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Old 07-25-2009, 12:44 PM   #31
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:04 PM   #32
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I've got a few heads up matches planned with her. If all goes well ill be able to get it all in good.

I'm probably going to get some more epic sessions in with my buddy
If you're going to use poker metaphors for sex, you ought to stop using them for hanging out with your buddy....unless.....?
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Old 07-25-2009, 09:58 PM   #33
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Old 07-26-2009, 08:58 PM   #34
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Alisha is one lucky woman!
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Old 07-26-2009, 09:07 PM   #35
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Talk about "going deep" into a "+EV" situation! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 07-27-2009, 08:33 PM   #36
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Old 07-28-2009, 02:50 PM   #37
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Also, because of this forum I've been thinking i want to ask her out in a poker themed way. Was thinking to get her to play some cards and write her a note on the 2 of hearts and stack the deck for her. any other ideas?
Tell her you like your women like you like your opponents -- loose and passive. This will turn her on!
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:11 PM   #38
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And the next time she's giving you a dry HJ, turn to her and say, "OMG that's a bad beat!"

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Old 07-29-2009, 10:18 PM   #39
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i just wanted to thank you OP

ive been using poker lingo SOO much in everyday talk now and u would not even believe the LOL's or the LMFAO's i get haha
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Old 07-30-2009, 12:29 AM   #40
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Just keep going all in until you busto, heh
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Old 07-30-2009, 06:36 PM   #41
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have a friend that talks in poker lingo non-stop, he shuffles cardboard coasters at bars/restaurants, tosses coins to cashiers like he's splashing the pot, all pokah sh*t, all the time, gets annoying like not using periods
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Old 08-02-2009, 03:58 PM   #42
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have a friend that talks in poker lingo non-stop, he shuffles cardboard coasters at bars/restaurants, tosses coins to cashiers like he's splashing the pot, all pokah sh*t, all the time, gets annoying like not using periods
Your friend sounds pretty gangsta. I think the problem is that you're a conversational fish and you don't respect your friend's verbal raises. Your friend should move up a level.
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Old 08-03-2009, 12:56 AM   #43
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I was going to try to make a pun about polarized ranges, but then I just gave up.
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Old 08-03-2009, 01:28 PM   #44
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Pull the houdini on her and then tell her she got level'd. lolz for everyone.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:50 PM   #45
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have a friend that talks in poker lingo non-stop, he shuffles cardboard coasters at bars/restaurants, tosses coins to cashiers like he's splashing the pot, all pokah sh*t, all the time, gets annoying like not using periods
your friend sounds pretty damn awesome imo
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