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07-31-2009 , 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LexLuthor
F-yeah. $25NL makes me feel like a genius. Then every time I take a small shot at $50NL, I seem to drop 3-5 buy-ins in one session...and then back down again. rinse and repeat. I really feel like I'm playing the exact same way. I can't believe that the level of play is that different...f#$%, it's still all micro stakes. Considering I want to get to $200NL at a minimum, I sometimes feel like I'll never get there.

Okay. I just finished ironing my skirt. Man up, me. Back at it tonight...
It's not that different, it's just running bad that is standard for moving up. No matter how bad you are you're not bad enough to legit loose 3-5 buyins in a sesh due to poor play. Well unless you're really bad...
07-31-2009 , 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hendrix23
It's not that different, it's just running bad that is standard for moving up. No matter how bad you are you're not bad enough to legit loose 3-5 buyins in a sesh due to poor play. Well unless you're really bad...
07-31-2009 , 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JsTs
vallyegoat is the fkcin sickest yo
this
07-31-2009 , 05:16 PM
if he rivered a heart I probably would have flipped my ****. this was my first good hand after 2k hands of card dead nothing and breaking even with careful light 3 betting/cbetting

also this helps confirm my theory that anyone who uses the Arnold looking avatar on FTP is an utter fish.

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (CO): $7.44
BTN: $4.98
SB: $5.02
BB: $3.39
UTG: $6.23

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 2 folds, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.42) T K A (2 players)
BB bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.75, BB raises to $1.30, Hero raises to $4.10, BB calls $1.89 all in

Turn: ($6.80) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($6.80) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $6.80
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
BB shows K 2 (two pair, Kings and Twos)
Hero wins $6.35
(Rake: $0.45)
07-31-2009 , 05:47 PM
This has been the worst week of my cash game career, I start off every day thinking I cant possibly get as many bad beats as I did the day before, but then I do. I usually start off every session negative, sometimes i pull up to even, other times i just end the day in a loss. i have flopped the nuts and lost about 20 times, Every hand I get seems like it never holds up. Every time I have a big hand the absolute worst cards come on the flop/turn possible for my hand.

I am a loser for the week, after being a 7bb/100 player for like 28k hands I have done nothing but lose and lose and lose for a week straight. At what point is this not variance and just me sucking and need to quit? I keep telling myself its variance but the next day is the same thing, and the next, and the next. If it wasn't for rakeback I would be down alot more. Now I find myself waiting for my next rakeback deposit just to get back to where I was the week before.



last week- wasted my life, feel like ****, want to withdraw and try diff site but I feel like they are all the same.
07-31-2009 , 05:58 PM
the same thing happened to me. to be honest, best thing to do is go to some stakes lower than what you normally play, fire up as many tables as you can comfortably play (8 or more) and have at it. iteration > variance


after running more than 10 bi's below EV at $10nl I'm doing this for 100k hands at $5nl before I move back up and having a blast. for now.

i would hazard a guess that if you're running that strong over 28k hands you're probably not a losing player especially if you are indeed getting the money in good as you say.
07-31-2009 , 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cman24687
exactly what happened
thanks
takes all the credit
07-31-2009 , 07:12 PM
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $34.08
CO: $26.85
Hero (BTN): $43.79
SB: $44.63
BB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with A K
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, SB raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.15

Flop: ($6.25) 9 2 J (2 players)
SB bets $4.75, Hero calls $4.75

Turn: ($15.75) A (2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero raises to $36.04 all in, SB calls $25.04

River: ($87.83) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $87.83
Hero shows A K (a pair of Aces)
SB shows T A (two pair, Aces and Tens)
SB wins $84.83
(Rake: $3.00)

Lol @ the thought of villain ever being good here. Apparently he got the memo that I bluff-raise AI on the turn in 3bet pots after being double-barreled into on A-high flops.
07-31-2009 , 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LexLuthor
(1) I manage to get all the money in on the flop as a 98% (49:1) favorite, the knuckle-dragger names my exact hand (which is crushing him), calls anyway with his TPMK, and then runner-runners me in the cruelest fashion (I would have preferred that he spiked the one-outer 6) -- and proceeds to fill the chat box with an endless stream of "HaHAHHHAAAHAhhhahahahahha..."

or

(2) This hand came at the end of a 90-minute session where I managed to lose 5 buy-ins -- by running 4 buy-ins below expectation after getting AA cracked twice (by 57o and T8s), having KK < 22, losing both sides of a flip in CONSECUTIVE HANDS AT THE SAME TABLE [JJ < AK followed immediately by AK < JJ], all in a month where I idiotically bragged to a buddy at the halfway point how awesomely I was crushing $25NL having my second best month ever after only two weeks (I was literally pulling down a ridonkulous 14 PTBB/100 at that point), only to bring the wrath of the Doomswitch upon myself.

Regardless, my FUUUFUHUFUHFUFUFUUUUUU List:
[x] This Villain
[x] Pokerstars
[x] Doomswitch
[X] July

Bring on, August, bitc#$%#.
Not so fast. Just had my first +10 buy-in day ever. At I quit my tables at 11:30P on 7/31/09...so this is still July brag. boo-yah.

Two sample hands. Nomnomnonmnonmnonmm...

Villain is playing 90/8/1.4 over 126 hands. I'm not making this up. He had accumulated a massive stack by the most ridiculous suckouts and luckboxing I had ever seen. It was only a matter of time. There was another reg at the table, and we were falling over each other to get in a pot with this guy.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $25.00
CO: $24.35
Hero (BTN): $32.50
SB: $140.45
BB: $93.65
UTG: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 9 9
SB says "ononon", UTG raises to $1.25, 1 fold, CO calls $1.25, Hero calls $1.25, SB calls $1.15, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.25) 5 9 3 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, CO bets $1, Hero raises to $2.75, SB calls $2.75, UTG folds, CO calls $1.75

Turn: ($13.50) 7 (3 players)
SB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls $12, CO folds

River: ($37.50) T (2 players)
SB bets $6.75, Hero raises to $16.50 all in, SB calls $9.75

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $70.50
Hero shows 9c 9s (three of a kind, Nines)
SB shows 2d Td (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins $67.50
(Rake: $3.00)


Followed by the VERY next hand...

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $25.00
MP: $20.35
Hero (CO): $67.50
BTN: $107.95
SB: $93.40
BB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K T
2 folds, Hero raises to $1, BTN says "lucky", BTN calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 3 Q 3 (2 players)
BB says "lol", Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($2.35) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1, Hero calls $1

River: ($4.35) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $11.25, Hero raises to $65.50 all in, BTN calls $54.25

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $135.35
Hero shows Kc Ts (a straight, Ten to Ace)
BTN shows Ad Jh (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero wins $132.35
(Rake: $3.00)


I ended up completely felting the guy later. The whole table was a little disappointed. By that time I had a 700BB+ stack.

So, revision:

I
[x] uberfish
[x] Pokerstars
[x] Boomswitch
[x] July

Bring on August, b#$%#!
08-01-2009 , 12:37 AM
LOL. I was 2 tabling this god awful regular HU. I have him down $1200 in 2.5k datamined hands. With 1k of that being at NL100 in 900 hands. I play about 40 hands versus him then this happens and he insta leaves both tables.


BTN/SB: $47.80
Hero (BB): $51.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with K A
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN/SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) T K 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $7.00, BTN/SB raises to $16, Hero raises to $46.60, BTN/SB calls $26.80 all in

Final Pot: $95.60
BTN shows K 3
Hero wins $90.80
(Rake: $1.00)


Im not sure why the converter isn't showing turn and river, but the turn was the A. Ship it.



FML. Playing him HU again and I get KK, AA, KK in a row and he folds preflop everytime

Last edited by Dave Coulier; 08-01-2009 at 12:55 AM.
08-01-2009 , 01:34 AM
In before thac-aments
08-01-2009 , 01:45 AM
lol thacaments.

methinks he's outta town atm = the mice are running free.
08-01-2009 , 01:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TITANSMASH
lol thacaments.

methinks he's outta town atm = the mice are running free.
In before....Mod-aments?
08-01-2009 , 02:31 AM
[02:19] Andy: opmg
[02:19] Andy: jodi
[02:19] Andy: ****
[02:19] Andy: 'shoudl i fight
[02:19] Andy: tontight
[02:19] Andy: or not
[02:19] Andy: look at my facebook
[02:19] Andy: and decide
[02:19] Andy: im so ****ing angry
[02:19] Andy: ribht now]
[02:19] Jodi: ya i just saw it
[02:19] Andy: shou.d i do
[02:19] Andy: it
[02:19] Andy: cause i swar
[02:19] Jodi: what happened?
[02:19] Andy: i'll ****ing punch this kid
[02:19] Andy: until he's ****ing deaf
[02:19] Andy: and blind
[02:19] Andy: af ufkcing dead
[02:19] Andy: i sear
[02:19] Andy: yes
[02:20] Andy: or no
[02:20] Andy: is what i need from u
[02:20] Andy: if u tell me now
[02:20] Andy: i'll stop
[02:20] Andy: i promise
[02:20] Andy: if u say hes
[02:20] Andy: im gonna go do it
[02:20] Andy: u havethat muc influence on me
[02:20] Jodi: no dont go and fight him
[02:20] Andy: are yo usure
[02:20] Andy: cause im bigger
[02:20] Andy: stronger
[02:20] Andy: and faster than him
[02:20] Andy: but he's a ****ing bitch
[02:20] Andy: kept calling me on
[02:20] Andy: ALL NIGHT
[02:21] Andy: i honestly
[02:21] Andy: want ot fight
[02:21] Andy: so bad
[02:21] Andy: jodi
[02:21] Andy: are you sure
[02:21] Andy: cause if u tell me to
[02:21] Andy: i'll go do it
[02:21] Andy: 'i swear
[02:21] Andy: but i will listen t oyou
[02:21] Andy: if u say no
[02:21] Andy: then i won't do it
[02:21] Jodi: dont do it
[02:21] Andy: ok
[02:21] Andy: u piss me of so much
[02:21] Andy: but i liove u
[02:21] Andy: cuase i wanna fight him so bad
[02:21] Andy: cause he's such a ****ing pansy
[02:21] Andy: but ****
[02:22] Andy: i know i shouldn't
[02:22] Jodi: fighting him isnt going to make anything better
[02:22] Jodi: you're better then that
[02:23] Andy: yeah it is
[02:23] Andy: it's gonna shut this **** up
[02:23] Jodi: jsut leave it alone and if it happens again then you can fight him
[02:25] Jodi: but what happened?
[02:26] Andy: this ***
[02:27] Andy: started talking **** to me
[02:27] Andy: i threw a punch at him
[02:27] Andy: knocked him cold
[02:27] Andy: sorya
[02:27] Andy: bouncer threw me out
[02:27] Andy: and kid wants to fight me nwo
[02:27] Andy: and he's like
[02:27] Andy: tom's size
[02:27] Andy: i swaer
[02:27] Andy: i'l ****ing rear end him
[02:27] Andy: **** him up so bad
[02:27] Andy: AHHHHHHHHH
[02:27] Andy: I JUST ****ING PUNCHED MY YEAR BOOK BOOK
[02:28] Jodi: do you know this guy?
[02:28] Andy: no
[02:28] Andy: jodi
[02:28] Andy: im so angry
[02:28] Andy: ****
[02:28] Andy: ah
[02:28] Andy: ah
[02:28] Andy: ah
[02:28] Andy: ah
[02:28] Andy: that didn't seem so angy
[02:28] Andy: but i just hit my desk
[02:28] Andy: about 5 times
[02:28] Andy: and i might have borken it
[02:28] Andy: there's a crack
[02:28] Andy: in the middle now
[02:28] Jodi: geez andy
[02:28] Jodi: this guy isnt even worth your anger
[02:29] Andy: god jodie
[02:29] Andy: jodi(
[02:29] Andy: jodi*
[02:29] Andy: if he
[02:29] Andy: EVER
[02:29] Andy: comes near me
[02:29] Andy: i swear
[02:29] Andy: i'll ****ing knock him out
[02:29] Andy: and his freind
[02:29] Andy: hje's so ****ing lucky
[02:29] Andy: they were calling me out
[02:29] Andy: at the bar
[02:29] Andy: and im justl ike yeah
[02:29] Andy: im not gonna fight u at the bar
[02:29] Andy: cause that's ******ed
[02:29] Andy: but i took a cab home with them
[02:29] Andy: and as soon as it stopped
[02:29] Andy: i got out
[02:29] Andy: made the m pay for it
[02:30] Andy: andsaid
[02:30] Andy: u ****ers better be ready to fight
[02:30] Andy: cause im gonna fight right now
[02:30] Andy: cause i just texted my buddy
[02:30] Andy: to come out to the pakring lot
[02:30] Andy: u know andrew wulff? he's a big kid
[02:30] Andy: and they jus twlaked inside
[02:30] Andy: so scarekd
[02:30] Andy: cauase wulff
[02:30] Andy: is ****ing huge
[02:30] Andy: liike bigger than i am
[02:31] Andy: and im a big kid
[02:31] Jodi: ya
[02:31] Jodi: so they came to fight then decided not to?
[02:31] Andy: pretty much
[02:31] Andy: ****ing queers
[02:31] Andy: i swaer
[02:31] Andy: that ****ing packi
[02:31] Andy: i'l kill him
[02:31] Andy: he's like
[02:31] Andy: 1 inch taller than i am
[02:31] Andy: but i hav
[02:32] Andy: about
[02:32] Andy: 40 pounds on th ekid
[02:32] Andy: of muscle
[02:32] Jodi: mhm
[02:33] Jodi: well if they start **** again then you can get mad
[02:33] Jodi: and fight them
[02:34] Andy: ****
[02:34] Andy: THAT
[02:34] Andy: ****
[02:34] Andy: ****ING
[02:34] Andy: SLUTS
2:34] Jodi: calm down
[02:35] Andy: calm down my ass
[02:35] Andy: those kids a re so lucky they were with brett toinght. cause if brett wasn't here, they'd all be ****ed up right now. brett is the ONLY thing that stoped us from ****ing them ALL up tonight. brett is their ****ing god right now
[02:36] Jodi: oh so they were his friends
[02:36] Andy: sort of
[02:36] Andy: there were his firned's frineds
[02:36] Andy: id u know what i mean
[02:36] Andy: A FRINED FO A FRIND OF MINE
[02:36] Jodi: ya
[02:36] Andy: god
[02:36] Andy: im so durnk
[02:37] Andy: NAT
[02:37] Andy: i am NAST DRUNK
[02:37] Andy: this suit is NAT drunk
[02:37] Jodi: i think you are drunk
[02:37] Andy: naw
[02:37] Andy: sober as a bird

Last edited by Valleygoat; 08-01-2009 at 02:36 AM.
08-01-2009 , 02:35 AM
You know all these times you keep copying and pasting IM's with my name on it and I'm like "wait that's not me"
08-01-2009 , 04:04 AM
honestly im lucky i'm not in a hospital right now. kid i wnated to fight i can handle easy. his 4 friend i probalby can't.
08-01-2009 , 06:43 AM
ban
08-01-2009 , 03:39 PM
i can dodge bullets, baby

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $6.70
BB: $4.36
UTG: $3.80
MP: $4.51
CO: $4.04
Hero (BTN): $7.16

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with K A
2 folds, CO calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.20, 1 fold, BB calls $0.15, CO calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.62) T A 8 (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50

Turn: ($2.12) 5 (3 players)
BB checks, CO bets $3.34 all in, Hero folds, BB folds

Final Pot: $2.12
CO shows A 5 (two pair, Aces and Fives)
CO wins $1.98
(Rake: $0.14)

      
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