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Old 07-18-2012, 06:17 PM   #1
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Arizona lols: Sheriff discovers Obama is Kenyan

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PHOENIX (AP) — Investigators for an Arizona sheriff's volunteer posse say President Barack Obama's birth certificate is definitely fraudulent.
Members of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's posse said in March that there was probable cause that Obama's long-form birth certificate released by the White House in April 2011 was a computer-generated forgery.
Now, Arpaio says investigators are positive it's fraudulent.
So-called "birthers" maintain Obama is ineligible to be president because, they contend, he was born in Kenya. However, Hawaii officials have repeatedly verified Obama's citizenship, and courts have rebuffed lawsuits over the issue.
Mike Zullo, the Arizona posse's chief investigator, said numeric codes on parts of the long-form birth certificate indicate those parts weren't filled out, yet those sections asking for the race of Obama's father and his field of work or study were completed.
Zullo said investigators previously didn't know the meaning of the codes but they were explained by a 95-year-old former state worker who signed the president's birth certificate. Zullo said a writer who published a book about Obama's birth certificate and was aiding investigators let them listen to an interview he conducted with the former state worker.
The Arizona Democratic Party said in a statement that Arpaio's investigation is intended to draw attention away from problems within his own agency, such as hundreds of sex-crime cases that the sheriff's office failed to adequately investigate over a three-year period.
A civil trial is set to begin Thursday in a lawsuit that accuses Arpaio's office of racially profiling Latinos. The suit filed by a handful of Latinos will serve as a precursor to the U.S. Justice Department's lawsuit that alleges a broader range of civil rights violations against Arpaio's office.
Obama released a copy of his long-form birth certificate in an attempt to quell citizenship questions. His campaign declined to comment on Arpaio's allegations.
But Joshua A. Wisch, a special assistant to Hawaii's attorney general, said his state's vital records are some of the best-managed and have "some of the strongest restrictions on access to prevent identity theft and fraud."
"President Obama was born in Honolulu, and his birth certificate is valid," Wisch said in a statement. "Regarding the latest allegations from a sheriff in Arizona, they are untrue, misinformed, and misconstrue Hawaii law."
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Old 07-18-2012, 11:28 PM   #2
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Re: Arizona lols: Sheriff discovers Obama is Kenyan

I don't think Sheriff Arpaio has said Obama is from Kenya, just that the birth certificate is fraudulent.

I haven't really studied the issue in depth but I've read a bit of strange reports on the subject.

For example, in the 90's, a literary agent wrote up a biography for Obama's never published book Jouneys in Black and White that stated he was born in Kenya.

I've also read the font on the released birth certificate is actually a computer font that mimics a typewriter. But doesn't have the minute variations that individual key strokes would give on a real typewriter.

But this one is really good, nekkid pictures of Obama's mama in Betty Page style domination photos taken by Communist Party propagandist Frank Marshall Davis, who is mentioned repeatedly in Obama's book, Dreams of My Father. This is all from a book and DVD titled Dreams of My Real Father that alleges Davis is Obama's real father.

Anyway, enjoy! Prolly NSFW


There are other trailers on that youtube channel if you want to see more, all replete with hide under the bed music.
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Old 07-18-2012, 11:37 PM   #3
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Here's another funny. This pic is from Obama's facebook photos page. See anything strange?



Why does Obama's mother have a black man's hand? {cue the hide under the bed music}
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:30 AM   #4
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Politards is that way
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Old 07-19-2012, 07:25 AM   #5
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White parents but black child? That's strange.
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:05 PM   #6
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that's not his father you dumb ****ing ****itty **** ****

and yea that's obv a black mans hand and not a bag his mom is holding or something..which btw you can see part of behind his right shoulder. goddamn i hate you ****ers
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:16 PM   #7
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bags don't have knuckles
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:24 PM   #8
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If that was a black guy originally who puts a hand/fist into someones armpit like that? Seems very uncomfortable.
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Old 07-21-2012, 07:17 AM   #9
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****ing shadows, how do they work?
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:52 PM   #10
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bags don't have knuckles
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