*** Official 2012 Bitch/Whine/Moan/Brag Thread ****

[MartL]

Could everyone just check for me but i think i have found a glitch with the Zoom software. I think i may be the only person whos fold button is working. Obviously this wouldnt bother me if i could actually hit a god damn flop.

[tobe4funas]

my ev line is killing me...

[YouFaiil]

I LOVE ZOOM

[MartL]

Not been able to import hands from Zoom in Hem1 is tilting me no end. Im fine not using a HUD, theres no need, but i wouldnt at least mind trying to track my hands for my DB. I dont want to upgrade to Hem2 even though i have a high end machine it still sounds like its unstable and im not sure i want to go back to PT.

[MartL]

Anyone know any good articles about how to win money with sets?

[flip2win]

Originally Posted by MartL

Anyone know any good articles about how to win money with sets?

Open Shove Top Set...Don't Want to Price in the Flush Draw.
Slow Play Middle Set...Cause It Feels Right.
Open Fold Bottom Set...Your Beat.

Now about shipping me that money for the advice....

[YouFaiil]

Originally Posted by MartL

Not been able to import hands from Zoom in Hem1 is tilting me no end. Im fine not using a HUD, theres no need, but i wouldnt at least mind trying to track my hands for my DB. I dont want to upgrade to Hem2 even though i have a high end machine it still sounds like its unstable and im not sure i want to go back to PT.

theres an update for HEM tht will let you import hands from zoom. They don't come under 10nl zoom or 5nl zoom or w/e, but under 5nl, 10nl...

[MartL]

Originally Posted by YouFaiil

theres an update for HEM tht will let you import hands from zoom. They don't come under 10nl zoom or 5nl zoom or w/e, but under 5nl, 10nl...

Thanks, will have to have a nosey. Is this for Hem1? Found one for Hem2.

On that note i think the support from the Holdem Manager team for this whole issue is pretty poor. I mean how long have they had to sort this and they can even get it so people can import the hands nevermind even having a Hud.

Originally Posted by flip2win

Open Shove Top Set...Don't Want to Price in the Flush Draw.
Slow Play Middle Set...Cause It Feels Right.
Open Fold Bottom Set...Your Beat.

Now about shipping me that money for the advice....

Sounds about right lol.

Also had one hand where i opened KK in middle position and the Btn shoved. I mean what sort of a retard is going to shove AA there? That would be the guy who stacked me.

Think im going to let the cooler fest continue without me this time and just stick to the normal tables.

[Husker]

I'm staying away from zoom poker for the same reasons I stay away from crack cocaine. I know I'll probably enjoy it quite a bit but ultimately it'll be very very bad for me.

[MartL]

Originally Posted by Husker

I'm staying away from zoom poker for the same reasons I stay away from crack cocaine. I know I'll probably enjoy it quite a bit but ultimately it'll be very very bad for me.

it.

[kep]

Zoom Zoom

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: $90.91 (181.8 bb)
SB: $51 (102 bb)
BB: $57.13 (114.3 bb)
UTG: $37.41 (74.8 bb)
UTG+1: $42.40 (84.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): $68.94 (137.9 bb)
MP1: $65.98 (132 bb)
MP2: $53 (106 bb)
MP3: $41.64 (83.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A A
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, 3 folds, CO raises to $9, 3 folds, Hero raises to $27, CO calls $18

Flop: ($55.25) 6 7 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $41.94 and is all-in, CO calls $41.94

Turn: ($139.13) 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($139.13) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $139.13 pot ($2.50 rake)
Final Board: 6 7 3 7 5
CO showed K A and won $136.63 ($67.69 net)
Hero showed A A and lost (-$68.94 net)

[1986TheNuts]

Liked Zoom a lot up to this hand...

PokerStars - $0.50 NL ZOOM - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BTN: $85.69
SB: $40.78
BB: $136.93
Hero (UTG): $193.23
UTG+1: $198.70
MP: $50.65
MP+1: $102.45
LP: $124.34
CO: $95.91

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero has T T

Hero raises to $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1.50, fold, fold, LP calls $1.50, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $1.00

Flop: ($6.25, 4 players) T 4 A
BB checks, Hero bets $4.25, UTG+1 calls $4.25, fold, BB raises to $16.50, Hero raises to $40.50, fold, BB calls $24.00

Turn: ($91.50, 2 players) 8
BB bets $44.50, Hero raises to $151.23 and is all-in, BB calls $50.43 and is all-in

River: ($281.36, 2 players) A

BB shows 4 A (Full House, Aces full of Fours) (Pre 33%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Hero shows T T (Full House, Tens full of Aces) (Pre 67%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
BB wins $278.86

[overrdose.]

Originally Posted by overrdose.

This all happened at exactly the same time on my tables. the 2 KK hands are against 2 different 50/30 droolers

Hand #1
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1700010
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $127.70
BB: $50.00
Hero (UTG): $61.04
MP: $50.00
CO: $21.12
BTN: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, CO raises to $4.50, 1 fold, SB calls $4.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $18, CO raises to $21.12 all in, SB raises to $51.50, Hero raises to $61.04 all in, SB calls $9.54

Flop: ($143.70) 6 2 K (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($143.70) J (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($143.70) 8 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $143.70
SB shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
CO shows A A (a pair of Aces)
SB wins $79.84
SB wins $61.36
(Rake: $2.50)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 1700008
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG: $16.55
UTG+1: $47.48
UTG+2: $50.61
MP1: $76.50
MP2: $52.07
Hero (CO): $69.64
BTN: $50.10
SB: $62.27
BB: $51.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, UTG+2 raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.50, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $6, UTG+2 calls $4.50

Flop: ($20.25) 3 6 7 (3 players)
UTG+1 bets $5, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $15, UTG+1 calls $10

Turn: ($50.25) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $25.98 all in, Hero calls $25.98

River: ($102.21) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.21
UTG+1 shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
UTG+1 wins $99.71
(Rake: $2.50)

Hand #3
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 1700009
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG+1: $52.49
UTG+2: $59.70
MP1: $51.25
MP2: $44.71
CO: $121.60
BTN: $53.79
SB: $20.25
Hero (BB): $50.75
UTG: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 6 folds, Hero raises to $3, UTG+1 calls $2.50

Flop: ($6.25) 6 4 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $5, UTG+1 calls $5

Turn: ($16.25) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $4.50, Hero raises to $16, UTG+1 calls $11.50

River: ($48.25) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $22, UTG+1 calls $22

Final Pot: $92.25
UTG+1 shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Fours)
UTG+1 wins $89.75
(Rake: $2.50)

View all 3 hands
7 buyins below ev today

bahh

[ft3b0%]

stars trolling me

[di0d80]

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25, $0.05 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: $25 (100 bb)
MP2: $34.01 (136 bb)
MP3: $36.95 (147.8 bb)
CO: $30.56 (122.2 bb)
BTN: $25 (100 bb)
SB: $83.84 (335.4 bb)
Hero (BB): $63.90 (255.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q Q
MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, MP3 calls $0.25, CO raises to $1, BTN folds, SB calls $0.90, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, CO calls $3, SB folds

Flop: ($9.85) 3 9 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $7, CO raises to $14, Hero raises to $51.41, CO calls $12.51

Turn: ($62.87) T (2 players)
River: ($62.87) J (2 players)

Spoiler:

Results: $62.87 pot ($2.00 rake)
Final Board: 3 9 5 T J
CO showed 7 8 and won $60.87 ($30.31 net)
Hero showed Q Q and lost (-$30.56 net)

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25, $0.05 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (SB): $74.27 (297.1 bb)
BB: $25 (100 bb)
MP1: $64.37 (257.5 bb)
MP2: $29.69 (118.8 bb)
MP3: $63.14 (252.6 bb)
CO: $58.29 (233.2 bb)
BTN: $51.58 (206.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K K
MP1 folds, MP2 raises to $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $3.25, BB folds, MP2 calls $2.25

Flop: ($7.10) 3 5 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $4.75, MP2 raises to $12, Hero raises to $70.97 and is all-in, MP2 calls $14.39 and is all-in

Turn: ($59.88) Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($59.88) 2 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Spoiler:

Results: $59.88 pot ($2.00 rake)
Final Board: 3 5 Q Q 2
Hero showed K K and lost (-$29.69 net)
MP2 showed A Q and won $57.88 ($28.19 net)

C'mon 80% should hold up, surely.. surely...