I'd love to be offended, but that was reasonably spot on for 2005-2006. The Mitts have not popped a collar since then.

mine is horribly different. but it's expected cuz i act and post totally different than i look

lol'd hard at gocubsgo picture of gg, idk why everyone has pics of douche bags for gg and im fully black not half lol plus i look nothing like what you posted, ive been told i look like 50 cent and chamillionaire back in high school.

karak

And no im not toomanyletters, this is the first account i made on 2+2, although i have another gimmic account i rarely use

everything in this post is true to the best of my knowledge btw (and ive known this for a little otherwise i woulda told everyone LDO)

bicyclecasinodailyfreerollmichael:


GG:

Are people still guessing what GG looks like? Hes posted pics of himself, well a vlog...

I thought he was black.

I highly doubt goofy is anybody but Michael cera

Ok here my girl situation as of now. Ive gone on 3 dates with this one smoking hot Latino chick that goes to Northwestern. I only get to see her like once a week for now but we are taking it slow. She most definitely likes me but shes only had 1 boyfriend in her life. And it was the dude through which i met her. She laughs at all my dumb jokes and i think hes the coolest girl i ever met.The 1st time we hung out at the end of the date she said we can upgrade to a hug. On the 2nd date i forgot to upgrade. So on the 3rd date i said we should upgrade to a kiss. And she ended up saying on the cheek and i got a kiss on the cheek lol. She not stuck up at all, just seems kind of prudish. Plus shes always got stuff for school since she goes to one of them genius universities and wants to be a doctor. Plan is to hang out with her next week cuz of tests this week. She is GF material and the one girl now that im really into. I know she doesnt talk to any other guys so i think i have a good chance with her.

But now theres other chicks i can try to bang before i hang out with her. Recently i just dropped a math class. Since day 1 in that class ive been flirting it up with this one hot freshmen white girl. She was hella cute and im sure wanted the chode. Well on like the 3rd week of school i got her number and she said shes down to hang out with me after school. Plus we live kinda of close to each other. But like a week ago she finally decides to mention she has a boyfriend. Since im not gonna be in that class anymore i figure i might as well try to talk to her this week. And convince her to hang out with me. My line is gonna be "you said you would hang out sometime, but then you tell me you have a boyfriend so he must be a douche if you thought about hanging out with me".
I should do this right i mean if it fails i got nothing to lose.

Then theres this other Mexican girl in class today that want my balls too. Talking to her since 1st day in class. I finally took her number down today Shes a freshmen too and seems kinda shy. So i know she doesnt talk to alot of dudes. After class she usually waits up for me and we kinda walk out and go off to the other building. Shes got long breaks during the week, so the plan there is to hang out with her during the week maybe bring her back to my house or something. She also lives 1 hour out of town in some suburb and i know shes not in the city often. So i know i got a chance to hit it, if i take her out somewhere nice downtown or something.

So im still set on trying to get girl 1 to be my GF, but i still wanna try to get some ass from those other women

"leveling the dating threads" has been done to death and just isn't funny anymore. Seriously, it's boring, stop doing it.

If the above is serious, then:

The first one isn't very into you, sorry dude. Stop being weird with her and she might be into you. LOLOL @ Northwestern being a genius school. I also hope you don't speak like you type.

The second one is probably not into you, if you want to have sex with her, mentioning her boyfriend and calling her out on thinking about being unfaithful is lolbad and you shouldn't do it.

The third one might like you, who knows?

Good advice mittens im taking what your saying into consideration lol not go back under your bridge troll. Well i will agree with you and not call the girl out on being unfaithful. But first one is my best chance

ChodeZilla gone chodezilla

Just show them your hamster farm and sharkscope graph....

hes a wigga fwiw

LOL sharkscope, ima fight hard to get 1st girl. Forgot to say she also doesnt drink, smoke, and doesnt ever go to bars. Shes basically a nerdyish girl whos super smart and funny. And i forgot to mention im like a 9 when it comes to a scale of hotness and yes i do talk like this in real life Mittens

Mexican chicks are all looking to trap you with a kid. She'll tell you she's on the pill, let you smush, then go hang upside down for an hour.

rofl

did someone just say they are a 9 itt, talk about being big headed lol

btw anyone who runs intricate levels on us here that result in anything but super useful discussion or hilariousness is probably going to get banned

so dont do it. not that anyone is doing it right now (at least that's blatantly obvious), but for future advisement.

inciting the thread into flame wars or derailing us for your own personal enjoyment is not going to be taken well unless we all get more enjoyment out of it than you do

and any guy who refers to himself as a 9 clearly has no conception of how women view attractiveness in men

Three dates to get a kiss on the cheek has to be a level -- at least I hope.

This thread blows back to BBV/NVG. The mods here are too mean for me.

QFt haha

k ttyl

chode, ive seen a pic of you, i think a 9 is a very good exaggeration...