I don't see why not although I imagine it will turn some people off because I cant be sure which of the jokes are to their taste. also my most popular are on the second link.
Quote:
Picketing is a time of the signs
What idiot named them sluts instead of born loosers
All stunts are publicity stunts.
That homeless guy was pretty well dressed, no homeo
A ****** gets lucky, goes to college and becomes instrumental in major American history events in his lifetime [Forrest Gump/George W. Bush]
Man can no longer lie so he is unable to do his job (Liar Liar/The Nixon Presidency)
Coke users' obsession with power leads to violence (Scarface/George Bush Presidency)
*the NSA accidentally likes a picture from 54 weeks ago* dang it
1950s segregated pool sign "where the white swimmin' at"
Every machine is a suicide machine if you're not a pussy
My day was so awful I came to find out it was directed by Michael Bay.
There is an 80% chance that quote you posted from Marilyn Monroe wasn't actually her and a 100% chance it makes you sound like a whore
Today I realized flying cars are just small planes and now I don't care if I live to see the future
Thanks to googles stupid autocorrect I'll never know how many panthers are in Flo Rida
Oh you said SILVER bullet, I was wondering why you'd ask me to bring a blender to kill a werewolf
Tech guys are just monitor monitors
The Karate Kid really shows us the importance of student teacher ratios
A lot of middle aged guys are in the breast shape of their wife.
just some of the ones I liked that didn't get that much love. hope you guys enjoy.