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04-15-2010 , 05:38 PM

#5251

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

im sick too fwiw

proof:

04-15-2010 , 05:58 PM

#5252

thebigeasy59

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 19,436

that proves nothing more than your love of cough medicine.

04-15-2010 , 05:59 PM

#5253

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

nah broski it proves errything

Even if it was just a love for cough medicine I would still be sick, ducy?

Last edited by CCuster_911; 04-15-2010 at 05:59 PM. Reason: in the head ldo

04-15-2010 , 06:23 PM

#5254

fishmeout

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,221

You guys all need to learn the fishmeout style of curing a cold: 1/2 gallon of OJ per day, vitamins, and double doses of dayquil and nyqil and you'll be better in like 2 days.

04-15-2010 , 06:35 PM

#5255

Flyingbanana

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

I prefer the

Official SL Bitches n Hos thread

This has my vote

The 'ask a girl' bit always makes me cringe a bit to be honest, no idea why.

04-15-2010 , 06:42 PM

#5256

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmeout

You guys all need to learn the fishmeout style of curing a cold: 1/2 gallon of OJ per day, vitamins, and double doses of dayquil and nyqil and you'll be better in like 2 days.

2 1000mg vitamin C caplets a day

zinc suckers every 4 hours

drink water and green tea non stop... if you aren't peeing clear every 45 minutes you are doing it wrong (this is prob the most important part)

8 hours of sleep a night (lol like this happens)

i know the zinc and vitamin C stuff is generally voodoo science and only marginally reduces the cold... but ill take 5-10% + 5-10% = 10-20 % less time with a cold. even if it's half a day, that's good with me!

04-15-2010 , 06:45 PM

#5257

Vintage00

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,513

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

I prefer the

Official SL Bitches n Hos thread

Close... how about..

"SL Boats N' Hoes Thread"

04-15-2010 , 06:46 PM

#5258

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyingbanana

This has my vote

The 'ask a girl' bit always makes me cringe a bit to be honest, no idea why.

"Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick"

04-15-2010 , 07:05 PM

#5259

niftymatt

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,428

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

Close... how about..

"SL Boats N' Hoes Thread"

Almost posted this.

"Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad's boat..."

Last edited by niftymatt; 04-15-2010 at 07:08 PM. Reason: lyrics error lol

04-15-2010 , 08:47 PM

#5260

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 95,985

At least this new title is cringe-worthy in a more obvious and amusing way.

04-15-2010 , 08:55 PM

#5261

Dankenstein

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 966

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

can she blow smoke rings? i was at a kegparty once visiting a friend at another school and was talking to this girl, solid 7. Nothing overly special, but she seemed pretty cool and I didn't really know a whole lot of people at this party other than the people that I came with. Anyway, some guy eventually brought his hookah downstairs and sparked it up. I sat on the couch beside the girl in question, and she could blow the best smoke rings i've ever seen, and it made her a full point hotter imo. I said something along the lines of "wow, those are amazing, that's some real skill." (it had something to do with skills anyway). She shotguns the rest of the smoke in to my mouth and then says all sexylike in to my ear "that's not skill, i'll show you skill" and grabs my upper leg really close to my package. it was the single greatest moment of my life.

Nice.

I don't think she can blow smoke rings.

04-15-2010 , 09:39 PM

#5262

LazyTops5

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,935

haha loving the new thread tittle

04-15-2010 , 10:46 PM

#5263

Tiburon

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 740

Would it be weird to ask a girl who I've hooked up with for her friend's number so that I can ask her to an event? I asked the girl I've hooked up with first, she has a legitimate reason for not being able to go, and I've exhausted all other options and now am desperate for a date to this event. I've met her friend separately a couple of times but don't have her number. Thoughts?

04-15-2010 , 10:50 PM

#5264

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiburon

this is going to make you look massively desperate

and if she's any type of good friend with the girl, she's definitely going to tell her she's the second option

unless you have a great rapport with her, but it doesnt sound like it at all

04-15-2010 , 10:56 PM

#5265

Tiburon

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 740

Thanks Karak, that's what I feared but wasn't sure. I'm a ****ing idiot for waiting this long to find a date

04-15-2010 , 11:42 PM

#5266

il_martilo

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,137

Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

Could we at least ****ing change it to "ask a girl out"?

I mean, that still sucks as a title, but it sucks a little bit less.

LKJ I feel like we'd get along. The "ask out a girl" thing has been tilting me since I read this thing for the first time.

04-15-2010 , 11:43 PM

#5267

il_martilo

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,137

Also just want to say that playing live music = Profit with the ladies.

I played at our uni cafe tonight and there were at least 50 girls there. Playing good guitar + doing it in a way that makes you not look like a douche = success.

04-15-2010 , 11:52 PM

#5268

TurnUpTheSun

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 9,757

i feel like this thread title was made just so i would post how terrible it is.

also, is there a way to remove me as the OP, since i didnt make that terrible title? its just embarrassing to even be affiliated with.

04-16-2010 , 12:01 AM

#5269

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

there was before

there definitely isn't now

04-16-2010 , 12:03 AM

#5270

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurnUpTheSun

You act like you have some reputation that could get ruined....

Dont forget:

This thread made you, you didnt make this thread.....

04-16-2010 , 12:14 AM

#5271

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

This does not qualify as a TR, but a thank you speech.

I would like to publicly thank yeotajmu for telling BG:

"You are in love with [Karak] and you two are going to get married."

repeatedly through the evening. I am not there, of course, but BG was quick to let me know yeota's spew via text.

04-16-2010 , 12:33 AM

#5272

TurnUpTheSun

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 9,757

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

You act like you have some reputation that could get ruined....

Dont forget:

This thread made you, you didnt make this thread.....

it just looks stupid and i however dumb it may sound, i dont like that my name is attached to it. just another abuse of power by karak, not shocking.

04-16-2010 , 12:34 AM

#5273

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

PM mat sklansky

or boba fett

mods never change titles of threads in forums ever. this is so unprecedented.

see: SE every day of its life hahahaha

one of the mods in SE changed the yankee thread title to "yankgay" for a day once :-(