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Apparently I cut my arm pretty well too. Didn't even notice it until the sleeve of my t-shirt was wet.

Irony - I was wearing one of those free shirts that the Red Cross gives you when you donate blood.

Anyway, it didn't hurt until my roommate (in his infinite wisdom) decided it'd be a good idea to clean it with a Stridex pad.

I'd provide gory pics, but no camera atm.

04-01-2010 , 03:28 PM

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TurnUpTheSun

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hooked up with a girl who had a bf last night.
i feel kinda bad that she cheated on him with me (she feels kinda bad too), but shes coming back tonight so w/e.
brag: secks
beat: shes a terrible kisser
variance: obv didnt wrap it again (not a beat, ducy)

04-01-2010 , 03:31 PM

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Vintage00

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in before "I had to cash out my roll to buy an abortion"

04-01-2010 , 04:05 PM

#604

DerrtySlime

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it better have been buttsecks.
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on another note there will be another SL tourney. details can be found here

04-01-2010 , 04:07 PM

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Vintage00

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I wonder how the turnout will be, since it's Easter...

It's at 8pm Eastern tho, so usually after all the family **** is over.

04-01-2010 , 04:11 PM

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TurnUpTheSun

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someone send me the ps money so i can play on sunday
opr me emn73.
50-50 when i win.

04-01-2010 , 04:19 PM

#607

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TurnUpTheSun

someone send me the ps money so i can play on sunday
opr me emn73.
50-50 when i win.

I just texted OsTornado, he said he'd stake you. I would, but I don't play much on stars and have to trade to get money there every week anyway.

04-01-2010 , 05:07 PM

#608

TurnUpTheSun

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k cool thanks.
need the money to pay for the child i made last night.

04-01-2010 , 05:11 PM

#609

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TurnUpTheSun

My roommate hooked up with this one semi-random girl last semester. Little did he know that I hooked up with the SAME girl about a year or so ago (before he moved in).

After several "how's my dick taste?" jokes and the like, we actually talked about it after way too many drinks at the bar one night. Part of the conversation was like this.

Me - Pretty decent lay, eh?
Him - Yeah dude, but she couldn't kiss for ****.
Me - I KNOW DUDE!!! *high fives and laughter*

Now whenever she comes up in any conversation, it's always hilarious to me.

04-01-2010 , 05:15 PM

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Karak

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04-01-2010 , 05:19 PM

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GoodGame

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

My roommate hooked up with this one semi-random girl last semester. Little did he know that I hooked up with the SAME girl about a year or so ago (before he moved in).

After several "how's my dick taste?" jokes and the like, we actually talked about it after way too many drinks at the bar one night. Part of the conversation was like this.

Me - Pretty decent lay, eh?
Him - Yeah dude, but she couldn't kiss for ****.
Me - I KNOW DUDE!!! *high fives and laughter*

Now whenever she comes up in any conversation, it's always hilarious to me.

aha this happened to my two roommates who are best friends. we had a party at our house and one got head from some girl. he and the girl came out of the room and continued to party. the other roommate ended up making out with the girl that night.

04-01-2010 , 05:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyTops5

Ya Ive heard political science is pretty easy, plus I'm pretty interested in politics as well so maybe I'll think about that or combine Econ and Political Science with one being a major and the other a minor

I'd definitely get at least a second major if you do PS. I'm not sure what to do with my degree after I get out of school after being told 103942 times not to go to law school.

TUTS- are you asking for a 50/50 no makeup stake? lol wut.

04-01-2010 , 05:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodGame

It's really funny how often that happens, as it also happened to me and a friend. (I was first obv)

04-01-2010 , 05:26 PM

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Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

coolstorybro.jpg

04-01-2010 , 05:29 PM

#615

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmeout

TUTS- are you asking for a 50/50 no makeup stake? lol wut.

its 5 dollars so i can play a 8 person tourney...lets not make this a bigger deal than it is.
ps: coach me?

04-01-2010 , 06:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TurnUpTheSun

its 5 dollars so i can play a 8 person tourney...lets not make this a bigger deal than it is.
ps: coach me?

oooo...I thought you meant a full Sunday schedule.

I'm becoming a live pro, too..my online game is slacking.

04-01-2010 , 06:04 PM

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Flyingbanana

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I do Natural Science. Basically we choose whatever sciencey subjects (biology, psychology, chemistry etc) we want to do and the entire university works its timetable around us.

Majoring in environmental science next year and quitting all the physics stuff.

edit. meh, i hate new pages, I always join the discussion about 10 posts too late.

04-01-2010 , 06:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodGame

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmeout

It's really funny how often that happens, as it also happened to me and a friend. (I was first obv)

Must be a different culture than the one at my uni or my group of friends are prudes. Nothing like that has ever really happened that I know of. The closest thing we had was a girl who had to snog 8 random guys in a club for a bet. She succeeded and won teh monies.

04-01-2010 , 06:11 PM

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Snog --

1. verb; to interface passionately with another being, creating a field of physical obsession and focused arousal +centered+ on the lips, mouth and tongue.

2. verb; to play tonsil hockey

Last edited by Vintage00; 04-01-2010 at 06:12 PM. Reason: I originally thought it meant pound-town, and was like "WTFFFF" at your post

04-01-2010 , 06:28 PM

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Flyingbanana

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I'm guessing that's an English word thing that American people haven't heard of then.

04-01-2010 , 06:32 PM

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fishmeout

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I only know the word because of Harry Potter and I think I had to look it up, so yeah I'd say English people are crazy.

04-01-2010 , 07:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TurnUpTheSun

someone send me the ps money so i can play on sunday
opr me emn73.
50-50 when i win.

Yo, TUTS, PM me your sn on stars. I looked it up at one point, but I'm too lazy to go back and try and figure it out. Or just post it here if you don't care.

04-01-2010 , 08:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

I need to construct 4 "deadline props" with people on this forum. What that means is if I don't get a certain amount of work done by a certain deadline, I transfer you $$ on Pokerstars. That's it. You'll need to trust me to enforce this on myself, but considering you lose nothing in the deal and take no risk... there's no reason not to take this.

I prefer only to do this with people I know and familiar with on these forums. Any volunteers?

Basically I need to have my brief down by Friday ($25).

I need to have outline #1 done (as reasonably finished as I can get it at this point) by Sunday ($25).

I need outline #2 done by Thursday of next week.

I need outline #3 done by Sunday, April 12.

I need outline #4 done by Friday, April 16.

Each of these is worth $25 on Stars. If I miss any deadline, you get free $$.

You're an idiot for not taking this up, but if I don't know you/don't like you then sorry, I reserve the right to turn you down. I also reserve the right to tweak the dates before we finalize the deal.

Bumping the penalty for everything by 2x except missing class.

The brief is done, although, my professor needs to get some comments back to me. Obviously any tweaks I make after those comments (since they will come after the deadline) won't count.

I'm on pace to fail outline #1's deadline.

04-01-2010 , 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Karak

Bumping the penalty for everything by 2x except missing class.

Who has which props or w/e? Or did we decide freeroll?

I just remembered you wanted me to be responsible for some ****, but I dont remember.

04-01-2010 , 08:41 PM

#625

Karak

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it's a freeroll

and $25 obviously was not incentive enough, so i'm doubling it. im also a near lock to miss the first deadline, but i may still pull it out

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