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02-14-2010 , 06:04 PM
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Just heard this last night while I was at the casino...


"Getting married is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts!"

Had to share..
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02-14-2010 , 06:04 PM
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wooooshhhhhhh!
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02-14-2010 , 06:06 PM
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02-14-2010 , 08:44 PM
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Take my wife...
Spoiler:
PLEASE!
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02-14-2010 , 08:55 PM
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Quote:
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Take my wife...
Spoiler:
PLEASE!
Sounds like craigslist would be more appro.
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02-14-2010 , 09:00 PM
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Rectum? Why it damn near kilt 'im!!!
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02-15-2010 , 07:18 AM
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...he says, "Do you love me?" And she says, "No, but that's a REAL NICE SKI MASK!"
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