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"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes "Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes

06-06-2010 , 01:33 PM
that thread is addicting, i study several hours a day and read it at night, lol.
06-06-2010 , 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
that thread is addicting, i study several hours a day and read it at night, lol.
Aren't you the one that says he has no time for the girl that wants to come over and bang him?
06-06-2010 , 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Flyingbanana
lolol I failed again tonight, probably worst fail of my life so far.
Cliffs, girl invites me back to hers for some tea (british, we dont do coffee), we chat for a bit until 3am ish, she invites me into her room to see what it looks like. I'm tired and say I'd better go home, she then offers for me to sleep round her house as theres a spare room, she kisses me on cheek and hug at the door. She then even offered to walk me home.

I think I just screwed up the impossible.


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Originally Posted by il_martilo
Oh. My. ****ing. God.

How am I so bad at cold approaching?

This **** is unreal. I'm out tonight obv, and make eye contact on 4 different occassions with this completely adorable girl. It's one of those places where you're sort of dancing and sort of just chilling and talking, but she's with two girlfriends and I saw three different dudes open and get shot down. Naturally, I ****ing talk myself out of opening although she'd basically given me a clear signal I needed to get the **** over there. It was the easiest thing too-- be normal, compliment her dancing, show her I know what I'm doing, and we'd be off to the races.

5 minutes later I start chatting with a cute girl that hates life and made me want to stab my eyeballs out.

Holy ****ing fail batman.
06-06-2010 , 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by GoodGame
arghhhh back to reading it and now ruined my sleep schedule again. its just tooo good.

Spoiler:
im at the part with nicole and rainbow. he's just now going to a college bar and the plan is to flirt with rainbow infront of her so she'll breakup with him. i really feel bad for nicole though. she seemed like the first normal girl in the story and the story seems to be leading to him ****ing with her head


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Spoiler:
just finished the nicole chapter. super ****ed up. what if she really did kill herself he'd have to fill super guilty. the story is sounding more and more fiction but idgaf really.
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Wow, wttttttttttttttttttfffffffffffffffffff. This can't be real - I'm also dying for some pictures of all these chicks. He seems corrupted with his 'powers' but I'm with you, I don't care, it's a fun story nonetheless.
06-06-2010 , 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Wrane
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Wow, wttttttttttttttttttfffffffffffffffffff. This can't be real - I'm also dying for some pictures of all these chicks. He seems corrupted with his 'powers' but I'm with you, I don't care, it's a fun story nonetheless.
Spoiler:
The Jen story was pretty epic, she sounded really hot, I would have loved to seen a pic of her.
The Kim story where he F***** her at her parents house with her dad walking in and seeing them plus having breakfast with them was funny as well
06-06-2010 , 09:10 PM
Are you guys seriously posting this in spoilers?

It's not Scream 2.
06-06-2010 , 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by SoloAJ
Are you guys seriously posting this in spoilers?
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No, they're not. Why do you ask?
06-06-2010 , 09:31 PM
i was disappointed when someone said he gets a 3some. i'm at the part with natalie and olivia where the tension is rising, kinda sucks to already assume he's getting it with them

sidenote- i was in 6th grade when all of his stories take place lol
06-06-2010 , 09:32 PM
You guyz are qweaa
06-06-2010 , 09:41 PM
Jesus, just downloaded the .doc, 177 ****ing pages??? Seriously?
06-06-2010 , 09:58 PM
Yeah, this is an entertaining read and all, but I'm not really sure how it relates to this thread. This dude gets laid but he's also a gigantic assho1e and I in no way, shape, or form would want to be like him. It sounds like the motivation for writing this is that he was like "hay guys I used to be a super nice/shy/etc guy in HS but I worked my way out of it and now I get girls all the time!" when he left out the part that he became a total douche in the process. Do not want.
06-06-2010 , 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
Yeah, this is an entertaining read and all, but I'm not really sure how it relates to this thread. This dude gets laid but he's also a gigantic assho1e and I in no way, shape, or form would want to be like him. It sounds like the motivation for writing this is that he was like "hay guys I used to be a super nice/shy/etc guy in HS but I worked my way out of it and now I get girls all the time!" when he left out the part that he became a total douche in the process. Do not want.
Being highly successful without being a giant ******* is a tough process. This thread is more or less about that process.
06-06-2010 , 10:15 PM
This thread here or the one we're talking about on the bodybuilding forum? If the latter, does he eventually realize what a dbag he is?
06-06-2010 , 10:27 PM
ya he knows he's a huge douche. he even wanted to commit suicide at one point. says he's still an ******* to this day and talks about how he flirts with girls despite being married and hints towards wanting to cheat now. ppl need to just take it for what it's worth, an entertaining read. i skip any post that's not a story and would never ask for advice from him.

i find some of his lines cringe-worthy awkward but it's just really good overall. i'm on page 68
06-06-2010 , 10:39 PM
Hero --> cocky --> dbag --> ???
06-06-2010 , 10:56 PM
idk goofy, not saying necessarily that anyone should try to be like him, but the TRs when put together give a VERY good look at the dynamics that take place btwn the genders imo.
06-06-2010 , 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by GoodGame
arghhhh back to reading it and now ruined my sleep schedule again. its just tooo good.

im at the part with nicole and rainbow. he's just now going to a college bar and the plan is to flirt with rainbow infront of her so she'll breakup with him. i really feel bad for nicole though. she seemed like the first normal girl in the story and the story seems to be leading to him ****ing with her head
Nicole is a stage 5 clinger, she's worse than a female goofyballer.

(I refuse to put this in spoilers)
06-06-2010 , 11:11 PM
I agree with his parts about dropping the bitch shields.
06-06-2010 , 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Grow
If this ridiculous story is true I'm pretty sure it was a fluke.
I'm assuming his was a story from college. If it is then I completely believe it. College girls are a completely different breed, and I love em for it
06-06-2010 , 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Wrane
I agree with his parts about dropping the bitch shields.
x2

I gotta say its an entertaining read and very well written

The Nicole story is pretty rough though
06-06-2010 , 11:46 PM
I'll eventually start reading this douche bag's story, sounds intriguing.

In the mean time, I may have a sort of date tomorrow. Girl off pof, I sent her kind of a strange message more as an experiment than anything else. I did a cold read like "I can tell deep down that you feel x." I guess she bought it cause she insta-shipped digits and we've been texting all day, with her initiating a decent bit. So I invited her to this concert tomorrow and she said yes. She is 6 feet tall but very cute imo. Should be interesting, tall girls never like me. I'm 5' 10" fwiw.

Issues to deal with:

1. We live like an hour away from each other. Not an issue because tomorrow we'll meet in the middle I think. But she already sort of made fun of it. Best way to deflect if it comes up?

2. I am only in my hometown for 2 more weeks before I leave for a very long time. She doesn't know this. I've dealt with this situation many times before cause I have moved around a lot, but I never really found a good solution. (One time I met a girl 2 weeks before transferring, came back to visit 2 months later, called her as if I was still a student, she never knew, just thought I had a busy 2 months.) But, yeah, I am not exactly sure how to handle this. I'm going to tell the truth if she asks, cause I don't really wanna be an ******* and I don't wanna lie. Ideally it just won't come up. We can hang out a few times and then I'll just say I got a job offer or something and I gotta move immediately. I dunno. Advice?

Also any good angle to shoot after concert is over, and we are both like 45 minutes from our homes, in opposite directions, and it's like 8 pm? I feel like even if it's going really well, she can't really justify coming out to my place. Logistics are gonna be a bitch.
06-06-2010 , 11:58 PM
Monday night date 30+ mintues from each other is gonna be tricky to change venue to your place or hers. I'd say your odds be very low. Car action is your best bet.

If she brings up distance, change the subject/ignore would be a good start IMO
06-07-2010 , 12:53 AM
LKJ, I just couldn't believe people cared enough about that thread to worry about it being spoiled in parts. I guess it's because when I saw how long it was, I immediately said no way.

I clearly am in the minority in this thread. You all seem to dig it.

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Originally Posted by goofyballer
Nicole is a stage 5 clinger, she's worse than a female goofyballer.

(I refuse to put this in spoilers)
Atta boy.
06-07-2010 , 12:55 AM
GCG, I have to imagine that you going to her place is your only hopes of anything on that given night. That's a brutal situation early in dating. Much easier to live an hour apart when you're already through opening stages.
06-07-2010 , 01:17 AM
lol no ones gonna remember me posting about my A super long ago. just talked to her tonight for a while.

small background: 2nd girl i've ever wanted to date in my life. she was the complete opposite of my ex in my mind. 4.0 student, going to a good college, still a virgin. i was thoroughly convinced we'd date in the next few weeks and it never happened.

we gradually talked less and less and now we're at about once every 2 weeks or so. today we got on the topic of parties and stuff. i don't have stories like the ones from that bodybuilding forum but i have the standard like ****ed in a bathroom at parties, random one night stands, and even a 3some gone wrong.

after talking for a while something completely changed with her. this whole time i thought she was different and wanted a good honest guy, and i was ready to not be a douche since i cheated on my last gf and stuff. now it hit me... she's lived such a sheltered and good life that now that she's finally drinking and going to parties she just wants a "bad boy" (as lame as that phrase is) to bring around and maker her friends jealous. i thought she was different and above that but nope she's just a stereotypical girl.

so the goodnews is now i could change the direction this is going in. bad news is i don't want her anywhere near as much. ya she's attractive, fun, and not a huge slut... but she's not as different as i had made her out to be

      
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