most hilarious online usernames - Video Games

I was playing COD4 the other day and as soon as I rounded a corner I was face to face with "DontShootImGay2". The username combined with the shocked/surprised encounter had me LOLing to the point of tears.

Also ran into a "yourmomsOBGYN" playing Battlefield.

What are some of the funniest you have seen?

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11-27-2007 , 02:09 PM

Jack of Arcades

Jumbo Jack

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 23,569

"yourmomlastnight" ie "You were killed by yourmomlastnight."

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11-27-2007 , 02:36 PM

ThaSaltCracka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 66,878

"MyMeatStick"

Which is great on Halo 3.

"You were beat down by MyMeatStick"
"MyMeatStick splattered you"

etc....

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11-27-2007 , 02:42 PM

vulturesrow

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 11,101

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"MyMeatStick"

Which is great on Halo 3.

"You were beat down by MyMeatStick"
"MyMeatStick splattered you"

etc....

I remember when we played against that guy. I know we were laughing pretty hard, I definitely had some tears in my eyes.

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11-27-2007 , 02:43 PM

DonkeyKongSr

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,299

Somebody on here is IBetrayTeammates. My friend got a laugh this weekend when I was looking at my friend list and he saw that one. Pretty funny.

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11-27-2007 , 02:47 PM

MasterShakeJr

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 767

Off Constantly, i.e. I was playing Madden last night and beat "Off Constantly"

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11-27-2007 , 03:00 PM

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,529

Back in EQ days, there was a druid named Fruitykiting.

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11-27-2007 , 06:47 PM

thesilkworm

old hand

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,747

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Somebody on here is IBetrayTeammates. My friend got a laugh this weekend when I was looking at my friend list and he saw that one. Pretty funny.

He's one of the very few 2+2ers on my list and I sometimes lol a little when I see him sign in.

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11-27-2007 , 07:02 PM

Bigka79

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175

i was online playing halo 2 a while back (consequently 4 days after the VA Tech Shooting) and i was on a team with a guy by the name of VATechAsian.

IDK if its really all that funny but i LOLed at the cold hearted bastard

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11-27-2007 , 08:36 PM

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yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

i played against a guy in halo named blackpeople... that was funny. he sucked too so i killed blackpeople a lot

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11-27-2007 , 08:52 PM

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TheDoubleA

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 292

it is not the funniest, but I always like teabagginU

This was back on SOCOM

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11-27-2007 , 09:16 PM

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Golden_Rhino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 9,056

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I was playing COD4 the other day and as soon as I rounded a corner I was face to face with "DontShootImGay2".

The fact that there is a DontShootImGay1 is pretty lol

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11-27-2007 , 09:57 PM

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Jailblazers

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,412

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I was playing COD4 the other day and as soon as I rounded a corner I was face to face with "DontShootImGay2".

The fact that there is a DontShootImGay1 is pretty lol

Uh...there probably isn't. It should be read "Don't shoot, I'm gay too." The two was added to be part of the word, not because someone already taken it.

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11-27-2007 , 09:59 PM

#14

Noah.

banned

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 20,057

not from online gaming, but there is a 2+2er with the name "DontRaiseMeBro" with the picture of that douche about to get tasered. Pretty funny.

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11-27-2007 , 10:32 PM

#15

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,021

My top 3 from counterstrike:
1)Get in the van I have candy
2)My knife wants your genitals
3)Afgan Battle Donkey

My friend and I used to use "Ball State PD" as a name, but it only works if you're from Indiana or mabye the surrounding states.

Cody

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11-28-2007 , 01:09 AM

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DontRaiseMeBro

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,105

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not from online gaming, but there is a 2+2er with the name "DontRaiseMeBro" with the picture of that douche about to get tasered. Pretty funny.

this account is the single greatest thing i have ever done and will ever do.

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11-28-2007 , 04:36 AM

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MuresanForMVP

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 22,064

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Hahaha I've played against Get in the Van plenty before I always lol'ed. For some reason Id play with this one guy and always laughed at his handle which was "NameTooShortSoNowItsLOOONNNGGGGG"

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12-03-2007 , 09:39 PM

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stupoman44

newbie

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 40

I don't play video games online, just poker. I was at a table a few months back and a guy went by the name "Pat McGroin". I thought that was hilarious. Stupo

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12-03-2007 , 09:57 PM

#19

dibbs

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,341

"reasonuGAPE" or whatever it was got some laughs in Halo 2.

He was super adept at really frustrating close quarter kills where you'd have him cornered and he ends up smacking you in the back of the head or stuck you, pulled the name together.

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12-03-2007 , 11:55 PM

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MikeRice

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 393

MyDadsErection
IntaracialFacial

Xbox live Nhl 08

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01-19-2010 , 04:49 PM

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scotchnrocks

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,736

played with "wud up my ninja" a few rounds in MW2, hilarious

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01-19-2010 , 04:55 PM

#22

g-bebe

because robots are strong

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 22,860

lolol the opening paragraph in OP is the best itt imo

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01-19-2010 , 04:57 PM

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ThaSaltCracka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 66,878

StuartScottsEye is a new fav for me.

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01-19-2010 , 04:59 PM

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Yeti

Abominable

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 23,208

ImAkimboSlice is the only one I can remember laughing at

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01-19-2010 , 05:19 PM

#25

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,021

Ran into a guy named "The MP5er" on CS, only used the MP5 and was absolutely incredible with it.

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