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Old 06-18-2013, 12:14 AM   #51
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Doubt anyone can top that one.
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:18 AM   #52
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Ringling Brother decides to pursue higher paying performances.
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:25 AM   #53
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Gotta get it in early, take the obvious ones when possible
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:35 AM   #54
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for an extra $50 i can add 11 girls and the inside of a small car.
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Old 06-18-2013, 03:20 AM   #55
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funny ****er.
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Old 06-18-2013, 05:56 AM   #56
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funny ****er.
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Old 06-18-2013, 09:51 AM   #57
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Why so syphilis?
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Old 06-18-2013, 04:01 PM   #58
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tough one, but I will go with Low Key
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Old 06-18-2013, 04:53 PM   #59
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You got robbed, El P.
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Old 06-18-2013, 05:54 PM   #60
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I thought RTHR for sure.



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Old 06-18-2013, 05:56 PM   #61
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Re: El-P Not winning

Puns are cheap laughs, I enjoy them, but they are hard to make really good.

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Old 06-18-2013, 06:57 PM   #62
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for an extra $50 i can add 11 girls and the inside of a small car.
This needs more love
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:06 PM   #63
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I thought RTHR for sure.



I prefer a green tea bath please.
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:11 PM   #64
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This needs more love
THANK YOU.

although I did think El P won that rd too
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:35 PM   #65
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BRAWWK! derpaderp
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:46 PM   #66
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If you thought chicken soup is good, try this when I am done!
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Old 06-18-2013, 08:39 PM   #67
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Your not guano want this water once im done with it.

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Old 06-18-2013, 08:51 PM   #68
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thanks lbr and yb, i thought the why so syphillis one was great, pretty good round by all. lowkey's pp's and yb's all got smiles/smirks from me irl.
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Old 06-18-2013, 08:53 PM   #69
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i had to google 'guano', but since i did it'll take something pretty good to top custer on the parrot imo
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Old 06-18-2013, 09:02 PM   #70
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You have never seen Ace Ventura? Only reason I know it.
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Old 06-18-2013, 09:39 PM   #71
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You have never seen Ace Ventura? Only reason I know it.
lol - that was my first exposure to the term as well. I think I subsequently heard it again on some PBS nature show.
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Old 06-18-2013, 09:41 PM   #72
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I thought RTHR for sure.



Anyone have some floss?

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Old 06-18-2013, 11:16 PM   #73
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Why did the bird fly into the teacup of water?
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Old 06-19-2013, 12:46 AM   #74
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Your not guano want this water once im done with it.
That is not a bat, seabird, or seal afaik.

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This needs more love
all the clown ones were pretty good tbh

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I prefer a green tea bath please.
I dunno why this one makes me lol, but it does. Silly bird, you shouldn't bathe in tea cups! Get out of there, you look silly!

Gogogogo PP, give us our next piece of inspirational image
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Old 06-19-2013, 01:05 AM   #75
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