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Old 08-09-2012, 09:42 AM   #16
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Re: Prison Escapee Convinces Cop he is a Jogger

We wouldn't have problems like this if citizens were required to carry proper identification at all times.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:00 PM   #17
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We wouldn't have problems like this if citizens were required to carry proper identification at all times.
this isn't a police state. Yet.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:10 PM   #18
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:20 PM   #19
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LOL cop How lucky can I be..
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:31 PM   #20
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So sick.
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:53 PM   #21
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Train that ****er and put him in the CIA.
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Old 08-10-2012, 01:58 AM   #22
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you're evil, steve.
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Old 08-10-2012, 09:33 AM   #23
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Re: Prison Escapee Convinces Cop he is a Jogger

that's amazing.

couldn't specify anything and was still let go. But incredible that he didn't take off running. Once the cop asked the dispatcher about the glasses, facial hair and tattoo's I expected him to take off.
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Old 08-10-2012, 09:42 AM   #24
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^^^ And the scar! I imagine he thought he was done for at any one of those points. Titanium balls lol
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:08 AM   #25
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that cop obv just oozed retard
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Old 08-10-2012, 11:09 AM   #26
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Guys got balls too lol

"In one incident, while McNair was staying in a motel near Chilliwack, British Columbia, he left to buy something and returned to find the motel surrounded by a police SWAT team. McNair began to flee in his car, but later found on a local AM radio station that the police were responding to a hostage situation at the motel. McNair then returned to the scene and filmed the standoff with a Sony HD video camera which he had recently purchased. The episode lasted for another twenty minutes.[4]"
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Old 08-10-2012, 08:12 PM   #27
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Re: Prison Escapee Convinces Cop he is a Jogger

There's a TV show called "Almost got away with it" that's about prison escapes. One guy used hundreds of markers to die his T-shirt and pants the same color as a nurse's scrubs. He just walked out of the prison.
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There's a TV show called "Almost got away with it" that's about prison escapes. One guy used hundreds of markers to die his T-shirt and pants the same color as a nurse's scrubs. He just walked out of the prison.
probably would have been easier to find a pair of nurse's scrubs.
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Old 08-10-2012, 09:30 PM   #29
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Re: Prison Escapee Convinces Cop he is a Jogger

I'm going to make a wild assumption that he didn't have access to nurse's scrubs.
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Old 08-11-2012, 06:27 AM   #30
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Re: Prison Escapee Convinces Cop he is a Jogger

One of my favourites was a helicopter escape from a prison in France.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3385015#.UCYzEaEgfAw

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