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11-07-2014
, 11:44 PM
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I think I heard that joke in 1986.
Whoever told you the joke must have been a pedophile then
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. Reason: actually JLaw may not have even been born yet... boom tish
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11-07-2014
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Whoever told you the joke must have been a pedophile then
No, he was in second grade. Just like me.
EDIT: I see that you're referring to the celebrity names now. Those were absent when I first heard it.
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11-08-2014
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Dreamt*
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Dreamt*
http://grammarist.com/usage/dreamed-dreamt/
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11-08-2014
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Two penises were walking down the street. One penis says to the other:
"Quit playing with your balls!"
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Is there something I'm missing or is that joke just that bad?
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This discovery channel program about animal feces is a ****show.
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Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, well, with the obvious exception of jokes about abortions...
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Cause those are funny with any method of delivery.
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Think about it...
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It's more like all jokes with the right delivery other than jokes about C-sections...
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I dont know a lot of c-section jokes.
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I dont know a lot of c-section jokes.
I know one, but it'll scar you for life.
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Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, well, with the obvious exception of jokes about abortions...
Took me a second, but well played
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Me too. Completely whiffed on me.
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I know one, but it'll scar you for life.
He knows.
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I dont know a lot of c-section jokes.
A guy I used to know, who was born by C-section, said that whenever he left the house he was tempted to go out through the window.
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That C-Section joke was a cut above the rest. Nice one.
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Much like a c-section, you guys really need to cut it out with the bad puns.
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Well I think we've proven that just making up our own jokes is clearly better than the ones that are found elsewhere.
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11-11-2014
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What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping-tom?
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A pick-pocket snatches watches
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11-11-2014
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That's a solid joke right there
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What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping-tom?
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A pick-pocket snatches watches
Best joke in a long time. A+ would read again.
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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
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Contracting Ebola
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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
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Contracting Ebola
Here we go again. That's not funny. I had zero notion to even smile when I read that
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