve.
her excuse for leaving imo,

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Originally Posted by xXPocketDucksXx
Ok time for my second "female confession". There was this chick I had a crush on; we were both playing an acting role in this school production in my last year before uni. She smiled at me a couple of times in rehearsals so I thought there was a chance she was into me. I never actually talked to her in person outside of the school play because I found it easier to talk to girls on facebook. So I started talking to her; I'd typically send her some thoughtful, well-written paragraphs about my life and also ask her some detailed questions about her life. It seemed like things were going well because she'd always respond to my messages as opposed to just ignoring them. But ultimately it turned out she wasn't actually into me and said I was just "a nice guy" instead - not someone she would date.

I asked my mates and they seemed to think that my fb messages were too long, that I shouldn't have written her paragraphs and instead just made my messages short and pack them with flirty phrases and winky emoticons etc. But my worry is if my messages are too short then i don't have enough room to get my points across and they wouldn't be as thoughtful or meaningful as the longer messages I sent her. Thoughts?
smiling at you = good, talking on fb and not in person = bad (in most cases, if shes sending you nudes, its obv great)

the problem with getting to know a girl is that then you become friends and sexual attraction fades. a girl is not going to **** you because you took an interest in their career aspirations. not only that but its boring, they want excitement.

also idk how well your "mates" do but seems a high chance they give you advice because they then feel like they know a lot when actually they probably dont.

attraction (smiling at each other) --> approach --> arrange something, if she doesnt seem interested or cancels, move on to the next one (girls arent subtle and if they want to **** you, they will)

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Originally Posted by CRP90
send her a dick pic with a smiley or wink face
you can always do this tho, its not for the faint hearted.
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03-22-2016 , 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by CRP90
send her a dick pic with a smiley or wink face
That would definitely make your intentions clear!
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03-22-2016 , 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by YouFaiil
her excuse for leaving imo,
You're an idiot.

1. I didn't say she left
2. I was sitting right next to her and kissing her while she was getting the messages

As I said. There is nothing for me to believe or disbelieve, I was just relaying facts. Now I guess you're free to believe whatever you want but that's meaningless.
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03-22-2016 , 07:43 PM







The sky is the limit they told you? ITS NOT!
(but only a few will make it past the stratoshpere)
Work hard and believe in yourself fellas!

Everybody - have a nice day!

Spoiler:
With special thanks to all my haters for the motivation.
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03-22-2016 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by xXPocketDucksXx
Ok time for my second "female confession". There was this chick I had a crush on; we were both playing an acting role in this school production in my last year before uni. She smiled at me a couple of times in rehearsals so I thought there was a chance she was into me. I never actually talked to her in person outside of the school play because I found it easier to talk to girls on facebook. So I started talking to her; I'd typically send her some thoughtful, well-written paragraphs about my life and also ask her some detailed questions about her life. It seemed like things were going well because she'd always respond to my messages as opposed to just ignoring them. But ultimately it turned out she wasn't actually into me and said I was just "a nice guy" instead - not someone she would date.

I asked my mates and they seemed to think that my fb messages were too long, that I shouldn't have written her paragraphs and instead just made my messages short and pack them with flirty phrases and winky emoticons etc. But my worry is if my messages are too short then i don't have enough room to get my points across and they wouldn't be as thoughtful or meaningful as the longer messages I sent her. Thoughts?
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03-22-2016 , 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Oro_Ja_Njivu
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With special thanks to all my heaters for the motivation.
Fixed your post for you buddy, nice crushing though. Well done.
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03-23-2016 , 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by dogarse
You're an idiot.

1. I didn't say she left
2. I was sitting right next to her and kissing her while she was getting the messages

As I said. There is nothing for me to believe or disbelieve, I was just relaying facts. Now I guess you're free to believe whatever you want but that's meaningless.
lol ok
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03-24-2016 , 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by dogarse
You're an idiot.

1. I didn't say she left
.
But she did though?
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03-24-2016 , 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Justin_mazda
But she did though?
Kinda takes the fun out of the story to break it down and explain it but we were hanging out, having fun, making out a little in a private room and then over the course of 30 or 40 minutes she got a series of texts and her mood slowly changed until she was crying and explained what was going on. Then we left. It wasn't a case of "oh, here's a message, uhhhh my boyfriend just killed himself, gotta go, bye".
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03-24-2016 , 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by YouFaiil
smiling at you = good, talking on fb and not in person = bad (in most cases, if shes sending you nudes, its obv great)

the problem with getting to know a girl is that then you become friends and sexual attraction fades. a girl is not going to **** you because you took an interest in their career aspirations. not only that but its boring, they want excitement.

also idk how well your "mates" do but seems a high chance they give you advice because they then feel like they know a lot when actually they probably dont.

attraction (smiling at each other) --> approach --> arrange something, if she doesnt seem interested or cancels, move on to the next one (girls arent subtle and if they want to **** you, they will)
great advice, thanks bro! it's time to up my game!!
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03-24-2016 , 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mzbourg
Fixed your post for you buddy, nice crushing though. Well done.
Vvwp!
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03-26-2016 , 01:49 PM
My challenges window is broken. I did click start in the morning so its active

Can someone let me know which cards it was.

KJT85 I think?
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03-26-2016 , 02:25 PM
That's correct.
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03-26-2016 , 02:34 PM
Cheers, just checked my history, won an amazing, life changing $1
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