Notice anything odd?

Also, there are 30 thousand mongol (timurid) warriors just chilling out in one of my provinces in southern portugal. They have been there for about 80 years. they have never attacked me, they just stand there doing nothing. wtf

They must be programmed to drive west?

guess so, but they're not doing any raping or pillaging, just chilling

now my pope is not only orthodox, he is brown.

wtf @ date, 1424? date extension mod?

no, game ends in 1452

Ya the initial Mongol doomstacks don't suffer any attrition, so the AI wanders around with them. I saw them in my Ireland game, passing through Poland while I was fighting a long war for it's throne.

i went mengele/fritzl on my own people and married off my sisters to my sons. i forgot about what i'd done untill i died and took over my heir. he only had inbred and homosexual children, no males. the only son i had got had died at age 2 due to being inbred and retarded. then operation 'get a son' started, first step kill my wife so i can have normal children. then i catch queerness myself at a jousting tournament. at this point im 57 years old and don't know how much longer i can make it. comb through europe in search of the lustiest maiden i can find and get one with +45 to fertility. she gets pregnant twice with girls before finally giving me a male heir. i die a year later, 64 years old. phew. i think i'll stop inbreeding my own line and try and give it to my will-be-pretenders instead.

oh and also, the king of scotland helped some pretender grab a whole duchy off of me(irish king). you'd think the irish nobility has some sicilian in them because as retaliation I murdered his wife, his two sons and the next two up for succession before finally offing the king himself. fun times!

I generally play the game sans assassinations (seems gamey and way too easy to exploit) but how did you get away with all those without getting caught?

i lost two kings in the process and a lot of piety.

hmm game is kinda dumb in 1 respect

im playing as a russian duke, have united the whole of russia and I personally hold about 15 dukedoms. if i create kingdom of russia i'd have to give away most of them to placate my vassals, since as a king they dont like it when u hold too many duke titles.

so basically if i crown myself king i lose half my prestige/month.

wait until you have two kingdoms, **** gets real then

but yeah, i agree

im getting 9 prestige/month atm, when i was king of ireland/scotland/wales/england i was only getting like 6 iirc

wrong government type?

why does this happen? How do I prevent it or fix it?

I finally finished my game as a Irish OPM and got a score of over 50000. Next I tried to be an Ethiopian King and the Muslim hordes wiped my out in like 20 years.