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06-30-2015 , 11:51 AM
lmao

I think I'll spend the money on actual teeth whiter and keep flossing and brushing so my filter in real life makes my teeth look white
06-30-2015 , 12:03 PM
Jesus
06-30-2015 , 06:41 PM
Don't want to politard up one of my favorite lurkable threads, but read this today and thought it was relevant to all you young players out there:

Reason article on "affirmative consent"

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The American Law Institute (ALI)—a respected body of professors, judges, and lawyers that draft model laws oft adopted in whole by state and federal government—has spent the past three years deliberating over sexual assault statutes (an area it hadn't revisited since 1962). A draft of the group's recommendations, released in May, endorsed "the position that an affirmative expression of consent, either by words or conduct, is always an appropriate prerequisite to sexual intercourse, and that the failure to obtain such consent should be punishable under" criminal law.
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In [the memo], readers have been asked to consider the following scenario: "Person A and Person B are on a date and walking down the street. Person A, feeling romantically and sexually attracted, timidly reaches out to hold B’s hand and feels a thrill as their hands touch. Person B does nothing, but six months later files a criminal complaint. Person A is guilty of Criminal Sexual Contact' under proposed Section 213.6(3)(a)."
06-30-2015 , 07:07 PM
Lol at that example jfc
06-30-2015 , 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by LazyTops5
Lol at that example jfc
But its the way society is going.

Every little action that is unwanted or causes hurt feelings is getting legislated into effect.

It makes real assault and battery become trivialized, cause such a wide definition of assault will be used.

We all know there's a difference between rape and unwanted advances,but to criminalize asking Mary to the dance one too many times is not going to help true sexual assaults cause.

I'm so glad I'm not on a college campus anymore, it seems way too many people in college are just walking around waiting to be offended, at least in the real world its not that bad.....yet.
06-30-2015 , 07:39 PM
Ill take a crazy shot in the dark and say that committe or what you want to call it is run by an old woman.
06-30-2015 , 07:39 PM
That example is insane and I'm usually more liberal than most with what defines sexual harassment/assault
06-30-2015 , 09:59 PM
We are all gonna get done girled
06-30-2015 , 11:13 PM
ALI is a joke. It's all academic ivory tower mofo's who never practiced and have no practical abilities to apply the law, only theoretical.
07-01-2015 , 10:55 AM
Speaking of teeth whitening, just ordered some off amazon. 4.5 stars over 1200 ratings and $35. Will report back with results
07-01-2015 , 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by CCuster_911
Speaking of teeth whitening, just ordered some off amazon. 4.5 stars over 1200 ratings and $35. Will report back with results
That sounds like what I ordered awhile back. It was solid, definitely worth the 35$. Took my teeth from hoth white to shiny white in 2 weeks.
07-01-2015 , 12:11 PM
Name of the product both you guys bought?
07-01-2015 , 12:46 PM
Can't link cause on phone but it's amazon title is:

Shine Whitening - Professional Teeth Whitening Kit - (2) 5cc syringes and mouth trays
07-01-2015 , 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by CCuster_911
Can't link cause on phone but it's amazon title is:

Shine Whitening - Professional Teeth Whitening Kit - (2) 5cc syringes and mouth trays
Does it mean you can't drink coffee for two weeks for example?
07-01-2015 , 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by CCuster_911
Can't link cause on phone but it's amazon title is:

Shine Whitening - Professional Teeth Whitening Kit - (2) 5cc syringes and mouth trays
Yep, same one I used. I don't drink coffee, so I'm honestly not sure, but I don't think it was a problem. It was mostly just 15-20 minutes a few times a week if I remember correctly, + obviously brushing and flossing.
07-01-2015 , 03:50 PM
I imagine it's fine. A simple keyword search of the reviews doesn't return a single person complaining about not being able to drink coffee(all used are talking about coffee stained teeth).

I don't drink coffee either so not to concerned. I'll let you know if the manual says not to.
07-01-2015 , 09:16 PM
Hey guys. Long time lurker in this thread and remember there are a few people here who live in Austin. I just moved to Austin from Vegas. Any recommendations for good first date spots? I live downtown on Rainey street and have just been taking most girls out there, but looking for other good ideas. Thanks
07-01-2015 , 09:26 PM
I was in austin a year for grad school. TCD Dyansty is the one you would really want to PM.

Rainey seems like a great location. Assuming you are a yo pro, I would do some west 6th or anything within 2-3 blocks of dirty(but off dirty). I took a few tinder girls(lol amateur hour) to east 6th too if I felt that was their vibe

Just yelp and read reviews imo.

I assume TCD could help you be more GTO in terms of dating.

I would just wander w. 6th and around dirty around 6-7 one night and see where hot girls are sitting on dates. Take them there.
07-01-2015 , 09:40 PM
Thanks Custer! Went out to west 6th Friday and definitely found several spots that seemed promising. Trying to find some places to do something besides the standard drinks so will definitely do more research on yelp. Also may pm TCD if I can't find out from yelp/google search.

On a side note, I can't believe how many beautiful girls there are here. Seems like you see them everywhere you go. Blows Vegas out of the water IMO. Also they seem way cooler and down to earth. Definitely liking this city a lot so far.
07-02-2015 , 02:42 AM
I miss Austin

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07-03-2015 , 09:57 AM
Heading to Lake Tahoe today. Should be a **** show. Only negative is I'm pretty broke so I only have like $300 for the weekend so I can't gamble.
07-04-2015 , 02:00 PM
Sup fellas,

Now I work fulltime and slowly starting to get my **** together I would like to go on more dates in the near future, Ive met a few girls off tinder since i got this job but they were all sluts that were only good for a quickie when im horny. surprisingly I am now looking for something a bit more meaningful and serious.

I going to start going on more dates so I want to know what you guys think of boat dates as a first date? anyone have any experience with it? its something ive never done so would like yalls opinion. I mean boat date as in youre both in the boat and you take turns rowing it or pedalo where you both ride it.

Ive looked at the prices at its only £10 per person to hire for one hour which is reasonable for a day out.
07-04-2015 , 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by wsopmichael
Sup fellas,

Now I work fulltime and slowly starting to get my **** together I would like to go on more dates in the near future, Ive met a few girls off tinder since i got this job but they were all sluts that were only good for a quickie when im horny. surprisingly I am now looking for something a bit more meaningful and serious.

I going to start going on more dates so I want to know what you guys think of boat dates as a first date? anyone have any experience with it? its something ive never done so would like yalls opinion. I mean boat date as in youre both in the boat and you take turns rowing it or pedalo where you both ride it.

Ive looked at the prices at its only £10 per person to hire for one hour which is reasonable for a day out.
Just avoid the icebergs.
But seriously if you can embark something to drink it sounds pretty cool?
07-05-2015 , 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by dab
Hey guys. Long time lurker in this thread and remember there are a few people here who live in Austin. I just moved to Austin from Vegas. Any recommendations for good first date spots? I live downtown on Rainey street and have just been taking most girls out there, but looking for other good ideas. Thanks
Bangers on Rainey is a great place especially if the weather is nice.
07-05-2015 , 12:57 PM
Tahoe TR:

I get to the campsite at 7pm. My brother and cousin had been here since the morning and already killed 18 coronas of a 24 pack. We drink the rest and walk to the liquor store getting 24 bud light and bottle of fireball and redbull. We play beer pong with my 13yo nephew as my partner and I just drink double since I need to catch up to them. The handicap I get is if my nephew makes a cup he gets to rock-paper-scissors someone and if he wins its another cup. We lost the first two but won the last and then got dressed to go out. My brother is a spazz and literally didn't pack one pair of pants and only had one non-tank top. So I dressed nice, cousin same, brother was in unaesthetic blue basketball shorts, my converses, and my red vneck. He took a long time to convince to go but he's married so he has less motivation.

We start walking and call Cabs and everything is a 2hr wait and no Ubers running. We start walking and eventually I take a piss at some motel's bushes and see an old Hawaiin guy getting into a beat mini van and yell for him to stop. He happily says he'll drive us to the casinos for $20 and gives me his number incase I want the same deal back. This is the moment on my snapchat when I say "snap chatting from a make-shift cab" or something.

Walk into Harrahs and holy **** its a **** show. Literally not one ugly person and most I've ever seen in a venue. Turns out one of the casinos had a black out so all the traffic spilled into the rest. Everyone jn club dresses but club is at capacity so ppl are just crowding bars and doing nothing. I try to get a drink for 30min and no luck, my brother gives up and says he's going to walk back. It was a buzz kill. But then me and my cousin go to mont blue and it's slightly less packed and slightly less attractive but still 8+'s everywhere. We go to a bar and my cousin grabs a table which was clutch because we kind of just merge groups with everyone around.

At the bar this girl keeps touching me while holding onto a guy and I was sandwiched in a group of 5 girls but I was too frustrated with lack of drinking to be fun. I finally order so I get 5 vodka-sodas. Figuring I'll pound one, then double fist and my cousin will too. Well it comes out to $25. So I laugh and go actually make it 5 more thinking its almost last call. Then I was awared we're now in Nevada not Tahoe so there's no last call. I noticed the girls shooting me a look after buying 10 but nothing came of them. Drink those at our table bs'ing with ppl. Meet a cool dude with a girl who buys me a rum and coke. I go back up to the bar and ask if they have champagne. He says ya $25 so I get two. Those were fun as **** to walk around. Plus no open container law so eventually took them outside.

I actually ran into the guy I did molly off a DJ booth in Sacramento with. I see him out all the time. He saw me coming back from the bathroom with two bottles in my hand and got super pumped to see me. He was with dudes and 1 or two girls. One being an 8.5/10. Not sure what happens but when I bring him up to the bar area and introduce him to ppl the hot girl wants to go lol. Kind of chipped at my confidence but no ****s given. Took his number down but didn't hit him up again.

So we walk to neighboring casino seeing if they have a club but find out its under construction. Drink girl compliments my shirt so we ask her where to go and we follow her suggestion. On the way somehow start talking to 2 random's in the street. My cousin puts in a lot of work with them. Ends up kissing one lightly. But then puts his attention on the other. I'm just like trying to wingman while killing champagne. Then he says we should all swap shirts with the person to our left. So I take off my shirt obv since I look decent with it off. The first girl shoots me a look and she's supposed to give me hers which is a full on dress. And she does. And wasn't wearing a bra so in the middle of the busiest corner in this city she's briefly in her underwear and tits out before she puts my shirt on. I give her an impressed look and she likes it. I didn't even realize ppl were watching until my cousin talked about it the next day. We took a photo of us all clothes swapped but the person didn't put the flash on so you can only really see my face since I'm taller than everyone.

So not really sure how this goes down but we go to another casino. I sit at the bar and drink with my girl who my cousin has already kissed lol, and he sits at a table with his who he soon discovers has a bf. My girl starts stroking my dick over my pants and I convince her to **** in the bathroom. I say go walk to it and I'll follow you 30seconds after. Well she goes into a stall, I get a lot of surprised looks from girls but they don't care I'm in there but an old asian lady refilling towels goes "NO-NO-NoNoBNo" and kicks me out. So I go sit down and like 4min later she comes back convinced I bitched out. I was like nah you didn't hear the asian lady yelling at me? She says no I don't believe you.

So she's like lets go to the lake and I'll blow you there. My cousin and his girl follow. We go, there's a group hanging out outside the gate that's locked. We hop it. And she blows me against a shack in the shadows because there's a couple kayaking that comes up. I can't cum after a long time, I smash standing doggy but my dick is hit or miss and she has to keep blowing me to get it hard. We go back to my cousin and they're like ya we got in the water already. It's clear we interrupted something and my girl says lets go baptize you in the water. But right up against the water I just lay her down in the sand. We look up at the stars and stuff, I kind of soak in how ridiculous life is, then get her to blow me again while looking out into the lake. I then actually go down on her and feel a grain of sand every once in a while in her vagina/my mouth which even in the moment I know will be a funny story. She rides me and I try to take a pic but she freaks out about that but I take one of her underwear on her because I felt like I needed proof for the thread lol.

When she's riding me on top I'm trying to stay hard so I start talking and saying stuff like oh baby and then like I'm going to cum in you, which obv never would, but she freaks out and is like nooo you can't! And hops off and that was it for my dick.

So we regroup and when hopping back over the fence I completely rip my pants. We walk them back to their hotel. Told her we'd do brunch the next day but never did. When I turn around she laughs at my pants being completely ripped.

Next day wokeup and started crushing beers and hungout at the lake but the weather sucked (rained at some point) and people were camping out for the fireworks so it was family oriented. I ended up sleeping from 6pm to the morning. Found out my cousin didn't do more than making out and then he added her on FB and saw that she posted a picture with him saying "happy 4yrs, I love you now just as much as that first day 4yrs ago"

      
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