wat?

it's pretty great

roofing one is amazing

The hardest I've laughed at anything in a while. Man, that hit me just right.

Can anyone explain the roofing one to those like me that aren't from USA?

It is a profession and a sound a dog makes.

I had something similar to this happen at the Verizon store...

Some thugged out 14 year old called one of the display phones, and I answered. He thought I was the person who he was looking for, so I started screwing with him.. Long short, words got exchanged, so I told him there were going to be problems. After that, I hung up and called him from a different display phone. While I was chewing him out on botched drug deals, bad serials on guns, etc. My buddy calls him from a different phone saying "this ain't gunna sit right with big Tony."

We start trading off on calling him from the 10 or so phones in the store, taking on different voices, adding layers to the story, basically scaring the piss out of this kid. He decides to put his uncle on who is trying to resolve the issue - and we basically grill him on what his kid is getting into.

Then it was our turn to see the customer service rep.

Good times.

dogs go ROOF ROOF

lol ok

if you would like to see how the caught the giant sting ray,
watch the national geographic documentary on youtube, it's fascinating.
btw that pic was taken in thailand.

obv just scooped him up with that pool, duh

bwahahaha lmfaolol

This is not funny in any way.

Yo, dawg, I heard you like myspace.

NIT!

You must not get it, or you really really really hate the new changes because yes, it is.

Now that is funny.

Well, I don't hate the new changes.

So I will go with option one. I don't get it. And, yes, I know of the facebook changes.