drinking, lols, poker, women, and conversation. - Page 4 - Laughs or Links

makemecool · 08-03-2009, 10:57 PM

pintopedro · 08-08-2009, 02:48 PM

Had another good Friday. I went to San Diego to see some friends then went back to Ashley's house along with her cousin and my poker buddy. We get there and there's 3 pizzas on the counter when we walk in, but we just ate so we each just took a slice then went out back and talked for about an hour. Me and my friend would randomly bring up inside poker jokes such as saying "oh herro pro" in a kim jong il voice which is usually what we do when we play the micro stakes tournaments on full tilt for the sole purpose to try to donk a pro for a T-shirt. This is probably pretty bad when you meet 2 new girls and stuff like that enters the conversation regularly. We also said donk, donks, donked, and donkament a lot which made them laugh and they were trying to figure out what it was and how we can use it as a noun verb and adjective.
So then the real fun begins. My friend and I leave there and start getting hammered at another friends house. Once we are having trouble walking and are craving some food, I mention that pizza that was at Ashley's house. And my friends think its a great idea to go get the pizza. After about 30 mins of trying to talk one of the sober people to drive us over there, JJ finally takes us cuz he's the man. so we get there at like 1am and her cousin brings the pizza out to us which is pretty awesome. Then we talk her into going back in and getting Ashley and the 6 of us end up sitting on their driveway talking for an hour or 2. Once again my poker playing friend and I bring up getting donked into the conversation and the 2 girls are laughing thinking of it like some weird sexual thing and then ask us to explain it to them. My definition was its like when you get up to get a cookie out of the cookie jar but someone else just took the last one without knowing it was the last one. Pretty good definition right? We also told them they'd probably be donks or fish if they played. they preferred to be fish.

good times

sodapop · 08-08-2009, 04:08 PM

i love you

Tapow Dayok · 08-08-2009, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pintopedro

Had another good Friday. I went to San Diego to see some friends then went back to Ashley's house along with her cousin and my poker buddy. We get there and there's 3 pizzas on the counter when we walk in, but we just ate so we each just took a slice then went out back and talked for about an hour. Me and my friend would randomly bring up inside poker jokes such as saying "oh herro pro" in a kim jong il voice which is usually what we do when we play the micro stakes tournaments on full tilt for the sole purpose to try to donk a pro for a T-shirt. This is probably pretty bad when you meet 2 new girls and stuff like that enters the conversation regularly. We also said donk, donks, donked, and donkament a lot which made them laugh and they were trying to figure out what it was and how we can use it as a noun verb and adjective.
So then the real fun begins. My friend and I leave there and start getting hammered at another friends house. Once we are having trouble walking and are craving some food, I mention that pizza that was at Ashley's house. And my friends think its a great idea to go get the pizza. After about 30 mins of trying to talk one of the sober people to drive us over there, JJ finally takes us cuz he's the man. so we get there at like 1am and her cousin brings the pizza out to us which is pretty awesome. Then we talk her into going back in and getting Ashley and the 6 of us end up sitting on their driveway talking for an hour or 2. Once again my poker playing friend and I bring up getting donked into the conversation and the 2 girls are laughing thinking of it like some weird sexual thing and then ask us to explain it to them. My definition was its like when you get up to get a cookie out of the cookie jar but someone else just took the last one without knowing it was the last one. Pretty good definition right? We also told them they'd probably be donks or fish if they played. they preferred to be fish.

good times

Cliffnotes: Pintopedro eats pizza, drinks, lols, has poker conversations with women, and then eats more pizza. As a matter of fact, screw these cliffnotes. Read the whole post. Pedro is awesome.

Cosines11 · 08-08-2009, 05:16 PM

tx for the update pinto!

NSchandler · 08-09-2009, 09:43 AM

You should see if Ashley and her cousin are interested in playing a "family pot" if you know what I mean. Be all like "yeah baby I got the nuts but I'll let you suck out one time."

El P · 08-10-2009, 07:46 AM

JJ IS THE ****ING MAN!

bigalt · 08-10-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by El P

JJ IS THE ****ING MAN!

true fact

MajinBoob · 08-13-2009, 05:54 AM

JJ sounds like hes full of win. Plz post more of your drunken poker related endeavors pedro!!!

leprous_hand · 08-13-2009, 06:04 AM

toasting in epic tread

crazyfool1985 · 08-13-2009, 02:59 PM

zomg this thread just took off after i last read it. best thread eva

Grey · 08-13-2009, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pintopedro

Had another good Friday. I went to San Diego to see some friends then went back to Ashley's house along with her cousin and my poker buddy. We get there and there's 3 pizzas on the counter when we walk in, but we just ate so we each just took a slice then went out back and talked for about an hour. Me and my friend would randomly bring up inside poker jokes such as saying "oh herro pro" in a kim jong il voice which is usually what we do when we play the micro stakes tournaments on full tilt for the sole purpose to try to donk a pro for a T-shirt. This is probably pretty bad when you meet 2 new girls and stuff like that enters the conversation regularly. We also said donk, donks, donked, and donkament a lot which made them laugh and they were trying to figure out what it was and how we can use it as a noun verb and adjective.
So then the real fun begins. My friend and I leave there and start getting hammered at another friends house. Once we are having trouble walking and are craving some food, I mention that pizza that was at Ashley's house. And my friends think its a great idea to go get the pizza. After about 30 mins of trying to talk one of the sober people to drive us over there, JJ finally takes us cuz he's the man. so we get there at like 1am and her cousin brings the pizza out to us which is pretty awesome. Then we talk her into going back in and getting Ashley and the 6 of us end up sitting on their driveway talking for an hour or 2. Once again my poker playing friend and I bring up getting donked into the conversation and the 2 girls are laughing thinking of it like some weird sexual thing and then ask us to explain it to them. My definition was its like when you get up to get a cookie out of the cookie jar but someone else just took the last one without knowing it was the last one. Pretty good definition right? We also told them they'd probably be donks or fish if they played. they preferred to be fish.

good times

You need to write a book.

Princeandrew · 08-13-2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pintopedro

Me and my friend would randomly bring up inside poker jokes such as saying "oh herro pro" in a kim jong il voice which is usually what we do when we play the micro stakes tournaments on full tilt for the sole purpose to try to donk a pro for a T-shirt.

thats hilarious holy ****. im gonna do that next time a see a pro. herro pro i love seein da RED

lippy · 08-14-2009, 05:57 PM

Pics of ashley?

Keep us updated pedro.

Tagtard_Spewbox · 08-19-2009, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pintopedro

good times

Only good? Under repped imo.

This thread is better than other threads.