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Old 04-15-2010, 05:38 PM   #5251
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Re: SL "Ask Out A Girl"/Relationship Advice Thread

im sick too fwiw

proof:

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Old 04-15-2010, 05:58 PM   #5252
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that proves nothing more than your love of cough medicine.
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:59 PM   #5253
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nah broski it proves errything

Even if it was just a love for cough medicine I would still be sick, ducy?

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Old 04-15-2010, 06:23 PM   #5254
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Re: SL "Ask Out A Girl"/Relationship Advice Thread

You guys all need to learn the fishmeout style of curing a cold: 1/2 gallon of OJ per day, vitamins, and double doses of dayquil and nyqil and you'll be better in like 2 days.
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:35 PM   #5255
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I prefer the

Official SL Bitches n Hos thread
This has my vote

The 'ask a girl' bit always makes me cringe a bit to be honest, no idea why.
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:42 PM   #5256
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You guys all need to learn the fishmeout style of curing a cold: 1/2 gallon of OJ per day, vitamins, and double doses of dayquil and nyqil and you'll be better in like 2 days.
2 1000mg vitamin C caplets a day

zinc suckers every 4 hours

drink water and green tea non stop... if you aren't peeing clear every 45 minutes you are doing it wrong (this is prob the most important part)

8 hours of sleep a night (lol like this happens)

i know the zinc and vitamin C stuff is generally voodoo science and only marginally reduces the cold... but ill take 5-10% + 5-10% = 10-20 % less time with a cold. even if it's half a day, that's good with me!
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:45 PM   #5257
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I prefer the

Official SL Bitches n Hos thread
Close... how about..

"SL Boats N' Hoes Thread"

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Old 04-15-2010, 06:46 PM   #5258
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This has my vote

The 'ask a girl' bit always makes me cringe a bit to be honest, no idea why.

"Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick"
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Old 04-15-2010, 07:05 PM   #5259
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Close... how about..

"SL Boats N' Hoes Thread"

Almost posted this.

"Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad's boat..."

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Old 04-15-2010, 08:47 PM   #5260
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

At least this new title is cringe-worthy in a more obvious and amusing way.
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Old 04-15-2010, 08:55 PM   #5261
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can she blow smoke rings? i was at a kegparty once visiting a friend at another school and was talking to this girl, solid 7. Nothing overly special, but she seemed pretty cool and I didn't really know a whole lot of people at this party other than the people that I came with. Anyway, some guy eventually brought his hookah downstairs and sparked it up. I sat on the couch beside the girl in question, and she could blow the best smoke rings i've ever seen, and it made her a full point hotter imo. I said something along the lines of "wow, those are amazing, that's some real skill." (it had something to do with skills anyway). She shotguns the rest of the smoke in to my mouth and then says all sexylike in to my ear "that's not skill, i'll show you skill" and grabs my upper leg really close to my package. it was the single greatest moment of my life.
Nice.

I don't think she can blow smoke rings.
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Old 04-15-2010, 09:39 PM   #5262
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

haha loving the new thread tittle
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:46 PM   #5263
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

Would it be weird to ask a girl who I've hooked up with for her friend's number so that I can ask her to an event? I asked the girl I've hooked up with first, she has a legitimate reason for not being able to go, and I've exhausted all other options and now am desperate for a date to this event. I've met her friend separately a couple of times but don't have her number. Thoughts?
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:50 PM   #5264
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Would it be weird to ask a girl who I've hooked up with for her friend's number so that I can ask her to an event? I asked the girl I've hooked up with first, she has a legitimate reason for not being able to go, and I've exhausted all other options and now am desperate for a date to this event. I've met her friend separately a couple of times but don't have her number. Thoughts?
this is going to make you look massively desperate

and if she's any type of good friend with the girl, she's definitely going to tell her she's the second option

unless you have a great rapport with her, but it doesnt sound like it at all
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:56 PM   #5265
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Thanks Karak, that's what I feared but wasn't sure. I'm a ****ing idiot for waiting this long to find a date
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:42 PM   #5266
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Could we at least ****ing change it to "ask a girl out"?

I mean, that still sucks as a title, but it sucks a little bit less.
LKJ I feel like we'd get along. The "ask out a girl" thing has been tilting me since I read this thing for the first time.
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:43 PM   #5267
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

Also just want to say that playing live music = Profit with the ladies.

I played at our uni cafe tonight and there were at least 50 girls there. Playing good guitar + doing it in a way that makes you not look like a douche = success.
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:52 PM   #5268
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

i feel like this thread title was made just so i would post how terrible it is.

also, is there a way to remove me as the OP, since i didnt make that terrible title? its just embarrassing to even be affiliated with.
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Old 04-16-2010, 12:01 AM   #5269
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

there was before

there definitely isn't now
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Old 04-16-2010, 12:03 AM   #5270
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i feel like this thread title was made just so i would post how terrible it is.

also, is there a way to remove me as the OP, since i didnt make that terrible title? its just embarrassing to even be affiliated with.
You act like you have some reputation that could get ruined....

Dont forget:

This thread made you, you didnt make this thread.....
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Old 04-16-2010, 12:14 AM   #5271
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

This does not qualify as a TR, but a thank you speech.

I would like to publicly thank yeotajmu for telling BG:

"You are in love with [Karak] and you two are going to get married."

repeatedly through the evening. I am not there, of course, but BG was quick to let me know yeota's spew via text.
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Old 04-16-2010, 12:33 AM   #5272
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

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You act like you have some reputation that could get ruined....

Dont forget:

This thread made you, you didnt make this thread.....
it just looks stupid and i however dumb it may sound, i dont like that my name is attached to it. just another abuse of power by karak, not shocking.
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Old 04-16-2010, 12:34 AM   #5273
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

PM mat sklansky

or boba fett

mods never change titles of threads in forums ever. this is so unprecedented.

see: SE every day of its life hahahaha

one of the mods in SE changed the yankee thread title to "yankgay" for a day once :-(
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Old 04-16-2010, 12:36 AM   #5274
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread

can we perma TUTS so he will never see his name associated with it?
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Old 04-16-2010, 12:41 AM   #5275
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TUTS swore off posting in here ever again (twice), so we don't have to worry about it

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