I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store.
I was like "You're not going to find what you're looking for"

So i was just about to walk into a night club when i noticed this guy getting the **** beaten out of him by 5 guys that's right 5 GUYS so as i glanced over thinking farke this i cant just look anymore.

So i walked up within 10 yards of them beating this guy up than walked closer than i unleashed.

You should have seen it i tell ya when...

Where do you live?

Europe

City/country?

Lol, I see what you did there.

You should send an application to the Human ****** Association. Would fit/10

Is that how you reply to all jokes that are over your head?

Ask around maybe someone can explain it to you

Strong comeback is solid

like this?

Why did the sperm cross the road?

That's a bingo

?

Think about it...

Edit: Haha well done, didn't see my second post got got too.

An old lady goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I think there's something wrong with me, my farts don't smell, is that normal? The doctor says no and asks if she can give him a few examples and she does. The doctor writes out a prescription and hands it to the old lady.

Old lady "Will this help my flatulence?"





Why was the blond staring at the orange juice?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow who?

Mo--

Oh, wait.

Es alright. I.suppose.

Wait. Nope. It wasn't.

would've been better if you were a mod and edited randolph's post with moo

A farmer buys a younger rooster for his hens. The old rooster, none too happy, decides to challenge the young rooster to a race.

" Let's race around the house," the old rooster says, " and the winner gets all of the hens to himself".

Eagerly, the young rooster accepts. The old rooster takes off first, getting the lead. No problem, thinks the young rooster as he knows that he can catch and pass the old rooster as he takes off after him.

The farmer, hearing the commotion, runs outside with his shotgun and shoots and kills the young rooster.

" What's wrong," the farmers wife yells from inside the house.

" Dammit," the farmer replied, " that's the third gay rooster I've bought this week."

I used to think I had a drinking problem, but then I met a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, of all things. But he says he can stop anytime.


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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says: "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"