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"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes "Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes

03-28-2010 , 03:41 AM
you were fine

B is in my house right now righ tacross the hall... in my roommate's room


on her way out of the bar, im told b told my roommate "[karak] can't see me go home wit hyou... he can't know... keep it a secret"

lol????

but then i went home wth C (who, whike ****ing bat**** insane, is hotter than b) so it's o

but C drvoe herself home at the end of the night (brag imo)
03-28-2010 , 04:49 AM
Wait, is D the super-christian one? Who's C? Didn't B have a quasi-boyfriend or something? I'm so confused.
03-28-2010 , 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by thebigeasy59
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wat
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Originally Posted by Vintage00
I run so hot. TR when I'm not hammered. I think I sent OsTornado a few drunk texts tonight
i want ppls # itt to send drunk texts to
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Originally Posted by Karak
here's my ****ING TRIP REPORT OYU **** SONING OF A BITCHES

went to see a musical tonigh

shoewd up at a bar afterawrds and B was there

B hooked up with my roomate who is a complete relcuse and never cmes out (but di d tonight) at the bar then goes home with him

my OTHER roommate tries to hook up with C

C comes home with me instead (llol same house but attached to me instead of RM so ship moniiiiiies)

bg is going to law prom with me confirmed

the end]\

if it mean anyhing

C
>>>>>>>>>>> B in attractivesns

BG >>>>>>>>>>>>>> B in attractivenes too
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Originally Posted by Karak
B is in my house right now righ tacross the hall... in my roommate's room


on her way out of the bar, im told b told my roommate "[karak] can't see me go home wit hyou... he can't know... keep it a secret"

lol????
you still like B and you're mad that your roommate got her over you. she hooked up with him because she knew it'd make you mad. js
03-28-2010 , 05:36 AM
anyways as far as my night went:

i made out+fingered a girl who later put her # in my phone. i deff could have hit it if i wasn't stumbling as i carried her to the house. we were at a bonfire and i picked her up and i tripped over a piece of wood and kind of stumbled lolll. so we just went back to the group instead of the room.

i was basically a douche to her the whole night but would occasionally smile and sure enough it led to her sitting on my lap etc.

variance: she has a kid
03-28-2010 , 06:47 AM
Good session of trip reports from last night. Nice job Everyone has gone home for Easter break so I just played teh pokers, no crazyfuntr.


About the "karak can't see me with you" line, imo she either thinks;
1. You have feelings for her and you seeing her with a roommate may really piss you off.
2. She has feelings for you and she thinks that if you know she got with a roommate then your chance of a relationship is doomed slightly.
03-28-2010 , 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by GoodGame
you still like B and you're mad that your roommate got her over you. she hooked up with him because she knew it'd make you mad.
Certainly came across this way to me too.
03-28-2010 , 12:58 PM
3. She doesn't want to come off as a total sloot to Karak and his group of friends, so she'd rather keep it a secret that she hooked up with the roommate.
03-28-2010 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by GoodGame
wat


i want ppls # itt to send drunk texts to




you still like B and you're mad that your roommate got her over you. she hooked up with him because she knew it'd make you mad. js
unlikely imo... i had pretty much stopped everything with B. she asked me to dinner a few times last week and i turned her down every time... then she came over to my house yesterday afternoon for a BBQ and kept trying to talk to me and i continually blew her off. really wanted nothing to do with her. i showed up at the bar and she and my roommate were already going at it. she saw me and freaked out a bit, then when they were leaving she was trying to avoid me. i dont give a ****. i wouldnt have hooked up with her anyways (well i would have drunk, but my standards drunk aren't very discerning).

also got a text from C this morning "im really glad we talked about that last night. thank you for doing that."

really not entirely sure what she is referring to. uhoh.
03-28-2010 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Dyenimator
3. She doesn't want to come off as a total sloot to Karak and his group of friends, so she'd rather keep it a secret that she hooked up with the roommate.
could be that. but for some reason i have the image in my head of a drunk girl giggling while she says that to the guy to make the sex better or more desirable

sounds weird and i'm not explaining it very well but it makes sense to me for whatever reason
03-28-2010 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Flyingbanana
Good session of trip reports from last night. Nice job Everyone has gone home for Easter break so I just played teh pokers, no crazyfuntr.


About the "karak can't see me with you" line, imo she either thinks;
1. You have feelings for her and you seeing her with a roommate may really piss you off.
2. She has feelings for you and she thinks that if you know she got with a roommate then your chance of a relationship is doomed slightly.
if by doomed slightly you mean the deck is crippled, then yes

also i have no memory of her saying that, so im going to need to trust my wasted post on that one... and im not sure i do.
03-28-2010 , 01:13 PM
karak posted right when i did (edit- LOL he did it again). all i can say is DRUNKEN WORDS ARE SOBER THOUGHTS

the only way to truly convince everyone itt that you're completely over B is to post pics of yeoato's gf obv
03-28-2010 , 01:17 PM
i swear to you all the B thing really doesnt bother me

and if it had, last night would have sealed it off for me (but it didnt because that wasnt necessary)

now C is texting me this morning when i had her pretty much cut off

also BG is going to law prom with me

drunk karak: setting up fun times IRL for sober karak the next day since 2004
03-28-2010 , 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
i swear to you all the B thing really doesnt bother me

and if it had, last night would have sealed it off for me (but it didnt because that wasnt necessary)
It's really hard to imagine what else would cause your drunken self to try so damn hard to convince the world that all is good because the girl you went home with is hotter.

But, no matter really, you seem to have your head screwed on straight with regard to her being crazy and nothing you should mess with.
03-28-2010 , 01:32 PM
maybe my drunken ego was hurt? i dunno, but i dont care today (and i dont recall caring last night)
03-28-2010 , 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
maybe my drunken ego was hurt? i dunno, but i dont care today (and i dont recall caring last night)
Yeah this would make sense. I've definitely had brief moments of egotistical jealousy (especially when drunk) where I've been like, "Hey, why's she hooking up with him? She's supposed to be holding out for me." Never mind that I don't actually give a damn about the girl at all. So, I get it.
03-28-2010 , 01:45 PM
Karak. To refresh my memory.

A= has a boyfriend, law student with you.
B= no boyfriend, flirty to most people, law student with you.
C= ????
D= is there a D?
BG= hot young girl that texted you 100 times in an hour span

Please let me know if i got this correct. Thanks.
03-28-2010 , 02:00 PM
C must be that one who he left with and drove like a psycho until he demanded that she take him home. That's what I have in my mind anyway. That story was great.
03-28-2010 , 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by GoodGame
wat
x-posted from elsewhere.

don't think I'm playing (poker today) because I'm tilty and downswinging. I managed to get in a fight with the girl who I'm not even dating because some gross girl started dancing with me at the bar, so I gave (celine) the "hey come help me out here" look, as opposed to yelling "who the **** are you? get the **** away from me" line that the old me would have used, which was apparently what I should have done according to (celine), because "clearly I was enjoying myself dancing" with this failure of a girl. But no, I have to be polite sometimes because being too rude is my biggest life-leak apparently. do you like me or no? make up your ****ing mind because you're making me not like you with these stupid ****ing games and nonsenseries.
/emo

also, some girl put her hand in my back pocket and tried to steal my wallet. I nearly broke her wrist after aggressively pulling her hand out of my pocket.

and finally, I was hit on last night more times than I have ever been. couple fatties, one really really really drunk girl, couple meh's, and a pretty good looking girl that I know has a boyfriend who looks like he chews golf balls.
03-28-2010 , 02:52 PM
WOW ILM you don't have sex with girls that you're not dating? what kind of jonas brothers **** is that

bigeasy i think her actions confirmed she likes you
03-28-2010 , 03:58 PM
lol just talked to my roommate

he doesnt remember anything... all he knows is he went to the bar and the next memory he has is waking up in bed next to the girl wondering what the **** happened
03-28-2010 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by drukole34
Karak. To refresh my memory.

A= has a boyfriend, law student with you.
B= no boyfriend, flirty to most people, law student with you.
C= ????
D= is there a D?
BG= hot young girl that texted you 100 times in an hour span

Please let me know if i got this correct. Thanks.
C=kinda crazy girl i hooked up with last semester... I never posted the stories of C here, but they're probably the best of all my stories AINEC... she has a few psycho car stories but she is NOT to be confused with MF who is a different girl... that's the crazy yelling i asked her to take me home story

D=very Christian girl who liked me a lot but i had to shut down after hooking up with her a bit last semester cause it was obv she was getting emotionally invested

D is currently "dating" (or not it depends) DG. their "relationship" is a pretty big disaster and D has a meltdown or two a week about it. it's getting annoying. i warned her this would happen!

you got BG right
03-28-2010 , 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by GoodGame
what kind of jonas brothers **** is that
lol'ed really hard.

Solid TR, but no pics, so B+
03-28-2010 , 05:44 PM
Karak,

He remembers everything. She just made him promise not to tell the biggest gossip/drama queen in school about f'ing her repeatedly in every orifice.
03-28-2010 , 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Yeti
Karak,

He remembers everything. She just made him promise not to tell the biggest gossip/drama queen in school about f'ing her repeatedly in every orifice.
+1 lol
03-28-2010 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Yeti
Karak,

He remembers everything. She just made him promise not to tell the biggest gossip/drama queen in school about f'ing her repeatedly in every orifice.
actually he and i just talked and he said a lot of it came back to him through the day

he actually even just described scents to us

that should have been left unsaid

and lol @ me being the biggest gossip/drama queen. i know you're just being a troll, but the level of gossip/drama in law school is unreal. it's like HS on steroids. ive actually managed to keep most of my business very quiet... but this is the type of place where if a pin drops in a bedroom everyone knows it the next day. it's crazy.

im a relative unknown in the grand social scheme of things (and i'd like to keep it that way)

      
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