i am auctioning off any part of my body to be tattooed with whatever you want, to the highest bidder. my buddy is going to give me $300 to get his face tattooed on my leg, but i think i can get more money, and a stupider tattoo from a gambler on 2+2. i will get any tattoo you could possibly think of on any part of my body, that isn't already tattooed (and not my face), for the right price. your name, a dick, whatever. i will video tape the tattooing, take pictures etc. bring it on!

ur a moron

Why not just blow a bunch of dudes on Craigslist? Much less permanent, and pretty much a wash self-respect wise.

Lmao, I like this idea.

An idea such as this highlights the decay of society

lets just say i could get alot more satisfaction from 3 bills..than a picture of your ugly tattoo!

Id pay you to have a picture of my dick on your dick, but it wouldn't fit. How much to have I HAVE AIDS tatooed down the shaft? Start with I at the base obv.

I love this.

depressing man.

$301 to get a unicorn jumping out of a rainbow tattooed on your chest. Tattoo must be minimum 6-6 inches. PM me if interested.

Penis tattoo'd on your face

I'll give $300 to have "Convicted sex offender" put on your neck

400 to have an ejaculating penis tattoo on your face

OP was never heard of since

lol @ all of this