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Originally Posted by thebigeasy59
and vintage just sent me a really funny text.
lol, I have this creepy old man professor for one class, and he went on this big long rant yesterday about how he's happy school is back in b/c it gives him a reason to get away from his wife and out to see the cute sorority girls. I'm paraphrasing, but it was something like "I saw this one girl running on Milledge (street w/ most frat/soror houses in town) that I just wanted to scoop up with a bottle of tequila and take to a hotel room, at least until she sobered up."
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Originally Posted by thebigeasy59
what is getting your bag stuck in your zipper after peeing immediately after waking up from a nap?
Were you picking up your prom date too?
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Originally Posted by tonymark01
jeopardy is awesome, can't think of a better vessel to fill yourself with esoteric knowledge and an ability to make good educated guesses
also, gambling
Stu Ungar used to get high and watch Jeopardy every day. More proof of how smart the dude was, watching Jeopardy norched is fun as hell.