"Listen honey, you might be younger and prettier and have a nicer rack than me, but the International Mudwrestling Bantamweight Championship title belt is MINE. I'm a single mother of 4 little bastards and I work 2 jobs and my ex keeps weaseling out of his child support payments. I'm fat, old and unattractive and I'll never marry again. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. I WILL DIE FOR THIS."