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Old 02-02-2012, 02:56 PM   #1
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SFW - Worst Porn Intro Ever
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Im going to try this approach with women.
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Old 02-02-2012, 03:08 PM   #3
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it's only fitting that they both get naked after that.
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Old 02-02-2012, 03:09 PM   #4
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Full trip report needed please
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Why would he refer to his penis as a snake when trying to seduce a woman who is terrified of snakes?
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Old 02-02-2012, 04:12 PM   #6
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Why would he refer to his penis as a snake when trying to seduce a woman who is terrified of snakes?
Reverse psychology
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Old 02-02-2012, 10:36 PM   #7
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That fake snake put up a quite a good fight.
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Old 02-02-2012, 11:07 PM   #8
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can we have one thread without people screaming fake?
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Old 02-03-2012, 12:28 AM   #9
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you mean best right
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Old 02-03-2012, 02:22 AM   #10
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I'm so embarrassed...
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Old 02-03-2012, 07:08 AM   #11
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can we have one thread without people screaming fake?
Fake tits too IMO.
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Ten posts and nobody has asked what the name of the porno is?!
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I'm so embarrassed...
How long did you spend in rewrites just hoping to avoid **** like that???
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Ten posts and nobody has asked what the name of the porno is?!
What's the name of the porno
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with her lack of help offered while he was in a deathly battle i'm surprised he even wanted to show her his penis.
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