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Originally Posted by TBobLP
fattest girl you ever banged...GO!
easily 230lbs
bout tree fiddy
last night i went to this party with a bunch of ppl i don't know, in some club i've just joined. so besides the very nice gesture of inviting me to their party, nobody was being particularly friendly. the host was a very big dude so i figured there'd be no fly honeyz. there was one, she had 2 or 3 fawners at any give time hanging on her like flies. like 10 ppl total. i took the only open seat next to a fat girl. we talked for a while about nothing interesting but she was nice (ldo she's a fattie). then i escaped to be with other fat girls and one was cute for a fat girl, i'd say like 3 or 3.5. she had a fat girl friend, both were into me i think. then everyone went to a new party, where i again didn't know anyone. we are going deeper. this party was at a super nice house, and many rich spoiled kids. some hot girls but v v v skanky. one was hardly wearing clothes. i obv wanted to talk to her, but this was a friend-making night and i had to follow social norms. e.g. not ditching everyone that i came with to go hit on the biggest skank at the party. so i talked to the fat girls and it was fine. i felt like karak or spurious or yeota.
eventually i just had to be me and i slipped away from the fatties and talked to some guys we came with cause they were standing close to some fly honeyz. the hot skank with barely any clothes bumps into me and we start chatting, my arm around her shirtless waist. but she mentions a boyfriend of 2 years. i remain amicable but i'm not really into this conversation anymore.
eventually i ended up upstairs with the cuter fat girl i don't really know why and then i farted and it smelled awful and it was honestly the most embarrassing thing i've done in some time. ****ing currie. hope she didn't smell it.
some of us left and the fat girls took a cab leaving me one on one with the hot girl from the first party that had 2-3 flies on her at all times. i kind of thought it was funny i didn't really try at all this night except for the v brief conversation with the one skank, and i ended up alone at the end of the night with the girl that i'd have hit on at the very beginning if i were not in social circle mode. anyway, it doesn't really matter cause i've hardly talked to her this night, i really dislike her personality. she is very cute though. we're very close to her place and she is splitting off our walk to go home. she seems really concerned about me getting home, i tell her where i live it's like a 15 minute walk and she thinks i'm gonna get lost cause i'm new here. she asks me like 3 times am i sure i can make it home and should she just get me a taxi? i felt it was slightly over the top, and i considered the possibility this was some sort of hint that she wanted to prolong the night.
after thinking about it for a second or two, i decided there was no way that was the case, told her i was fine and i'd make it home just fine. say goodnight and part and almost die on my walk home cause this dude with a hot girl stared me down and i wasn't really paying attn so i kept staring back at him until i realized his was kind of an aggressive stare and i should look away.
also today i met a cute girl from a country i love and she seems cool and i wanna practice her language and she seemed to want to do it. i give it 25% chance that it happens, just cause she is away this week and probly won't remember.
and some girl just called me cute! sick life.