FYP

i mean... why ban this guy after one post? this thread is 1000000x more entertaining than anything Adam the Ant has ever posted.

Unban OP

Ban Adam the Ant

Fix LoL

[ ] reading comprehension

A+

Sorry that I did not check all my facts before making a joking post in laughs or links. Next time ill be sure to investigate every post in the thread before posting anything at all.

The interweb has rotted my brain. From the title I was expecting a goatse thread .. and I clicked anyway

Oh, and +1 for jam instead of jelly

In my vast experience in processed-food sexual relations, I find Nutella Hazelnut Spread to offer the closest degree of look, smell, feel, and taste when compared to the butt secks.

Wouldn't you just use crunchy then?

I'm crying. Can't go on. Will finish thread later. Expect TR

plz to be telling me where to find the ladies that poop nutella.

If anyone links 2 girls, I am banning them!

We've had our fun, but enough is enough. Back to business... how long do you microwave the jam? Would level 5 cooking power be high enough?

10-20 seconds depending on wattage. (just a guess)

Yuk lol x