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Old 06-18-2012, 05:25 PM   #106
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Re: Experts Discover Massive 197-Foot-Diameter Disc, Possible UFO, At Bottom Of Gulf Of Bothnia

damn ancients put a plug in the drain, thats all it is.
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Old 06-18-2012, 06:39 PM   #107
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When asked for a comment on the matter, Doctor Bjorken, head of the oceanography department at Baltic University told us, "...they may not have found a genuine alien structure here, but at least this episode has helped us identify a stratum of the population who are prime candidates for defenestration, because they undoubtedly have their heads firmly lodged up their asses to believe this stupid ****."
pretty sure if you throw in a couple of thys, thousts and thees and that's pretty much what they said about the dumb c vnts who said hey what if the Earth was actually round?

God forbid anyone should have a bit of imagination and be open to all possibilities. They'd prob have had u quartered by wild horses if in 1900 you'd have gone "hey, what if asbestos can kill you?"
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:23 PM   #108
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Re: Experts Discover Massive 197-Foot-Diameter Disc, Possible UFO, At Bottom Of Gulf Of Bothnia

oh snap guuuurlllllllllllllllll
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:28 PM   #109
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pretty sure if you throw in a couple of thys, thousts and thees and that's pretty much what they said about the dumb c vnts who said hey what if the Earth was actually round?

God forbid anyone should have a bit of imagination and be open to all possibilities. They'd prob have had u quartered by wild horses if in 1900 you'd have gone "hey, what if asbestos can kill you?"
There's a large gap between believing in the possibility (probability) of aliens and believing that some random treasure hunters releasing a hyped up, uncorroborated story through a poorly known news outlet have found evidence of contact.
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:25 PM   #110
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Seals on a rock? Or aliens pretending to look like seals hanging out on a spaceship made of rock?

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lol, the YOU DECIDE got me.
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Old 06-19-2012, 02:43 AM   #111
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Re: Experts Discover Massive 197-Foot-Diameter Disc, Possible UFO, At Bottom Of Gulf Of Bothnia

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pretty sure if you throw in a couple of thys, thousts and thees and that's pretty much what they said about the dumb c vnts who said hey what if the Earth was actually round?

God forbid anyone should have a bit of imagination and be open to all possibilities. They'd prob have had u quartered by wild horses if in 1900 you'd have gone "hey, what if asbestos can kill you?"
Can I interest you in a defenestration?
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Old 06-19-2012, 03:01 AM   #112
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Re: Experts Discover Massive 197-Foot-Diameter Disc, Possible UFO, At Bottom Of Gulf Of Bothnia

Asbestos is an aggressive alien species?
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:10 AM   #113
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Baltic Sea 'alien' discovery! Odds are, it's a rock
http://www.latimes.com/news/science/...tory?track=rss
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:29 AM   #114
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"Ocean X says its main focus is rustling up sunken treasures, such as "antique high-end alcoholic beverages. Excursions have turned up items including champagne bottles from the wreck of the Swedish schooner Jonkoping, which is said to have sunk in 1916.

Perhaps this hoopla over a big chunk of who-knows-what in the Baltic Sea will help Ocean X market its antique beverages and other sunken treasure."

So in other words they're the exact kind of dudes who'd create a bunch of hype over nothing...or be under the control of an alien based illuminati conspiracy to coverup the truth with the age old "it's only a rock, nothing to see here sheeple" explanation.

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Old 06-19-2012, 11:08 AM   #115
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Yes,Ocean X Team is really doing everything to keep the mystery alive (for various reasons) but even if the test results would show that it is just stone it will probably be speculated whether it is a new Stone Henge,Easter Island,Pyramid of Giza or if it's a ufo inside the stone or.......
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Old 06-19-2012, 02:08 PM   #116
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Re: Experts Discover Massive 197-Foot-Diameter Disc, Possible UFO, At Bottom Of Gulf Of Bothnia

wait, didn't they say something black was under it?

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Old 06-20-2012, 11:17 AM   #117
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Mystery of the circle in the Baltic Sea may be heading for its solution.
But it's not about anything UFO - but of Nazi traps for Soviet submarines from World War II.
- It's a very plausible reason, says Ocean X Team diver Stefan Hogeborn.

http://www.expressen.se/nyheter/myst...ara-nazifalla/
(in swedish)
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Old 06-20-2012, 03:55 PM   #118
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Why don't they just screw and get it over with, jeeze.
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:45 PM   #119
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- It's a very plausible reason, says Ocean X Team diver Stefan Hogeborn.
not if its one of these!:

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Old 06-21-2012, 02:45 AM   #120
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A natural rock formation that might have been used as a submarine trap is the best theory so far I think.

Co-founder of the Ocean X Team Peter Lindberg reveals more details
http://truthfall.com/baltic-anomaly-...-more-details/
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