Good thing I came across this thread. I realized I've been wearing this old ****ty hoodie all this time. I used to think it was okay because it kept me warm and it fit me, but now I see what a ****ing life fish I was. **** on the inside wasn't even made of terry cloth!
What a ****ing ugly sweatshirt, huh? No wonder girls never came and hit on me when I was wearing it.
Luckily, I was able to find the one that CBorders posted, it is sooo sick. It was a bit pricey - I was thinking maybe instead I should use the money to buy groceries for the next 3 weeks, or take a round trip flight to NYC, maybe even feed 18 starving African families for a month. But, then I thought, **** it. I can't be seen walking around like a little bitch in that old raggedy thing. **** groceries, **** New York, and **** Africa. Got me a new hoodie yo! Problem is, now I gotta get something to protect myself from all the women that will attack me when they see how soft and form-fitting my clothes are. I'm gonna be totally irresistible, so I may have to be selective about when I choose to wear it.