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08-13-2017 , 11:32 PM
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08-13-2017 , 11:48 PM
Great. I crapped my pants and now I can't wipe.
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08-14-2017 , 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer
Great. I crapped my pants and now I can't wipe.
So many great entries but this was far and away the best.
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08-15-2017 , 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
So many great entries but this was far and away the best.
I don't need your pity vote. But I will accept it. Let's see how this goes.

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08-15-2017 , 12:26 AM
We've been looking for three days. Face it, your retainer is gone.
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08-16-2017 , 11:57 PM
Hmm...Jim and I seem to have broken the thread. I'll throw it back to him, and if he's not feeling it, let's open the floor to someone who might post something to comment on.
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08-17-2017 , 07:36 AM
The math club didn't properly understand Frank when he said he had lost his virginity.
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08-18-2017 , 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
The math club didn't properly understand Frank when he said he had lost his virginity.
Get us back on track. Please.
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08-18-2017 , 08:48 AM
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08-18-2017 , 11:05 AM
And that's why there's no chance Barron is my son
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08-18-2017 , 12:25 PM
blah blah blah trump is racist or something.
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08-18-2017 , 03:29 PM
The Mooch said he could suck it himself, but when I asked to see it, it was this big. That's why I had to fire Bannon.
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08-18-2017 , 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib
And that's why there's no chance Barron is my son


I legit lol'd at this one
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08-18-2017 , 04:22 PM
To be honest, this is the possibility that I'll make it through my first term.
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08-18-2017 , 09:46 PM
"You see this? This is the world's smallest violin playing for all the waitresses"
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08-19-2017 , 12:56 AM
And this is how I make a rooster for the boardroom projector.
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08-19-2017 , 09:38 PM
"...and then I pretend to crush their heads."

"I've seen that bit on Kids in the Hall."

"Yeah, but I invented it."
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08-20-2017 , 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib
And that's why there's no chance Barron is my son
This was funny, but there is no way Trump says something bad about himself.

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Originally Posted by JimHammer
"...and then I pretend to crush their heads."

"I've seen that bit on Kids in the Hall."

"Yeah, but I invented it."
Winner!
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08-20-2017 , 03:43 PM
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08-20-2017 , 03:45 PM
Ain't no party like an emo train party cause an emo train party is cold and dead.
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08-20-2017 , 07:32 PM
It can't rain all the time

But I also can't get these pants wet
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08-20-2017 , 07:41 PM
Jane was just a regular girl, but she found a great way to ensure that the seat next to her was left empty on the subway.
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08-21-2017 , 02:15 AM
"Take the metro? Nevermore."
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08-21-2017 , 02:19 AM
Without her ESA, Natasha would never leave the house.
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08-21-2017 , 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Ain't no party like an emo train party cause an emo train party is cold and dead.
I'm not EMO, I'm ǤǾʇɧ! I got a bloody Raven with me for christ sakes!!!!
ARGH!!!
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