*** Official 2012 Bitch/Whine/Moan/Brag Thread ****

[Trisector777]

Because you dont table select well?

I tag fish and maniacs separately,
sort tables in lobby according to vpip and players per hand,
and leave table when full of regs.

Problem is, there seems to be a whole lot of them

[MartL]

Search Table Scan Turbo and thank me later.

Ive played quite a bit of NL10 at work recently and mainly at off peak times and it was very rare that i couldnt find 16 tables with at least 2 but mostly more fish on it.

[Baja15]

Lol nit ring
PokerStars - $0.25 PL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: $26.86
UTG: $21.41
UTG+1: $35.67
MP: $28.47
MP+1: $35.58
CO: $28.64
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $25.00

SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero has Q Q

fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.75, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.75, fold, fold

Flop: ($1.85, 2 players) T T K
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1.85, 2 players) Q
UTG+1 bets $1.00, Hero raises to $2.75, UTG+1 calls $1.75

River: ($7.35, 2 players) 6
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $5.50, UTG+1 raises to $23.52, fold

UTG+1 wins $17.52

[bleffo19]

lalalala

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($65.90)
Hero ($50)
UTG ($84.35)
UTG+1 ($50.20)
UTG+2 ($200)
MP1 ($51.48)
MP2 ($62.77)
CO ($107)
BTN ($29.41)

Dealt to Hero 9 9

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $1.08, MP1 calls $1.08, fold, CO calls $1.08, BTN calls $1.08, fold, Hero calls $0.58

FLOP ($5.65) 7 9 7

Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $3, MP1 folds, CO folds, BTN folds, Hero calls $3

TURN ($11.65) 7 9 7 2

Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $8, Hero calls $8

RIVER ($27.65) 7 9 7 2 3

Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $11.50, Hero raises to $37.92 (AI), UTG+2 calls $26.42

Hero shows 9 9
(Pre 82%, Flop 4.4%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG+2 shows 7 7
(Pre 18%, Flop 95.6%, Turn 97.7%)

UTG+2 wins $100

[tortoise]

[Exothermic]

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP1 ($54.52)
MP2 ($6.60)
CO ($25)
Button ($41.12)
Hero (SB) ($31.26)
BB ($24)
UTG ($32.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, A
2 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, CO bets $1.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.30, 2 folds, CO calls $2.20

Flop: ($7.10) 6, 9, 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($7.10) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $4, Hero calls $4

River: ($15.10) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $8, Hero calls $8

Total pot: $31.10 | Rake: $1.40
Main pot: $31.10 between CO and Hero, won by Hero

Results:
Hero had K, A (high card, Ace).
CO had A, J (high card, Ace).
Outcome: Hero won $29.70

[brrrraat]

BINGOOOOO

Merge, $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12994932

BB: $9.68 (38.7 bb)
MP: $42.81 (171.2 bb)
CO: $29.51 (118 bb)
Hero (BTN): $26.36 (105.4 bb)
SB: $26.49 (106 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7 A
MP folds, CO raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, SB calls $0.65, BB folds

Flop: ($2.50) 9 3 J (3 players)
SB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $1.80, SB calls $1.80, CO folds

Turn: ($6.10) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.06, SB calls $4.06

River: ($14.22) Q (2 players)
SB bets $9.48, Hero raises to $19.75 and is all-in, SB calls $10.27

Results: $53.72 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board: 9 3 J 8 Q
Hero showed 7 A and won $51.72 ($25.36 net)
SB showed Q K and lost (-$26.36 net)

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[tortoise]

[CMoreschi]

Originally Posted by Baja15

Lol nit ring
PokerStars - $0.25 PL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: $26.86
UTG: $21.41
UTG+1: $35.67
MP: $28.47
MP+1: $35.58
CO: $28.64
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $25.00

SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero has Q Q

fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.75, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.75, fold, fold

Flop: ($1.85, 2 players) T T K
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1.85, 2 players) Q
UTG+1 bets $1.00, Hero raises to $2.75, UTG+1 calls $1.75

River: ($7.35, 2 players) 6
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $5.50, UTG+1 raises to $23.52, fold

UTG+1 wins $17.52

I'm so confused...

[Dave C]

Originally Posted by CMoreschi

I'm so confused...

KK

[Paul D]

Merge - $0.04 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

UTG+1: $3.26
MP: $4.28
MP+1: $5.11
LP: $2.48
CO: $4.11
BTN: $2.40
SB: $4.00
Hero (BB): $4.00
UTG: $4.79

SB posts SB $0.02, Hero posts BB $0.04

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero has A 7

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $0.16, Hero calls $0.12

Flop: ($0.32, 2 players) 3 4 J
SB bets $0.24, Hero calls $0.24

Turn: ($0.80, 2 players) J
SB bets $0.60, Hero raises to $1.76, SB raises to $3.60 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.84 and is all-in

River: ($8.00, 2 players) 2

Spoiler:

SB shows 8 T (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 47%, Flop 31%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows A 7 (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 53%, Flop 69%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins $7.60

[Dave C]

Paul D - Would be interested to know what your reads on villain or thinking was with this hand!

[Dave C]

Sickening run so far today (2NL Zoom)...


Several hands like this one...

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: $1.49 (74.5 bb)
SB: $0.24 (12 bb)
BB: $2.71 (135.5 bb)
UTG+1: $1.26 (63 bb)
UTG+2: $2.06 (103 bb)
Hero (MP1): $2.42 (121 bb)
MP2: $3.29 (164.5 bb)
MP3: $2.42 (121 bb)
CO: $3.08 (154 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.06, 3 folds, BTN raises to $0.30, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.24

Flop: ($0.63) 2 7 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.40, BTN calls $0.20

Turn: ($1.43) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.80, BTN calls $0.79 and is all-in

River: ($3.01) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $3.01 pot ($0.11 rake)
Final Board: 2 7 9 8 K
BTN showed 5 6 and won $2.90 ($1.41 net)
Hero showed Q Q and lost (-$1.49 net)

Probably misplayed on every street

Seem to be some many donks today playing random spew that it's almost impossible to assign ranges.

Time to take a break...

[bleffo19]

no offense but that hand was played horribly at pretty much every spot. it's not runbad if your play is pretty poor.

i advise you to post some hands so we can critique them for your benefit

[Dave C]

Originally Posted by bleffo19

no offense but that hand was played horribly at pretty much every spot. it's not runbad if your play is pretty poor.

i advise you to post some hands so we can critique them for your benefit

Yeah, I know I botched that last one, but most of them weren't that bad. I did post an AK one earlier where I got check/shoved on the river.

On that last hand, what should I be doing with QQ pre when I get 3-bet? None of the options seemed appealing, especially when I know that there's enough random spew that's 3-betting (as in this case). Once I've got to the flop and villain bets small, should I shove? The whole hand seemed one of those horrible spots where no better was folding and no worse was calling. Fold pre to the 3-bet?

I seem to do much better against the nitty regs who basically play their hands face up than these random unknowns who do all kind of weird things.