That was ****ing phenomenal.

Silver rank 100 to Platinum rank 25 in less than a week.

THE **** MY PROBES I CANT EVEN

WTF MY PROBES!

I must say that replay was extremely ******ed (I was mainly watching the terran, but the protoss player had so much unspent resources early on). On my own brag note, I somehow won a match and went from ranked 36 in my gold division to 27 in a platinum division (I did a pure marine rush lol).

"You have a bad rally point."

"I SAW"

(after 20 scvs head towards the bad rally point)

1/3 of my losses are disconnects. ONE THIRD.

Today? 6/11 games I disconnected. -_-

Get nonbusto internet bro.

[x] motherships
[ ] know how to use mass recall
[x] base trade
[x] command centers fly
[ ] win

Grats to Trump and Kirbynator, sickos are on blizzards north america top 200. Apparently its judged using hidden stats blizzard keeps not ladder points, should be fairly interested to follow in that sense.

SC2 top 200

Qwest is sending technicians to look at my busto interwebs tomorrow. =(

FFUUUUU Battle.net! Had an epic PvZ on Lost Temple, all bases taken, just getting ultras out and maxing army after fending off some solid collosus pushes, then....dropped by battle.net. Why couldnt that happen in one of the games im getting cheesed. I really wouldnt mind then.

omg i would /wrists

after going like 1-7 in my first games a week ago I quit because it was rigged obv



fear me bronze league

fyp

1000!

Sick!

Also sick that 1st in my diamond division is 10th in yours.

sweet

Too bad it doesn't show spectator chat, but we were all laughing pretty hard.

You're only 22nd worldwide, I'm 12th worldwide! Suck it!

How have you played so many games :-O. VN congrats! You still going to Raleigh right?

won my first game, am currently 1-5, diamond league here I come

I have a new theory on how the game is going to go from the first few seconds.

Responses:

Probably higher apm, not wasting time chatting, might cheese.

Manner player, probably won't cheese or do stupid strats. Will play straight up.

Terrible at the game, probably an easy win.

You're getting cheesed.

---

Don't let this secret get out.

Time to reverse that up.

Sweet. Just won my first FFA, 1v3. Didn't really know what it was and it said it was unranked so I figured I'd try it out.

Was on Metalopolis. Attacked first with 2 VRs and took out the first Protoss main on my own. He didn't have much of anything.

Scouted the Zerg and he had some Hydras so I tried backing off, but he got one of my VRs. Got 2 more and attacked his gold expansion, but he held me off there for a little bit.

Got Colossi and took that gold expansion out. Took out the gold expansion of the Protoss. Took out the Zerg's natural expansion and then his main.

And then I took out the other Zerg and his expansion. Guy at the end said, "Nice pwnage." haha

I never got attacked once and pretty much rolled these guys. FFA seems very soft.

Edit: Watching the replay, Zerg 1 and Zerg 2 are going back and forth while I'm pretty much building up, taking out the Protoss, building up more, taking out expansions, etc. Zerg 1 says, "Blue (his color), I'm the least of your worries." Zerg 2 says, "I noticed." hahahaha