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Old 12-20-2012, 07:03 PM   #1
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Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme Reviews

Veet for men - hair removal cream

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Old 12-20-2012, 07:21 PM   #2
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:21 PM   #3
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Veet for men - hair removal cream

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omfg, loling so hard

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5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS 24 Jan 2012
By Andrew
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Oh the shame.... 3 July 2012
By A. Chappell
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

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Old 12-20-2012, 07:42 PM   #4
 
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Re: L&L Low/No content thread

So good. Related product...
Nad's For Men Hair Removal Cream -
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:05 PM   #5
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This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
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Old 12-21-2012, 03:02 AM   #6
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1 week after using the cream ( on half head and shoulder test ) im'e ready to apply it again.
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Old 12-21-2012, 03:04 AM   #7
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^^^ Both actual product images on Amazon!
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Old 12-21-2012, 03:12 AM   #8
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I need hair growth not removal.
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Old 12-21-2012, 01:22 PM   #9
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Nice find OP, this is some gold.
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Old 12-22-2012, 08:13 PM   #10
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My favourite:
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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Having used various "male grooming" products over the years, (garden shears, the wifes nail file and the like), I was drawn to this product by the amount of 5 star reviews, no need to read them of course, quantity has a quality all of its own

I elected to go with the nucleur option of heaping a whole tube in my undercrackers for a day and let nature take its course. Reasoning sound, outcome disasterous.

Suffice to say that my gonad region now resembles a turkeys neck and Im out of "business" for around 6 weeks.

Its driven me to "Auden Inspired" teste verse mode..........

Stop all the traffic, make the lights go red,
For there's something thats happened `down there', that I dread.
Silence the cell phones and stop the snakes hissing,
For all of my testicle hair is now missing.

Let the news choppers circle my house in formation,
They will see that Im having "Testes Stagnation".
But at some point in time, my growth will return,
And they shall have pictures so others may learn.

It was my right, my left, and my bit in the middle,
It was even the bit from which I do widdle.
My morning fumble, my midnight grope,
I thought I could hack it. But sadly nope.

They must have all shed when I wasn't looking,
Some plan or another the Veet mans been cooking.
So learn from my pain and my ignoramus,
Keep Veet at least one metre, from your precious anus.
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Old 12-23-2012, 02:53 PM   #11
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So good
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Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

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Old 12-23-2012, 05:41 PM   #12
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Product Safety
This product is subject to specific safety warnings
Harmful if swallowed
Irritating to eyes
Irritating to skin
Risk of serious damage to eyes
Causes severe burns
Do not breathe dust
In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately with plenty of water and seek medical advice
Avoid contact with skin
Keep container dry
Avoid contact with eyes
Keep out of the reach of children
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Old 12-25-2012, 01:46 AM   #13
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I used this product for the first time yesterday. Being a little wary to try it out on my nether regions, I tried it out first on a coffee table. My coffee table is now completely free of unwanted hair, varnish, veneer and sense of feeling.

I was somewhat encouraged by the results, as my nether regions are also plagued by hair, varnish and veneer. Wanting to test it further before i used it on myself, I waited until my wife was asleep before smearing some on her lady parts. I realise that this product is for men, but I reckoned it should be just as effective on the female of the species. I would not recommend anyone else to use this product on their unsuspecting wives. There seems to be some kind of chemical reaction that affects their sense of reason, humour and volume control. There was also a local disturbance in the laws of gravity. When she came down from the ceiling she screamed very loudly some very short but incisive words that seemed to be a prelude to the questioning of my parentage. I have seen her angry before, but never angry while sporting a strangely erotic yet even stranger orange erogenous zone.

I have not found the courage yet to use this product on myself, but have bought some more as I have found it an excellent source of entertainment. I like to keep a handful at the ready in case I meet a particularly annoying person, cat, monkey....The uses are endless. The world is a much happier place when everything that annoys you is bald.
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Old 12-25-2012, 08:42 PM   #14
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1 week after using the cream ( on half head and shoulder test ) im'e ready to apply it again.
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Old 12-27-2012, 05:47 AM   #15
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I think I could handle it
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