lololol that was like 5 hours ago.

no class tuesday until 4 = go enjoy drink specials on momnday night weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

waffle house bacon egg cheese wraps are the bees knees.
scattered, NOT smothered (**** onions), double covered, chunked, peppered, and capped.
cherry coke.

Oh yeah, my ****** drunk ass was just hitting on random girls trying to make them laugh. At one point I told a girl that if she played her cards right, she could change her relationship status tomorrow bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

What's everybody's mixed drink of choice?

Malibu and coke...... /shame.
Me and a girl shared a bottle of it every night we went out last year. Tasted so good and since we had to share it prevented me from getting overthetopwasted drunk more nights. Of course the nights we forgot to do this there were a few lol pictures of me.

If we're doing the I'm in a picture somewhere thing, here is my contribution

nothin special here

sailor jerry (spiced rum) and coke

I need to construct 4 "deadline props" with people on this forum. What that means is if I don't get a certain amount of work done by a certain deadline, I transfer you $$ on Pokerstars. That's it. You'll need to trust me to enforce this on myself, but considering you lose nothing in the deal and take no risk... there's no reason not to take this.

I prefer only to do this with people I know and familiar with on these forums. Any volunteers?

Basically I need to have my brief down by Friday ($25).

I need to have outline #1 done (as reasonably finished as I can get it at this point) by Sunday ($25).

I need outline #2 done by Thursday of next week.

I need outline #3 done by Sunday, April 12.

I need outline #4 done by Friday, April 16.

Each of these is worth $25 on Stars. If I miss any deadline, you get free $$.

You're an idiot for not taking this up, but if I don't know you/don't like you then sorry, I reserve the right to turn you down. I also reserve the right to tweak the dates before we finalize the deal.

I'll take outline #1 done. Do you want us to send you PM's or troll you or anything telling you to get off 2p2 and get working or anything?

Would take outline 2, and will figure out how to give the $$ back to the 2p2/SL community if you fail (but you won't).

Contest or freeroll on stars or something.

Actually, a freeroll sounds like a good idea.

Each $$ that I lose goes to a fund for an SL freeroll. Let's say I'll guarantee at least a minimum freeroll of $10 no matter what happens.

I'm in for w/e you decide karak. Can we make this a humiliation bet as well?

You live too close to juicy 10/20LHE games for $25 to mean much.

Miss one deadline - I get to post that band pic of you and you can't take it down

...working on the rest of the list...


P.S. - if you want to do the thing where we troll you and tell you to stop sending me drunk PMs when you should be working, I'll help with that too if you need someone.

No. Just $$. Monetary incentives work quite well to motivate me. I blame my background in econ.

And you're right that $25 really isn't a huge deal, but I'm such an absolutely enormous life nit that it will still tilt the **** out of me anyways to give it away, so no worries.

Oh and $5 for each class I miss, retroactive to this morning... so there's your seed $10 to start the freeroll.

And I need to take a minimum of 2 practice tests per course before the finals... missing either of those also counts for $20 each.

This is fun.

Just remember, on the right night of the week, you can get nice and drunk for $25. Just sayin.

edit: You won't look baller at all though.

WOW **** U VINTAGE FOR LIVING IN THIS PLACE

I'm not there right now, but I'm gigging there this summer. There's plenty of room, come chill for a while lol

I mean... I'll take the freeroll. If I win tho, ship the money to OsT, b/c I owe him a little bit.

You'll be the one hosting the freeroll on Stars. I hope I can trust you with that :-P.

I can do that, just holla @ me w/ the deets

Freeroll sounds like a lot better idea. Good choice. I'm going to win it.

a freeroll with turn SL in to NVG2 so fast.

Only people who have participated in vintage00's SL weekly tourneys or those who I give explicit approval to (better be someone I know really well from posting on here and who is completely busto) can participate. Better? I expect this freeroll to only be $10 cause I'll get all my work done on time LDO :-P.

So I can stay for a week and play golf all week?

I smell undertitle

I don't

Ur just jealous b/c yeota is getting some tonight.

Even if he's paying a much higher price than simply buying a hooker would be.

there have actually been two highly regarded economic studies done on that

the question in one of them was: would men maximize their utility marrying a wife and starting a traditional family or hiring a maid and full-time prostitute at the current wages of that market?

the results were that it was too close to call lol