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Old 02-10-2009, 05:48 AM   #46
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Doctor to Patient: You have to stop masturbating.

Patient: Why?

Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you.
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Old 02-10-2009, 12:33 PM   #47
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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
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Old 02-10-2009, 03:55 PM   #48
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What is easier to unload, a truck full of Dead Babies or a truck full
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Old 02-10-2009, 08:03 PM   #49
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A Husband and Wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time."

She said, "Well, you have a bigger penis than all of your friends."
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Old 02-10-2009, 08:05 PM   #50
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I can't do the niftly spoiler thingy:

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends how hard you throw them.
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:26 PM   #51
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What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

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Old 02-10-2009, 10:16 PM   #52
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a woman was killed when she was hit by a truck driver yesterday. who's fault was it?

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Old 02-10-2009, 10:28 PM   #53
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Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad?
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:30 PM   #54
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Why coulnt Hellen Keller drive a car?
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:22 PM   #55
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How do you torture Helen Keller
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:05 AM   #56
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What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over?


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Old 02-11-2009, 01:55 AM   #57
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Why did the feminist cross the road?

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Old 02-11-2009, 07:42 AM   #58
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How does Michael J. Fox prefer his martinis?

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Old 02-11-2009, 10:39 AM   #59
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