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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
Howard I think you are only ~1 older than my dad and he still basically beats me in basketball so I don't consider 61 (or 62) old. I'm 33 fwiw. So I tease. He was equipped with tree trunk legs though and I have chicken legs so he can box out like nobody's business. (19 inch calves without ever lifting weights). My 15.5s are no contest. I can sprint though and he said he was never fast.
My wife's grandma is 82 and a couple years ago some thug broke into her house. She's an East Texas woman. He came in her back door (washer/dryer vestibule). Hollow wood door was closed and separated her from him. She yelled "You come through that next door I'ma shoot ya!" He left. She does own guns but her hands look like fried calamari so there's no way she could have gotten it in time and gotten off any kind of shot. But she's a tough ***** and that ****ing ****er took off. Good for her. I got a son being born in less than 3 weeks and she'll be his only great-grandparent. Need to interview her about the family history before she dies. When she was 69 she tried to go skinny-dipping with me. In front of her daughter and grand-daughter (my then gf/now-wife).
All that guy had to do was come through the door and push her over and she would have fallen down and probably broke her neck again or just died. He could have cleaned her out (nothing valuable though - unless you consider 1960s Encyclopedia Brittanicas valuable).
I made a basket once! I even did a pump fake! Just that one time, though.
And lol at a NYC Jew putting in a roof! That'd be some damn poor roof.
Congrats on your new child.