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07-17-2016 , 10:58 PM
No! It's righty tighty, lefty loosy.
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07-17-2016 , 11:51 PM
Sex ed at a Christian Science school.
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07-18-2016 , 12:10 AM
You told your dumbass husband that you wanted to screw and he did this??
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07-18-2016 , 03:19 AM
This week on To Catch a Predator...
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07-19-2016 , 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
No! It's righty tighty, lefty loosy.
Ze winnar!
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07-19-2016 , 10:24 PM
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07-19-2016 , 10:47 PM
Immediately DQ'ed from the tournament.

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07-19-2016 , 10:48 PM
Keep your eyes on the balls, son.
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07-19-2016 , 11:41 PM
Ugh, I don't want to be the one, but okay:



Me Chinese.....etc etc


Spoiler:
SORRY
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07-20-2016 , 04:04 AM
If beverage is flat, insert CO₂ cartridge directly into the anus.
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07-20-2016 , 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
C'mon now, daddy needs that clean urine.
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Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
Immediately DQ'ed from the tournament.

Never heard that.

Winner
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07-20-2016 , 04:55 PM
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07-20-2016 , 05:23 PM
A relic of the past, Abe was the only audience member that didn't have his face buried in his phone throughout the convention.
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07-20-2016 , 06:33 PM
**** this, I'd much rather go watch a play.
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07-21-2016 , 12:06 AM
Abe is not happy with what's happened to his political party.
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07-21-2016 , 01:28 AM
Lady in hat: Yes! I finally got you Psyduck!!
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07-23-2016 , 02:36 AM
Turns out Honest Abe may not have been so forthcoming about not being a 12,000 year old shape-shifting lizard.
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07-23-2016 , 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
Abe is not happy with what's happened to his political party.
Winner. Go!
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07-23-2016 , 11:05 AM
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07-23-2016 , 11:21 AM
Ursula has the last laugh as Ariel becomes too comfortable in marriage.
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07-23-2016 , 11:35 AM
Fantasy destroyed.
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07-23-2016 , 11:53 AM
Reality - The ultimate boner killer.
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07-23-2016 , 11:08 PM
Oyster?
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07-24-2016 , 03:38 AM
That guy has some serious eczema




Spoiler:
don't let me win. i stole the joke from the Sunseeker Yachts skit on SNL
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07-24-2016 , 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
Ugh... throw it back.
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Originally Posted by longmissedblind
Oyster?
Sure, why not?

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