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Well I haven't seen him in four years, so no guarantees that didn't happen, though I imagine it didn't.

In any case, he was a physically unattractive man who told ~50 bad jokes per day and maybe one good joke every couple of months, and he actually said that his wife doesn't like his jokes either (obviously I was always quick to tell him as well), so the fact that he was a highly-paid engineer had to be his in. I just hope that she's hot; I never met her. He was a good guy regardless of his horrible sense of humor.

11-18-2012 , 02:21 PM

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Vintage00

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As much as I'd love to see a Cocktail Party rematch for the Natty, I'm can't pull for Florida against FSU.

**** ND obv. UGA gotta stop w/ the bull**** stupid 5 yd penalties if they want a snowballs chance in hell vs bama

11-18-2012 , 03:10 PM

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LazyTops5

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FSU Georgia title game imo

11-18-2012 , 03:34 PM

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LKJ

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FSU Georgia title game imo

Total viewers: 250.

11-18-2012 , 03:50 PM

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dkgojackets

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no chance for fsu, their computer ratings are terrible

11-18-2012 , 04:07 PM

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LKJ

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An ACC team in the title game would be so bad. Anyway yeah no realistic chance.

11-20-2012 , 12:25 AM

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LKJ

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Got a text tonight from a Bears fan - not a real one, but a bigamist who claims to be a Colts and Bears fan - saying "stop rooting for the Bears. You're jinxing us." Zugs would approve of this ridiculousness.

11-20-2012 , 12:28 AM

#2458

dkgojackets

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this game hurts the eyes but will pale in comparison to next mondays appalling injection of super aids

11-20-2012 , 12:33 AM

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LKJ

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Nothing could hurt a person's eyes like Jim Harbaugh being happy. If he shows up at an IU hoops game again this year I will quickly drive down 37 and take out his knee like Jim Schwartz should have.

11-20-2012 , 12:36 AM

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dkgojackets

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how about when your team has a 4th and 1 past midfield that could win the game and you see ron rivera on the sidelines

11-20-2012 , 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

how about when your team has a 4th and 1 past midfield that could win the game and you see ron rivera on the sidelines

I was fuming at that with you this time. Tampa is one of the only teams that can realistically beat the Seahawks out if the Seahawks have a reasonable ending to the season given their schedule.

11-20-2012 , 12:57 AM

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LazyTops5

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Yeah that rivera was just terrible and he sealed his fate

Anyway, its hilarious how bad the thursday and monday night games have been

11-20-2012 , 01:30 PM

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Yeah that rivera was just terrible and he sealed his fate

Anyway, its hilarious how bad the thursday and monday night games have been

Thursday night shouldn't be too surprising since there has only been one good matchup on paper thus far. Titans-Steelers wasn't that bad of a game either. But you can't schedule games like Browns-Ravens, Colts-Jags, Dolphins-Bills and expect them to be good. But since every team plays a Thursday game, you can't expect them all to be good. They saved a lot of the potentially good matchups for Thanksgiving.

But Falcons-Saints will be a good game, and I've been looking forward to that one for weeks.

11-20-2012 , 01:43 PM

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dkgojackets

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well the NFLN thursday night games are the last pick so it makes sense they are lousy

11-21-2012 , 12:52 AM

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LazyTops5

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...scoring-record

11-21-2012 , 12:54 AM

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LKJ

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Spoiler:

11-21-2012 , 01:45 AM

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just saw that, insane. what a joker.

also absurd is that with an ND loss and a win vs FSU, UF is in the MNC. i mean the odds of that are like 15% so whatever not getting my hopes up, but i almost want ND to win. this UF team would be by far the worst team that i can recall being in the title game and against bama things could get embarrassing.

11-21-2012 , 02:11 AM

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mullen

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The Bama game could be an embarrassment for ND too, but Jesus is on their side this year

11-21-2012 , 02:27 AM

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im not concerned so much for the game quality. idk if you remember but i went to UF so i really do not want to see them get kicked to the curb in front of the entire world. but on the other hand, the same thing happening to ND would give me a lot of joy.

11-24-2012 , 08:25 PM

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LazyTops5

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Well that sucked. Tebow lost but the phaggot gators won.

11-24-2012 , 08:27 PM

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LKJ

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It's just as well that the ACC knows their place.

Last edited by LKJ; 11-24-2012 at 08:27 PM. Reason: Their place is low.

11-24-2012 , 08:32 PM

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LazyTops5

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The sec is clearly the best conference but the gators are clearly the worst team in Florida and because of this outcome I am rooting for neutered Dane to win tonight.

11-24-2012 , 08:37 PM

#2473

LKJ

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Yeah the Gators have nothing on the UCF Knights...

11-24-2012 , 08:39 PM

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LazyTops5

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Oh bey.

We can all agree Erin Andrews is hot as **** though.

11-24-2012 , 08:45 PM

#2475

LKJ

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In all seriousness though, I have no idea how UF could be considered anything but the best team in the state of Florida this year. State of Florida isn't having its strongest CFB year, but they appear to have won out as the best team in it. Seminoles are like the only other halfway respectable team in that state. Canes aren't good, USF and UCF obviously way below Florida's level...I don't know if there are even other teams in that state. Seems like there would be but that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

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