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Originally Posted by LexLuthor
(1) I manage to get all the money in on the flop as a 98% (49:1) favorite, the knuckle-dragger names my exact hand (which is crushing him), calls anyway with his TPMK, and then runner-runners me in the cruelest fashion (I would have preferred that he spiked the one-outer 6) -- and proceeds to fill the chat box with an endless stream of "HaHAHHHAAAHAhhhahahahahha..."
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(2) This hand came at the end of a 90-minute session where I managed to lose 5 buy-ins -- by running 4 buy-ins below expectation after getting AA cracked twice (by 57o and T8s), having KK < 22, losing both sides of a flip in CONSECUTIVE HANDS AT THE SAME TABLE [JJ < AK followed immediately by AK < JJ], all in a month where I idiotically bragged to a buddy at the halfway point how awesomely I was crushing $25NL having my second best month ever after only two weeks (I was literally pulling down a ridonkulous 14 PTBB/100 at that point), only to bring the wrath of the Doomswitch upon myself.
Regardless, my FUUUFUHUFUHFUFUFUUUUUU List:
[x] This Villain
[x] Pokerstars
[x] Doomswitch
[X] July
Bring on, August, bitc#$%#.
Not so fast. Just had my first +10 buy-in day ever. At I quit my tables at 11:30P on 7/31/09...so this is still July brag. boo-yah.
Two sample hands. Nomnomnonmnonmnonmm...
Villain is playing 90/8/1.4 over 126 hands. I'm not making this up. He had accumulated a massive stack by the most ridiculous suckouts and luckboxing I had ever seen. It was only a matter of time. There was another reg at the table, and we were falling over each other to get in a pot with this guy.
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $25.00
CO: $24.35
Hero (BTN): $32.50
SB: $140.45
BB: $93.65
UTG: $25.00
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 9
9
SB says "ononon",
UTG raises to $1.25,
1 fold, CO calls $1.25, Hero calls $1.25, SB calls $1.15,
1 fold
Flop: ($5.25) 5
9
3
(4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks,
CO bets $1,
Hero raises to $2.75, SB calls $2.75, UTG folds, CO calls $1.75
Turn: ($13.50) 7
(3 players)
SB checks, CO checks,
Hero bets $12, SB calls $12, CO folds
River: ($37.50) T
(2 players)
SB bets $6.75,
Hero raises to $16.50 all in, SB calls $9.75
Followed by the VERY next hand...
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UTG: $25.00
MP: $20.35
Hero (CO): $67.50
BTN: $107.95
SB: $93.40
BB: $25.00
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K
T
2 folds,
Hero raises to $1,
BTN says "lucky", BTN calls $1,
2 folds
Flop: ($2.35) 3
Q
3
(2 players)
BB says "lol", Hero checks, BTN checks
Turn: ($2.35) A
(2 players)
Hero checks,
BTN bets $1, Hero calls $1
River: ($4.35) J
(2 players)
Hero checks,
BTN bets $11.25,
Hero raises to $65.50 all in, BTN calls $54.25
I ended up completely felting the guy later. The whole table was a little disappointed. By that time I had a 700BB+ stack.
So, revision:
I
[x] uberfish
[x] Pokerstars
[x] Boomswitch
[x] July
Bring on August, b#$%#!