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[Greg1075]

The much often forgotten of winning big pots. Flop the nuts monsters while your the other guy flops a very strong hand.

[Soulwaxical]

Originally Posted by HU4hoes

whats enjoyable about being dealt 20hands an hour and having to listen to people crap and acting like they are the nuts when it comes to poker? :/

Nothing actually. Ive rarely play live but play at Bolton now and again. The best Ive ever found is that some people are bearable, mainly because they sit there in silcence. Everybody else seems to be an complete ****, mostly because they make the same jokes repeatedly, recycle the same poker lines and tank for about 2 mins in small pots when you know they aren't actually thinking of anything at all.

Only thing that makes up for it is that they are all terrible. Like really really bad. But you will just have to sit there and play ABC poker, and listen to them whilst you do it. And watch while almost every hand is played through to the river taking as long as possible.

Yeah just stay at home.

[Michael Tavallaei]

I can't wait for all of the fish to sit at my table.

[fsn]

Originally Posted by Soulwaxical

tank for about 2 mins in small pots when you know they aren't actually thinking of anything at all.

this is the best. My friends do it as well in homegames, i'd always like to ask what are they thinking but i know they're just thinking "call or not"

[GOONERCAM]

You angsty little tarts would do well to just socialise #winninglivesession#lolatmyimage

[GOONERCAM]

Oh and Dylan nice hand but we all knew most 25nl grinders would be where you are if they ran the same #drunkandhomosecksial

[GOONERCAM]

Final table of a tournament today, 3 limps, 457r flop guy leads 8k and folds to 50k all in face up with 44. Nearly died. She showed A7o #putheronpocketsevens

[Burnss]

2+2 redirects to twitter? odd..

[sharkbaitOHH]

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $10(BB) Cake Poker
($1,631)
Hero ($2,022)

Dealt to Hero A Q

Hero raises to $23.34, raises to $96.68, Hero calls $73.34

FLOP ($193) 3 2 2

bets $96.68, Hero calls $96.68

TURN ($386) 3 2 2 2

bets $222, Hero calls $222

RIVER ($830) 3 2 2 2 5

bets $1,215 (AI), Hero calls $1,215

shows T J
(Pre 40%, Flop 25.6%, Turn 17.0%)

Hero shows A Q
(Pre 60%, Flop 74.4%, Turn 83.0%)

Hero wins $3,261

[Burnss]

Originally Posted by sharkbaitOHH

.

you a blue or red line man?

[sharkbaitOHH]

I'm a man of all lines that point upwards, I do not discriminate

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $10(BB) Replayer
($2,679)
Hero ($2,299)

Dealt to Hero J A

Hero raises to $23.34, raises to $96.68, Hero calls $73.34

FLOP ($193) 5 7 J

bets $128, Hero calls $128

TURN ($451) 5 7 J K

bets $451, Hero calls $451

RIVER ($1,353) 5 7 J K 7

bets $2,002 (AI), Hero calls $1,622 (AI)

Hero shows J A
(Pre 60%, Flop 52.3%, Turn 72.7%)

shows 6 Q
(Pre 40%, Flop 47.7%, Turn 27.3%)

Hero wins $4,598

[Megloooo]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/69...-pool-1202716/

1 spot left in euro pool, deadline in 4.5 hours

[VithelTone]

geez, what a station.

[udbrky]

Originally Posted by GOONERCAM

Final table of a tournament today, 3 limps, 457r flop guy leads 8k and folds to 50k all in face up with 44. Nearly died. She showed A7o #putheronpocketsevens

wise fold.

late in a tourney I played in a couple weeks ago, similar flop....

MP bets, LP calls, BB raises, MP 3bets, LP folds, BB 4bets, MP 5bets, BB shoves

MP tanks, and finally calls.

BB has 64

MP has A8

875r flop

Turn 7

River 7

BB proceeds to almost blow brains out in parking lot. This was one of the most brutal beats I've ever witnessed.

[udbrky]

Originally Posted by HU4hoes

whats enjoyable about being dealt 20hands an hour and having to listen to people crap and acting like they are the nuts when it comes to poker? :/

1) Go to a place with better dealers who don't drool over themselves and can chew their own food.

2) Guide conversation, talk about more interesting **** so these people can't talk.