Saturday night was a 90's themed bar crawl for two friends. Idk how many went but the FB event said 70 going, 40 maybes. I'm younger than most so I chose to dress in my elementary school uniform since I was born in 1990 and replicated my old name tag that teachers have you make for your desk. It was a great way to have ppl automatically remember your name and to just get attention in general since my shorts were way above my knees. It only cost me $19 at Khols for the shirt+shorts too.
The day before I was talking in my group chat about asking our 90's crushes out. Mine is married with a kid but I still sent the message just so I could screen shot it and put it in the event page. Some girls I've never met commented on it saying how funny/great it was.
Also in that group chat is a guy who is a mutual friend of a tinder match. And we were all posting matches we had with mutual friends that day. So when she messaged me first I thought it'd be funny to have her meet up. And she was for the most part down, but said maybe I'll let you know.
She's 32, blonde-russian who was hot but not sure English was her first language so she had no idea what I meant when I told her I showed her to my group chat and her bio was worded very clunky, if that makes sense? So I leave my number in my last message Friday night.
On Saturday the bars started at 5, I pre drank with the birthday ppl at 4. So by like 8pm I was pretty drunk at our 3rd bar. Mostly drinking wine (glasses at the house, bottle at the first bar) and Jameson and an occasional beer. Then this girl basically gave me the "I'm into you" vibes. So I sat by her and by the time we left that bar everyone was well aware we were going to hookup.
But before we left the blonde russian text me saying "hey I'm parking" loll. I was like there's no way I'm capable of finessing this situation, even if I was sober it'd be hard with her not understanding like sarcasm and complicated social situations, and it would take a lot of help from friends but the ones I'm with aren't good at that stuff like my black friends would be.
But when I see her she is talking to other ppl, or at least a guy, so I'm thinking she may know more than just the one mutual friend and she can just mingle. I say hi, she asks if that's my gf, I say no we met tonight. Idk what else I said but I basically abandoned her for the sure thing.
I get one drink at the last bar stop around 9-9:30, already spent close to $100 and am drunk and SDSU girl is there and me and her are not on talking terms after last Saturday (three day binge drinking blurr I never TR'd). So I get us an Uber and we go to her house. We do bong rips and I'm the biggest weed lightweight so it KO's me but we makeout a lot. At one point we wakeup and she blows me on the couch and idk if it's from being cross faded on alcohol with weed and never cumming off blowjobs but I swear when came I felt like it was mixed with me peeing in her mouth. Felt like I came forever.
She went to the bathroom and I remember being so high on the couch paranoid af that I pee'd in her mouth lol. We slept on the couch. I kept trying to get her upstairs but she was extremely firm that wouldn't happen. As well as not having sex. She had a guy roommate so idk if they had some weird dynamic but at one point I was like wait I hear footsteps I think he's coming downstairs, and that made her blow me even harder almost like she wanted to show off. He didn't come down though. I never asked details about it.
We went home from the bars early so in the morning I was pretty rested, fingered her on the couch and tried to have sex but she said no then she blew me again and I finished in her mouth pretty fast. I got an Uber right after and told her to text me when she was up and functioning and she did, that day she sent "just finished brunch, I'm ready for a nap and ninja warrior". Which I thought was very specific and quirky lol. Overall she was very 6/10 but cool.
Here's the convo with 32yo Russian so I think I made the right move. Also she double-texted me like 15min apart so you never know, it may still happen.
I haven't had many random hookups recently or in 2015 in general so it felt good to have a night out like I used to TR a lot of, that doesn't end with me at SDSU's or with Twitter girl or 20yo or TB.