I would tell them because it's the right thing to do. Plus they have you on camera.

just got in a bar fight. wasn't the one that got sucker punched. lol racism.

I honestly have no idea how I'd do in a bar fight. I think I wouldn't do to awfully as I did kickboxing for a semester so I know the basics, fight dirty and I probably wouldn't give up.


Wooo, UK wins first winter olympic gold medal in over 30 years Now we know how those useless counties feel at the normal olympic games.

dont forget that gold we got in womens curling 4 years ago

Oh yeah, forgot about that. First individual gold medallist in 30 years then.

anyone else playing the sunday zillion?

any updates? gonna take it down? its the big one this week isnt it?

went to watch the ufc fight last night and its not uncommon for beer + watching fighting + bros thinking they're tough = fight

although last night some dude got fed up with another guy talking to his girl and broke a pint glass and cut the dude's face. cops came and blah blah blah place emptied out right after at like 11...including the breezies we were talking to aj hfdlashafsbds....

I'm in, was down to like 4500 but back above starting now. HBU?

was down to like 6500 was getting good hands pre and blanking every flop, then chipped up to 8k and doubled kk vs jj to 16.
now at 17k and gonna win it.

woops dont try to bluff someone on a 3 flush 4 to a straight board when they have top pair. ugh

still in? i got 18k now.... this is my one time

lol poker is so dumb (i know i won the hand, but this game is dumb anyway).

Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: t21575 M = 35.96
Hero (BB): t8825 M = 14.71
UTG: t7131 M = 11.88
UTG+1: t19507 M = 32.51
UTG+2: t13900 M = 23.17
MP1: t7950 M = 13.25
MP2: t22300 M = 37.17
CO: t39472 M = 65.79
BTN: t21315 M = 35.52

Pre Flop: (t600) Hero is BB with 9 A
4 folds, MP2 raises to t915, 1 fold, BTN calls t915, 1 fold, Hero calls t515

Flop: (t2945) T 6 4 (3 players)
Hero bets t1100, MP2 calls t1100, BTN folds

Turn: (t5145) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t2100, MP2 raises to t7200, Hero calls t4710 all in

River: (t18765) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t18765
Hero shows 9 A (a flush, Ace high)
MP2 shows A T (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins t18765

ill stop posting hands if its annoying, but i figure this is a poker forum and this is the garbage chatter thread and this is the biggest tourney ive played in (played in a 215 before but only had half of myself/ran set into set in the first level)

Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t50 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: t33785 M = 20.48
Hero (BTN): t27203 M = 16.49
SB: t51896 M = 31.45
BB: t43948 M = 26.64
UTG: t13575 M = 8.23
UTG+1: t14449 M = 8.76
UTG+2: t27340 M = 16.57
MP1: t35211 M = 21.34
MP2: t8039 M = 4.87

Pre Flop: (t1650) Hero is BTN with 4 4
6 folds, Hero raises to t1875, SB raises to t5600, 1 fold, Hero raises to t11400, 1 fold

Final Pot: t12450
Hero mucks 4 4
Hero wins t12450

if i would win mfing 60/40s i would be in first mfing place aetigohnseoitjneistofjn

still in with 51, could easily be so much more if i ran decently

keep posting hh's i enjoy reading them

gl gl one time dealer etc etc

just a funny hand

Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t600/t1200 Blinds + t100 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: t46423 M = 17.19
UTG+2: t8271 M = 3.06
MP1: t38561 M = 14.28
MP2: t71072 M = 26.32
CO: t46289 M = 17.14
BTN: t40443 M = 14.98
SB: t30388 M = 11.25
Hero (BB): t45892 M = 17.00
UTG: t21024 M = 7.79

Pre Flop: (t2700) Hero is BB with 9 9
UTG raises to t2499, 3 folds, MP2 calls t2499, 2 folds, SB calls t1899, Hero calls t1299

Flop: (t10896) T Q 2 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 bets t6000, SB folds, Hero calls t6000, UTG folds

Turn: (t22896) J (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

River: (t22896) K (2 players)
Hero bets t8205, MP2 folds

Final Pot: t22896
Hero mucks 9 9
Hero wins t22896

Honestly did not win a single flip today, every one on the river. Running 4 flush in the zill to lose obv.

no poker content itt obviously but that flop call is burning money

holy **** last time i checked that thing had like 6 mil gt'd

it's gunna run for 48 hours

im 4900/5800ish

folding to min cash obv

wish things went differently, but if i cant win 60-40s, im not gonna win the donkament.

in the money!! lol.
have 24975 at 1.5/3/300
time to triple up then ship the 1.1 mil

obv first hand after i post that

Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2000/t4000 Blinds + t400 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: t192183 M = 20.02
MP1: t205488 M = 21.41
MP2: t47472 M = 4.95
CO: t55034 M = 5.73
BTN: t93370 M = 9.73
SB: t205766 M = 21.43
BB: t40637 M = 4.23
Hero (UTG): t22975 M = 2.39
UTG+1: t158514 M = 16.51

Pre Flop: (t9600) Hero is UTG with K A
Hero raises to t22575 all in, UTG+1 raises to t41150, 6 folds, BB calls t36237 all in

Flop: (t108649) 6 A J (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t108649) 3 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t108649) J (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t108649
BB shows 4 4 (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
Hero shows K A (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
UTG+1 shows 7 7 (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
UTG+1 wins t35324
Hero wins t73325

holy **** dude gl gl gl gl

sorry for the spam, but i have an alright stack now and my computer with ps is hella bad so i closed all the other windows, so im just being add and browsing 2+2 from my other computer (lol brag) but cant post cool hhs.

just doubled qq>aj. really would like to win this poker tournament.