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Originally Posted by BASaint
my ******ed excuse for a son decides to start a war to usurp half my fledgling spanish kingdom while my army is busy fighting off the moors. the dumb **** wins, but i'm like 'its ok ill just make him my heir and it'll reunite the kingdom when i die'.
two months later the dumb **** loses a holy war and his entire kingdom falls into the hands of some muslim or other and he comes crawling back home to daddy!
so i had him executed
100 yrs later, i still haven't reconquered the lands he frittered away
Thank you, that was awesome *wipes away tears of laughter*
This game is just great.
Played my first game as the Duke of Munster, since many guys seem to recommend Ireland as a starting point for noobs. Took over the 6 southern counties by fabricating claims and de jure duchy claims. After that, created the Kingdom of Ireland somewhere around 1090, and vassalized the upper regions (except for Ulster, where the Scots had invaded).
I changed the law to primogeniture, which seems to be standard if you don't want all your holdings to be split up everytime your current character bites the dust. Somehow I got a random county in previously scottish territory via a weird vassal inheritance, and 2 counties in Normandy inherited from the wife of my second ruler. Had a claim on the duchy of Normandy, but that got usurped from my brother by the English king (any way to defend against this without pressing de jure first? I couldnt do that because the English king was fighting infidels).
Now it is 1150, I also conquered Wales via the same claim/de jure strategy). Somehow I owned some spanish fools (Castille?!) in the process, who had their last county in Southwest Wales after the moors conquered 80% of Spain. I created the Kingdom of Wales for some extra prestige points.
There is one problem now that kind of makes me want to start over: I didn't pay any attention to culture or breeding at all. Vassals and my heirs slowly changed cultures (passed on from guardians, or I granted titles to guys outside of my culture sometimes). My ruler is now of Welsh culture, which sucks for relations etc., and my vassals are a weird mixture of 50% Irish vs. 50 % Welsh/Breton/Franks/ ... I don't know how to reconciliate this, and I don't want to deal with the bad stats for 300 years to come. Also, Kind Numbnuts IV has a bag full of bad traits and almost no good ones, which my vassals don't exactly appreciate.
Going to check out the GoT mod now, and see if I want to continue the current scenario...