Heh, just found
this link on the Eve-O boards. A WoW EU player gave Eve a try. This is hilarious. And also a pretty good example of "if you'd react this way then Eve isn't
for you."
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Needing a break from wow i tried a free trial of EVE Online and i was so mad after just 2 days that i didnt even finsh the damn trial.
It's basically a space mmog where you fly startrek like ships and npc hunt, trade, mine or mission run or build your own empires and stuff. Sounds fine and like a standard game right? Wrong..it's full of griefers....adult griefers.
I went looking for better asteroids in a slightly lower security system than i started in and within 5 seconds of me mining, pirate players warped in, killed me....and took my ore. FFS i'm just a newb in a crappy ship what was the point of that ****?
So I appear back in the station with a kill message and in the basic ship. So I fit some guns and go back this time without mining lasers so i can fight, i get to the system and ask them why they are killing newbies. They told me they didnt know and invited me to thier gang so i could warp to them for my stuff back.
I did then we started talking about the game, they were both in their late 20's and they asked my age. Before i even finished typing they locked me and killed my ship AGAIN. I escaped in my pod and warped from moon to moon trying to loose them but they kept chasing me trying to kill my pod too.
I logged off, **** it and im not going back ever. Worst thing is the developers and GM's ENCOURAGE griefing and say its part of the game!!!!!!????? People can kill and steal from you and they get a pat on the back from GM's? WTF!!
I'm all for concentual pvp but random killings and constant griefing is not fun.
Dont EVER play EVE Online, it's a griefers game far beyond any reasonable limit.
You are never completely safe in Eve, and death has consequences. If you stick to the safer areas you're less likely to get blow'd up, but you'd miss out on all the action.
For example, you know that corporation from the story above that pulled off the huge heist? Story time!
Two nights ago, a corp member looted a wreck that had been left behind from a battle he wasn't involved in. Doing this is a gray area. If you're looting stuff that belongs to an ally (for example, the alliance who defends the region we're based in from pirates) then you can cause serious diplomatic problems.
Anyway, he loots it. He announces it in corp chat. Lots of people (including me) go a bit overboard nuts, and tell him to contact CVA (the larger alliance in our space) because we're fairly sure it's theirs. He does so, in their public defense intel channel. They say it isn't theirs. He decides to hang onto it and if anyone comes calling and can identify/prove ownership, he'll return it.
About 30 minutes later, I get blown up by a member of Guiding Hand Social Club, the corp that pulled off that heist. He and a buddy proceed to blow the crap out 3 or 4 other non-corp locals (everyone in our corp docked after I got killed, to figure out what was going on and whether we could defend). He then tells the looter that he wants his loot back, or he's going to keep killing people.
Discussions occur. Corp chat gets heated on both sides, between people telling him to give the GHSC member the loot, and others saying no way.
It quickly becomes obvious that it is NOT his loot, and this GHSC member just saw the announcement on the defense intel channel and figured he could pull a quick scam.
The looter proceeds to engage in negotiations with the GHSC member. What happened in these negotiations is disputed. The looter claims that he traded his Apoc battleship (~100 mil in value) for a fitted Taranis interceptor (which he claimed he sold for 17 mil almost instantly), plus 100 mil in cash. He also keeps the loot, which he says is worth 100 mil. Others in the corp are pretty convinced he's lying about both the loot value and the 100 mil in cash in that deal to save face after getting scammed.
After this, the GHSC member convo's me and tells me he'll compensate me for my lost ship if I post some messages for him in corp chat. I don't believe him about the compensation, but he claims to have a spy in our corp so he'll know if I posted it. I post it, decline his imaginary compensation. He replies, and quotes one of the other members saying "His motto ought to be 'I'm in ur station, stealin' ur shipz" and says that IS a good motto.
So we've got a GHSC spy.
No corp directors were on, so frankly you had a lot of people telling the looter to do the exact opposite of what should have been done, because policy in situations like this hasn't been clearly laid out for new members. So corp directors, when they saw what happened later, took his side on the issue by and large, and were none too happy with those of us who told him to give the GHSC member the loot.
Then this morning, he essentially came out and quit the corp. He admitted he'd been pretending to be a new player when he's played the game for quite some time. He claimed that the loot he got from the wreck was worth 500 mil. He called lots of people names for not hunting down guys who, frankly, would have demolished the noob forces that were in our area at the time (most were doing stuff to set-up our 0.0 base).
Basically, after all the heads of the corp backed him up, he then acted like a total dick, thought that everyone hated him, took his ball and went home (alt).
Oh, and the GHSC member has been in and out of our system since. Of course, now that our directors have said that not only that corp members should NEVER pay ransoms/make deals with con men like GHSC but that GHSC is now deemed kill on sight, these guys have been a little less irritating. Some of the combat forces have come back for a bit, etc.
My point? None of this could happen in high-sec, or in any other MMO -- not with the same stakes, and not with all the possibilities. The range of views on this in the moment ranged from "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE MOVE YOUR [censored] OUT OF HERE NOW" to "He's just a scammer, tell him to piss off." And really, the actions that lead up to it could have concievably led to any of those results. We could have pirates and scammers coming to our system, thinking we're easy pushovers. We could piss off the wrong scammer, and get involved in a war. We could have pissed off the alliance that controls the area, and REALLY gotten f'd in the ass. Or we could just end up with a couple annoying but powerful pirates that we have to chase out now and then.
Which is what seems to be the end result.
But that's why you gotta get out of high-sec, if you're trying this game. Whether you want to be the pirate/scammer, or the honorable anti-pirate/anti-scammer, you'll only get that kind of stuff going down in low/zero sec. To me, even if I'm only on an hour or two each day, that's way more interesting than grinding quests/levels/dungeons/etc.
I lost a ship worth about 5 mil in this whole dramabomb, but who cares? That [censored] was way more tense, entertaining, and exciting than any WoW quest I ever saw.
tl,dr: GHSC (corp that pulled massive heist) member killed me in order to draw out a member of my corp for a scam. Said corp member refused the initial scam, but probably got scammed anyway. We all wig out, because we be afraid of GHSC. Corp Directors tell us that we shouldn't take that from anyone, no matter who it is, and that GHSC isn't as powerful anymore as people think. Scammed corp member quits in particularly dickish fashion. We all chase around GHSC member because he's in our stationz, stealin' our shipz.
Last note: Probably should have mentioned earlier that they'll be having downtime for between 12-24 hours today to upgrade and maintain the servers and database. This doesn't happen often, I imagine it's to tweak things affected by the last huge content update to reduce lag.
I missed a few convos today since I left myself signed in, so if you want to PM me here or reply in thread with questions, go for it.