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12-28-2011 , 12:15 PM
Hi all,

In case anyone's been asleep the past 24 hours, the net's buzzing about this guy Paul Christoforo who's a rep for Ocean's Marketing melting down on a customer. Penny Arcade gets involved yesterday and has brought the weight of the Internet down on this bully who's STILL tweeting about how this isn't going to make a dent in his company.

Started here:
http://penny-arcade.com/2011/12/27

Then the community gets in:
http://www.webpronews.com/ocean-mark...ternet-2011-12
http://intentious.com/2011/12/28/oce...l-christoforo/

I was in the process of showing someone my wife's christmas quest video on Youtube (seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4G2f2Xy3w ) when I see a video uploaded already about ocean marketing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqV9kx40RG0

He's still on twitter at @OceanStratagy (his spelling, not mine) if you'd like to share your opinion of his tactics.
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12-28-2011 , 12:27 PM
The internet is serious business.
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12-28-2011 , 12:46 PM
Yeah i've been following this on reddit, absolutely hilarious fail

his facebook: http://i.imgur.com/KvD6D.jpg

http://www.examiner.com/video-game-i...id-at-all-cost
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12-28-2011 , 01:47 PM
I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet
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12-28-2011 , 06:48 PM
Good marketing.
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12-28-2011 , 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by clowntable
Good marketting.
FYP
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12-28-2011 , 10:35 PM
Not just a little bit….THE WHOLE F*CKIN BEEFALO.
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12-28-2011 , 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by clowntable
Good marketing.
I thought so too initially, was just some viral ****, but doesnt look like it, product currently has like 2k 1 star reviews on amazon and that guys life is apparently ruined now
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12-29-2011 , 12:48 AM
White font on blue background gives me a headache.
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12-29-2011 , 01:02 AM
Where does one buy that dvd, might I ask?
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12-29-2011 , 01:43 AM
If it isn't indeed the case of viral marketing gone wrong, then the guy is clearly a psychopath.
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12-29-2011 , 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Grummin
Hi all,

In case anyone's been asleep the past 24 hours, the net's buzzing about this guy Paul Christoforo who's a rep for Ocean's Marketing melting down on a customer. Penny Arcade gets involved yesterday and has brought the weight of the Internet down on this bully who's STILL tweeting about how this isn't going to make a dent in his company.

Started here:
http://penny-arcade.com/2011/12/27

Then the community gets in:
http://www.webpronews.com/ocean-mark...ternet-2011-12
http://intentious.com/2011/12/28/oce...l-christoforo/

I was in the process of showing someone my wife's christmas quest video on Youtube (seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4G2f2Xy3w ) when I see a video uploaded already about ocean marketing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqV9kx40RG0

He's still on twitter at @OceanStratagy (his spelling, not mine) if you'd like to share your opinion of his tactics.
Wow, that was hilarioussssss.

Thanks for posting.
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12-29-2011 , 05:39 AM
I really doubt its an attempt at viral. The guy just seems like a huge moron. That youtube video is solid.
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12-29-2011 , 05:40 AM
He's responded to the criticism: http://kotaku.com/5871656/chastened-...ul-Christoforo

It's a pretty bad, rambling, defense and boils down to "This is how I usually act and the only thing I'm sorry about is that I got caught".
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12-29-2011 , 10:54 AM
Yeah, thanks for posting OP. I've just spent the last 90 or so minutes clicking all the links associated with this story and I thought it was massively entertaining.
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12-29-2011 , 11:27 AM
This **** is hilarious.
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12-29-2011 , 01:28 PM
He now claims he was being bullied wtf.
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12-29-2011 , 02:19 PM
http://www.dailydot.com/business/n-c...l-christoforo/

cliffs: they hired a pr disaster relief guy who is making fun of the other guy on twitter to help distance themselves from him

Quote:
“Paul Christoforo no longer has anything to do with us,” he tweeted. “We'd wish him well, but he already knows all the most powerful people in the world.”
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12-29-2011 , 02:28 PM
lol
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12-29-2011 , 02:34 PM
"I don't know the mayor of Boston," he admitted. "That was taken totally out of context, I was just joking around. I am from Boston, though, and I know a lot of people people who own clubs. I know some influential people, like the guy who runs the door at the convention center."

LOOOOL

Last edited by DerekJCEX; 12-29-2011 at 02:40 PM.
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12-30-2011 , 03:12 PM
Sup bro is all grown up!
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12-30-2011 , 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by DerekJCEX
"I don't know the mayor of Boston," he admitted. "That was taken totally out of context, I was just joking around. I am from Boston, though, and I know a lot of people people who own clubs. I know some influential people, like the guy who runs the door at the convention center."

LOOOOL
Yeah, that was pretty good. Sadly that joke was the only part of the 'apology' that made him sound vaguely human.
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12-31-2011 , 02:11 PM
haha just read all that... absolutely amazing. it just kept getting better and better... impersonating someone else from a hotmail address that youve also used at a steroid website? and then rofl at

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12-31-2011 , 02:36 PM
lol, you happen to pick a fight and take a swing at a guy. Like I mean sometimes it just happens, nothing you can do about it. Totally unfair for the guy to kick your ass in that situation.
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