don't forget your pocket protector.

/endawfulGTjoke

vintage is 6'1'' and skinny, but still good looking enough that the skinniness isn't a big deal at all.
karak is ~6' and on the heavy side, but carries it well.
LKJ has dark hair, dark complexion, about 5'10''.
TML is 5'4'' and pimply ldo.
CCuster is average in every way, but is really funny irl.
goodgame is about 6'4'' and has big muscles.
TBE59 has a beautiful smile and a radiant personality.
i think i've seen pics of yeota.
i've known BTOverdrive for 5 years.
I've always assumed that goofyballer was actually british, but lately I realize that he probably isn't. I'm thinking 5'10'', average build, blonde, maybe a beard or goatee, deep voice.

edit- forgot zugzwang and derryslime.
zug is from the UK. probably 5'9''-5'11'', short dark hair, likes to party, but less than he lets on.
derrtyslime- this one is the hardest, probably because of the girl avatars, but I wanna say thick southern accent, probably east coast, though I feel like I could be getting something like Washington State or Montana/ND/SD area. seems like a fun guy, 5'11, 170, dark hair, scruffy hair and stubble.

yeah not even close

Misplayed on all streets.

I think you have myself and karak mixed up

yup i'm a freshman. good call

Be chill about it. That will come off well for you. Don't necessarily pretend like NOTHING happened (see - ignore them), but don't be all "omgggggg" about it either.

And try and take them out again ffs.

oh hai guys

Kind of close. 6'3", average build, brown hair, no facial hair (just scruff, I only shave every few days), deep voice. American.

Loc "falling for british chicks" implies that he's not british himself....?

every martilo TR is a fail ducy?
ha. i'm 6'3 like 170
i've seen pics of goofyballer in ssnl. he's your stereotypical 2p2er that actually has irl friends, etc imo

also, i just randomly woke-up at 3am after being alseep for 3hrs. hopefully i find something to do tomorrow (aka today) cuz no ones going to want to do **** on the saturday before easter right? last year i actually did go to a party and got ridiculously blacked out drunk and ended up missing easter with my family . made out with some random girl when i had a gf too

this is how u know girls are dumb. she's definitely on the smarter and more normal side of girls that i've been involved with and she wanted to date me 6months after the incident despite knowing i cheated on my gf at the time. i mean i'm pretty confident i'll never cheat on anyone ever again but how can she think i wouldn't do the same to her

does not compute

Wat. I thought I wasn't the only British one here. Its me and a bunch of crazy Americanos.

bahahaha i was born in new york raised in kentucky and go to UF. but my dads english! and im 5'10!

vintage - 6'0 skinny, pale (but only by southern standards), brown hair. southern accent, but the good kind. think "atticus finch" instead of "hank hill"
karak - 6'2 a little bit husky, reminds me of a teddy bear, brown hair.
LKJ - 5'10 blonde hair, very Aryan looking. moms want their daughters to date him.
TML - wears all black
TBE59 - has a beautiful smile and a radiant personality. wears polos but not the frat kind, more like the PGA golfer kind
yeota - hard to not imagine the image of baby jesus behind that voice.
goofyballer - 6'0, dark hair with those thick rimmed hipster glasses. softspoken.
il martilo - 6'2 with bulging muscles, whatever the "in" accent is these days, very tan with a voice that carries across the room.

edit: this post was made before reading the confirms/denials

Haha, 6'4" dammit. I know that I have the success of a much shorter man, but...

lol am 5'11 175 so close enough. Live in Toronto. No southern accent. I suppose i look like an Aryan.

5 ' 8 "

strong build... lift weights a lot.

180ish lbs

dark skin italian

Posted yesterday at 10:55 PM.

It is now 10:55 AM 12 hours later.

The situation has already blown up between now and then. How is that possible? you ask? Since she isn't even supposed to come into town until today?

Because it's Karak's life and anything and everything that can possibly go wrong with a girl will absolutely go wrong. Can't even begin to describe how life tilted I am right now.

such a tease (you)

ya wtf i cant deal with those sort of cliffhangers

Well, I was more willing to pursue something with her than I'd like to let on. That's probably because yeota reads, and I'm also acutely aware that it's a) a bad idea, b) a really dumb idea, c) something I'm only really considering because I'm in a dry spell and sick of all the girls here and d) also a result of me (after nearly a year passing) not being over my ex-girlfriend yet.

However, even though I know all those things and know it's an irrational decision, I ignored it because it made me "feel good" and relieved my emotions from those other stressors. I obviously knew it had the possibility (or even probability) of backfiring, but I didn't think that would happen for a while or at least until I was out of here for the summer.

BG also made it abundantly and obviously clear she was interested, but that didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out. She was coming in this weekend and pushed for us to go out and hang out this afternoon and tonight and even insinuated overtones beyond that. I won't provide the details, but this one was so obvious it doesn't really need any type of authority to back up. I'm basing this off more than just waht she said too... I also heard things from other sources that confirmed all my assumptions.

So knowing it almost certainly had no long term prospects but could be a fun experience in the short run, I allowed it (foolishly) to continue down this path. I conveniently ignored her age and the gap in pretty much everything else.

So BG is drunk texting me alllll last night... first when she was sober complaining about this creepy guy that was hitting on her and wouldn't go away... and then continually telling me how excited she was to spend time with me tomorrow night and how she couldn't wait. I eventually went to bed.

Wake up this morning to a series of cryptic but hinting texts from her about her "bad night last night." She then continued to imply, quite blatantly, that she got blackout drunk and had sex with the "creeper guy" that had been harassing her earlier in the night. She then told me what a mistake it was and how she is "ashamed" of it.

This annoys me. I'm not making any moral judgments of anyone (edit - although I suppose on a later reading of this post I am). She owes me no loyalties or anything like that, obviously, and I'm under no illusions that she does. What pisses me off is that she felt the need to insta tell me about it this morning. If you do something like that, fine, whatever, you aren't dating anyone, but why would you pursue something hard with a guy all week, then tell him about that? And then further go and try to solidify plans to come over to his house and hang out with him and drink that night? Is she trying to make me feel like I'm getting Thursday night leftovers?

Beyond all that, I really have no interest in girls, now that I'm age 24, who go out and get blackout drunk, can't remember anything but know they had sex with a guy. It doesn't meet my moral standards, and I'd rather not date or even be remotely involved with anyone at a level like that. No offense to those of you that do do those things, but it's not for me and never will be. So now I feel a) a bit repulsed, b) a bit annoyed and c) like I wasted a ****ton of my time, and I'm not sure how to proceed.

Am I reacting irrationally? Be truthful, but please don't be a dick about it. I'm on super life tilt atm, because this **** unceasingly happens to me. The reason it tilts me so much is because I know it's MY fault for getting consciously involved in volatile situations with people I know I'm incompatible with. I'm table selecting really, really badly, getting a taste of something, pursuing it further and then lighting money on fire by wasting my time. I need to be concentrating on school and not stupid teenager ****ing social dynamics.

I reserve the right to retract or amend anything from the above post when I'm thinking with a clearer head later. There's also a few things that happened at school this morning (completely unrelated to women) which coincided with this to form a perfect storm of absolute ****. That may be causing me to overreact and post/think/feel silly things I wouldn't normally feel.

karaks law

Text from BG just now: "I told you because... you know... we've been talking a lot lately, you know? And I thought you should know." (I dunno if your colleges follow the same lingo, but "talking a lot" is universally known as slang for "being involved/interested in" someone romantically at my old school)

followed up a minute later by (and I had sent nothing in response):

"I hope you don't judge me based off one stupid mistake like that... I'm really ashamed of it. I am disgusted at myself."

What do I make of this?