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Old 06-16-2012, 01:47 PM   #91
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Re: Experts Discover Massive 197-Foot-Diameter Disc, Possible UFO, At Bottom Of Gulf Of Bothnia

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Old 06-16-2012, 02:43 PM   #92
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Yeah,I'm the best f**king Rock & UFO reporter in the whole f**king world.
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Old 06-16-2012, 06:56 PM   #93
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Dennis Åsberg (Ocean X Team) posted recently these cryptic messages.

Dennis Åsberg: This experience is like a dream, it's something very strange we've found. and this is only the beginning of something very very big, we will return to the site shortly .. but now I'm home and processing all the data we have ... We have also provided the data to the researchers .... To be continued


Dennis Åsberg: there is much that is strange ... We have one or more holes in the object ... We also have 90 degree angles .... we have not been able to take some samples because of its hardness ... but many samples are taken ... I as a person am very surprised.
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:29 PM   #94
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Re: Experts Discover Massive 197-Foot-Diameter Disc, Possible UFO, At Bottom Of Gulf Of Bothnia

But as an octopus I couldn't give a damn.
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Old 06-16-2012, 08:24 PM   #95
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I think I need to start some kind of conspiracy-based business. Just seems like a lot of easy money...

That History Channel aliens guy is probably making a decent living, and he's making it pretty obvious that he's trolling while he's doing it. At least he seems fairly bright and reasonable. A little hair gel and some airtime and boom.
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Old 06-17-2012, 07:14 AM   #96
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At work, I interviewed one of the divers who on four occasions taken down to the so circumscribed circle at the bottom of the Baltic Sea. The article was read by many and also my blog about the same thing. The diver found no evidence that there was something created by humans but was on it was a geological formation, something I argued for a long time.

Speculation that it would be a "UFO" (Flying Saucer in people's eyes) seems therefore to be put aside.
/ Clas Svahn, chairman of UFO Sweden

http://www.ufo.se/blogg/​page/2 (in swedish)

That it probably is Ocean X Team who have spiced their marketing.
- It's a bit sad actually. They write so very vague at all times. It is sad that they fueled the mystique, he says

and Expressen has let Martin Jakobsson, a professor of marine geology and geophysics at the University of Stockholm, see an image from the dive.

-There is probably some kind of sandstone. When you look at the structure, it looks like it, he says.

No test results are ready, but I think there is a natural explanation.
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Old 06-17-2012, 07:56 AM   #97
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WHAT!? This has taken an unexpected turn...
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Old 06-17-2012, 08:30 AM   #98
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WHAT!? This has taken an unexpected turn...

We'll have to wait for test results,but have not too high expectations
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:25 PM   #99
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So no more doctored... er, enhanced images? Oh well.

Can we fast-forward to the part about how some government stepped in and removed the UFO
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When asked for a comment on the matter, Doctor Bjorken, head of the oceanography department at Baltic University told us, "...they may not have found a genuine alien structure here, but at least this episode has helped us identify a stratum of the population who are prime candidates for defenestration, because they undoubtedly have their heads firmly lodged up their asses to believe this stupid ****."
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Old 06-18-2012, 12:36 AM   #101
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Doctor Bjorken is cool.
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Old 06-18-2012, 06:22 AM   #102
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Amen = Legendary reporter.
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Old 06-18-2012, 04:07 PM   #103
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FOX NEWS
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/...ea-alien-hunt/

'If an intelligent life form built a spaceship, why not make it out of stone or coral?'

- Peter Lindberg, the leader of the Ocean Explorer team
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Old 06-18-2012, 04:24 PM   #104
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Seals on a rock? Or aliens pretending to look like seals hanging out on a spaceship made of rock?

YOU DECIDE
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Old 06-18-2012, 04:57 PM   #105
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photoshopped,nice try bixby
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